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Only Brain-Dead Zombies ...
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...and DOPE-SMOKERS...
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DEPEND ON THE NY TIMES
FOR ALL THEIR NEWS ...
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... We Stay in Front of the News by Going Behind It.



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Very Few Politicians are Born the Old Fashioned Way. Some Politicians achieve
Sheepishness ... Others have Sheepishness Thrust Upon Them!




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 Forensic Analysis Proves Barry's Ticket to the Movies is Fake.


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In the interest of providing a public service, this web site will furnish, from time to time, explanations for the phenomenon of Barack Hussein Obama, circa 2008, and 53% of the popular vote :
EXPLANATION NO. ONE »»»
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BEER GOGGLES.




bush and the
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November, 1963 : During the Course of his Last Televised Press Conference, President Kennedy Announces
The Withdrawal of the First Group of 1,000 US Military Personnel from South Vietnam. He Drops a Broad Hint
That More US Forces will be Pulled Out of South Vietnam During the Course of 1964.
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December, 1963 : At the Urging of the Pentagon, President Johnson Rescinds Kennedy's Order
& Begins a New Program of Aggressive Military Rotation that Gradually Increases the US Presence
In S.Vietnam until 1965, When Full-Scale "Search & Destroy" Marine & Army Maneuvers Commence.



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In Ancient Rome, Before the Mormons Got Around
To Building the Roads and the Aqueducts ...

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... They Invented BRYLCREEM®!


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Confused? Just Click on an Eyeball.




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Doubloons & Double Eagles to : Detective Club of Jersey City;
Box 8403; Jersey City, New Jersey 07308.