July 23, 2008 --- Wicked. Last night I watched The Wicker Man again. It limped
into Manhattan more than seven years after it was made ( 1972 ). At
first the British Lion Studio bosses thought it to be one of the worst
horror films ever made. By 1980, it had achieved full-on cult status.
These days it has a new overlay of meaning : it is now generally
believed to be an exposé of the ruling political class, in both
the United States & the United Kingdom --- that our Anglo rulers
are, at bottom, heathen sun-worshiping, sex maniacs who would not miss
the chance to perform a human blood-sacrifice at the drop of an
elaborate hat. That Britt Ekland has a truly admirable derrière
( a body double was used ) is an added bonus. The NY Times Reviewer was amused about
the goings-on, but not too pleased about the end of the film:
July 23, 2008 --- Dump McCain? The shocking
spectacle of Barack Obama, skittering sideways, like a crab,
rightwards, along the beams of a corduroy road, has given diehard
Republicans something to take heart about. But this is what left-wing
Democrat politicians from Chicago do --- they trim in order to get
elected. At least Barry is skittering, even if it is sideways. It is
difficult to say what John McCain, the invisible turtle, had in mind
when he allowed himself to be photographed at Yankee Stadium with
scandal-scarred Rudy Giuliani and then jetted up to Maine to see
ancient
Poppy Bush for a Kodak Moment ( Two Mummies by the Seashore ). It is
simply too much to ask of any Vice Presidential choice that he or she
rescue this mindlessly desperate candidate from the bottom of the
ocean. John McCain, you are our new Capt. Webb!
July 17, 2008 --- Illiterate Americans, Illiterate Aliens. News of plummeting newspaper circulation continues to, well, make the news --- and it can't all be blamed on the Internet ( people, who use the Internet as their primary source of information, are much more likely to buy a daily newspaper than those who do not, but they are much less likely to buy a second newspaper than they were ten years ago ). The " See Spot Run " Crowd go online and hit youTube to ogle Rihanna in her latest. The current Third World crop of immigrants are much less literate than the old European crop of 100 years ago. My Maternal Grandfather ( Born : 1885; Walked off the Boat and through Ellis Island in 1907 after a brief stint in Switzerland as a Contract Laborer ) took both the NY Daily News --- for the pictures --- and Il Progresso every morning and usually different English & Italian papers in the afternoon. In his world, Rihanna would have been busted by the vice squad for indecent exposure.
July 14, 2008 --- Unsafe as Houses. This morning the Bush Administration nationalized the mortgage market --- just like that! Of course, Congress must approve this latest act of Presidential Marxism. But just last week Congress voted to abolish the Fourth Amendment, so taking on a little more debt should be no sweat. In yet another example of Welfare for Billionaires, Fannie Mae's outstanding debt is 800 Billion $ and Freddie Mac's outstanding debt is 740 Billion $. Do you think Congress will vote to help pay for the Club's Electric Bill?
Cast Your Mind back a few years. When Bill Clinton was President he encouraged NAMs ( Non-Asian Minorities ) to apply for mortgages by just showing up at their local bank with a sluggish pulse, no down payment required! Gone were they days when a bank required at least 25% down ( $3,800 ) on a mortgage for a $15,000 House; and years later, at least 10% down ( $5,000 ) would be required on a mortgage for a $50,000 House. You see, the banks figured that if you had skin in the game you were less likely to become foreclosure bait. Afterall banks used to make money by lending money, not by coming into possession of a nonperforming asset ( House ). But those days are over. Those days were bad, old Racist Days. George W. Bush ( Rocket Scientist ) figured that he could outdo Bill Clinton. He put the NAMs in Houses program on steroids. Oh, Sweet Teaser Rate of Life at last I've Found You! No money down & move right in and we'll throw in a little something extra like a 63 inch Liquid Crystal TV, that comes along with an eight-flap, movable BBQ on rollers! The Hell with Tomorrow! It's Money for Nothing & all the Chicks for Free in the Hood! What is it, you say, Mr. & Mrs. Taxpayer, you pay your mortgage on time? Well, just keep on paying promptly, and while you're at it, you can take on the payment of the mortgage next door! Oh, that stupid Global Dollar Standard ( RIP : August 15, 1971 ) ? --- We Hardly Knew Ye!
