Never, ever, ever, ever, ever, Turn into a Vampire . . . (Bad Things Will Happen!).

Who Knew Wreckless Eric was Really a Mating Call?!
(Stranger than Fiction, 2006).

The Original Version (STIFF RECORDS, 1977).

& the Scottish Seeing-Double Version (2007).

Something to Sing About! - - - At Least JFK had a Real Birth Certificate!
(DOB : May 29, 1917 : Brookline, Massachusetts).