July 12, 2008 --- Brown Pride Locos. How Cute! So Cute that the name of this Mexican Gang, prowling California's lovely, touristy Catalina Island, should be the title of a moronic Hollywood movie. But there seems to be just one, big, enormous Hitch before cute - eee - tude can be reached. The Brown Pride Locos are a Mexican Gang that is destroying the tourist trade on lovely, touristy Catalina Island ( Catalina's Mayor, who just hates bad publicity with a purple passion, says that the Brown Pride Locos are just a bunch of high-spirited Kids --- ya gotta luv 'em when they snatch a purse! ). 3 million foreigners enter the United States of Third World Bus Station and stay, each year. One would think that perverted cultures, low IQs, wretched poverty and high crime, all imported on alien backs, would make one think that the hour has come for the US Congress to pass legislation devising a drastic cutback of Immigration Levels and that the time had come to pass a bill enacting a Pathway to Deportation. Of course, if you thought that way, Obama, McCain, and hundreds of federal politicians would call you a thinking racist! Brown Pride Locos --- now aren't they cute!
July 11, 2008 --- Sarkozy : Et lui? That missing pair of elevator shoes, belonging to the President of the Republic, have turned up. They were found in a very plush hôtel particulier, on the first floor. A very expensive whorehouse rents space on the selfsame floor. Reports, that our modern day Napoleon has been seen walking around Paris in his socks, remain unconfirmed. A remainder to all our French Clubbers --- and there are more than one or two!!! --- Monday is Bastille Day. Vive la Révolution Française, Tous les Jours et tous les Journées!!!
July 6, 2008 --- Politicians Are People Too! Kabili Tayari, Deputy Mayor of Jersey City, was arrested on Wednesday when he was caught driving a stolen car. It seems that he rented the car on April 6th at the Avis in Newark Airport. Deputy Mayor Tayari ( his Momma calls him Randy Brown when he's at home ) says that he just forgot to go back to Newark to return the car, so arrest him! Tayari is skating on thin ice. Wait till the cops find out about those 25 overdue library books --- he could be looking at Life!
July 6, 2008 --- Dante Would Laugh. It has been said that either a President Obama or a President McCain will put into practice a far worse Immigration Policy than President Bush. It doesn't seem possible. Are Americans living a Nightmare hatched in a fifty-state Insane Asylum or is God sending us just punishment for the American Sin of turning Politics into Entertainment?
July 6, 2008 --- Chuck Norris Does Not Sleep. He Waits.
July 2, 2008 --- He Never Disappoints! Last week John McCain, America's favorite collaborating POW, actually looked like he was trying. He urged that increased off-shore drilling and exploration be commenced so that more petroleum might be sent to market, 3 - 5 years down the line. How's that for being constructive! One might even say --- brilliant! All Barack Obama could do was maunder on about conservation ( a thirsty man, stuck in the middle of desert, does not dream of low-flow shower heads ). But things are getting back to the way they used to be. This afternoon, intrepid John McCain jets into Mexico City to boost Nafta and to thump the tub, so to speak --- imagine John McCain in a tub --- YIKES --- for Open Borders with Latin America and the world beyond. The rumor that John McCain was told that he was gaining on his opponent in polls but decided to set things aright by bringing up the subject of Amnesty for God's Children again is probably true.
June 28, 2008 --- His Smugness. If Barack Obama loses in November --- a highly unlikely prospect given the fact that John McCain looks to be every inch the Alton Parker ( 1904 ) of his generation --- he can blame his defeat on Smugness. Obama seems, of late, to have perfected a multi-syllabic, droning, sing-song manner of speech with which he happily regales his audience. A recent example of this is the painful, haranguing way in which he blathers on and on about conservation and alternate sources of energy. Hard to believe but true, John McCain seems to have stolen one or more debating points from the front-runner, particularly when he calls for offshore drilling as means of getting out from under $140 a barrel oil. To coin a phrase, there is many a slip between cup & lip. The far-left Democrat must cool his jets until November before he can enjoy his sweet Coronation. July, August, September, and October campaign activities await. Four solid months of seeming to mumble, half-consciously, into a dicto-corder, while waiting for the Crown of the Presidency to be placed on his head, is liable to bore voters senseless and, what's more, lose votes.
June 25, 2008 --- Open Borders Loser. Since 1997 Congressman Chris Cannon ( R-Utah ) has been a prominent voice for the cause of endless Third World Immigration into the US. He is an Invade the World, Invite the World Republican, if there ever was one. Yesterday he was swamped in a nominating primary by an unknown challenger, 40% - 60%, even though he had outspent his rival $630,000 to $98,000. November looks like it will be a political massacre for Open Borders Republicans. John McCain throw in the towel --- RIGHT NOW!!!
June 20, 2008 --- Yikes! The word is sweeping the nation, a locution of future nightmares : Obamanation!
June 20, 2008 --- Mothers FOR Drunken Mexicans. Mothers Against Drunk Driving is suing Mothers Against Illegal Aliens. The Details are funny but sad in a sick, Third World, sort of way ( Click Here ).
( The Rumor that Mothers FOR Drunken Mexicans is considering changing its name to Mothers For Mexicans Who Are Experiencing Disturbed Functioning Because of Too Much Alcohol Intake is totally unfounded ).
June 17, 2008 --- John, 19 : Verses 41 & 42. Tim Russert died on Friday, the 13th. Tim fiercely worshiped St. Condi & Her Mushroom Clouds. According to the Corporate Media, Our Saviour ( Tim ), was worthy of Ascending on the Third Day. Wrong Again --- why don't you make it a habit? --- Corporate Media!
July 17, 2008 --- Illiterate Americans, Illiterate Aliens. News of plummeting newspaper circulation continues to, well, make the news --- and it can't all be blamed on the Internet ( people, who use the Internet as their primary source of information, are much more likely to buy a daily newspaper than those who do not, but they are much less likely to buy a second newspaper than they were ten years ago ). The " See Spot Run " Crowd go online and hit youTube to ogle Rihanna in her latest. The current Third World crop of immigrants are much less literate than the old European crop of 100 years ago. My Maternal Grandfather ( Born : 1885; Walked off the Boat and through Ellis Island in 1907 after a brief stint in Switzerland as a Contract Laborer ) took both the NY Daily News --- for the pictures --- and Il Progresso every morning and usually different English & Italian papers in the afternoon. In his world, Rihanna would have been busted by the vice squad for indecent exposure.
July 14, 2008 --- Unsafe as Houses. This morning the Bush Administration nationalized the mortgage market --- just like that! Of course, Congress must approve this latest act of Presidential Marxism. But just last week Congress voted to abolish the Fourth Amendment, so taking on a little more debt should be no sweat. In yet another example of Welfare for Billionaires, Fannie Mae's outstanding debt is 800 Billion $ and Freddie Mac's outstanding debt is 740 Billion $. Do you think Congress will vote to help pay for the Club's Electric Bill?
Cast Your Mind back a few years. When Bill Clinton was President he encouraged NAMs ( Non-Asian Minorities ) to apply for mortgages by just showing up at their local bank with a sluggish pulse, no down payment required! Gone were they days when a bank required at least 25% down ( $3,800 ) on a mortgage for a $15,000 House; and years later, at least 10% down ( $5,000 ) would be required on a mortgage for a $50,000 House. You see, the banks figured that if you had skin in the game you were less likely to become foreclosure bait. Afterall banks used to make money by lending money, not by coming into possession of a nonperforming asset ( House ). But those days are over. Those days were bad, old Racist Days. George W. Bush ( Rocket Scientist ) figured that he could outdo Bill Clinton. He put the NAMs in Houses program on steroids. Oh, Sweet Teaser Rate of Life at last I've Found You! No money down & move right in and we'll throw in a little something extra like a 63 inch Liquid Crystal TV, that comes along with an eight-flap, movable BBQ on rollers! The Hell with Tomorrow! It's Money for Nothing & all the Chicks for Free in the Hood! What is it, you say, Mr. & Mrs. Taxpayer, you pay your mortgage on time? Well, just keep on paying promptly, and while you're at it, you can take on the payment of the mortgage next door! Oh, that stupid Global Dollar Standard ( RIP : August 15, 1971 ) ? --- We Hardly Knew Ye!
July 12, 2008 --- Brown Pride Locos. How Cute! So Cute that the name of this Mexican Gang, prowling California's lovely, touristy Catalina Island, should be the title of a moronic Hollywood movie. But there seems to be just one, big, enormous Hitch before cute - eee - tude can be reached. The Brown Pride Locos are a Mexican Gang that is destroying the tourist trade on lovely, touristy Catalina Island ( Catalina's Mayor, who just hates bad publicity with a purple passion, says that the Brown Pride Locos are just a bunch of high-spirited Kids --- ya gotta luv 'em when they snatch a purse! ). 3 million foreigners enter the United States of Third World Bus Station and stay, each year. One would think that perverted cultures, low IQs, wretched poverty and high crime, all imported on alien backs, would make one think that the hour has come for the US Congress to pass legislation devising a drastic cutback of Immigration Levels and that the time had come to pass a bill enacting a Pathway to Deportation. Of course, if you thought that way, Obama, McCain, and hundreds of federal politicians would call you a thinking racist! Brown Pride Locos --- now aren't they cute!
July 11, 2008 --- Sarkozy : Et lui? That missing pair of elevator shoes, belonging to the President of the Republic, have turned up. They were found in a very plush hôtel particulier, on the first floor. A very expensive whorehouse rents space on the selfsame floor. Reports, that our modern day Napoleon has been seen walking around Paris in his socks, remain unconfirmed. A remainder to all our French Clubbers --- and there are more than one or two!!! --- Monday is Bastille Day. Vive la Révolution Française, Tous les Jours et tous les Journées!!!
July 6, 2008 --- Politicians Are People Too! Kabili Tayari, Deputy Mayor of Jersey City, was arrested on Wednesday when he was caught driving a stolen car. It seems that he rented the car on April 6th at the Avis in Newark Airport. Deputy Mayor Tayari ( his Momma calls him Randy Brown when he's at home ) says that he just forgot to go back to Newark to return the car, so arrest him! Tayari is skating on thin ice. Wait till the cops find out about those 25 overdue library books --- he could be looking at Life!
July 6, 2008 --- Dante Would Laugh. It has been said that either a President Obama or a President McCain will put into practice a far worse Immigration Policy than President Bush. It doesn't seem possible. Are Americans living a Nightmare hatched in a fifty-state Insane Asylum or is God sending us just punishment for the American Sin of turning Politics into Entertainment?
July 6, 2008 --- Chuck Norris Does Not Sleep. He Waits.
July 2, 2008 --- He Never Disappoints! Last week John McCain, America's favorite collaborating POW, actually looked like he was trying. He urged that increased off-shore drilling and exploration be commenced so that more petroleum might be sent to market, 3 - 5 years down the line. How's that for being constructive! One might even say --- brilliant! All Barack Obama could do was maunder on about conservation ( a thirsty man, stuck in the middle of desert, does not dream of low-flow shower heads ). But things are getting back to the way they used to be. This afternoon, intrepid John McCain jets into Mexico City to boost Nafta and to thump the tub, so to speak --- imagine John McCain in a tub --- YIKES --- for Open Borders with Latin America and the world beyond. The rumor that John McCain was told that he was gaining on his opponent in polls but decided to set things aright by bringing up the subject of Amnesty for God's Children again is probably true.
June 28, 2008 --- His Smugness. If Barack Obama loses in November --- a highly unlikely prospect given the fact that John McCain looks to be every inch the Alton Parker ( 1904 ) of his generation --- he can blame his defeat on Smugness. Obama seems, of late, to have perfected a multi-syllabic, droning, sing-song manner of speech with which he happily regales his audience. A recent example of this is the painful, haranguing way in which he blathers on and on about conservation and alternate sources of energy. Hard to believe but true, John McCain seems to have stolen one or more debating points from the front-runner, particularly when he calls for offshore drilling as means of getting out from under $140 a barrel oil. To coin a phrase, there is many a slip between cup & lip. The far-left Democrat must cool his jets until November before he can enjoy his sweet Coronation. July, August, September, and October campaign activities await. Four solid months of seeming to mumble, half-consciously, into a dicto-corder, while waiting for the Crown of the Presidency to be placed on his head, is liable to bore voters senseless and, what's more, lose votes.
June 25, 2008 --- Open Borders Loser. Since 1997 Congressman Chris Cannon ( R-Utah ) has been a prominent voice for the cause of endless Third World Immigration into the US. He is an Invade the World, Invite the World Republican, if there ever was one. Yesterday he was swamped in a nominating primary by an unknown challenger, 40% - 60%, even though he had outspent his rival $630,000 to $98,000. November looks like it will be a political massacre for Open Borders Republicans. John McCain throw in the towel --- RIGHT NOW!!!
June 20, 2008 --- Yikes! The word is sweeping the nation, a locution of future nightmares : Obamanation!
June 20, 2008 --- Mothers FOR Drunken Mexicans. Mothers Against Drunk Driving is suing Mothers Against Illegal Aliens. The Details are funny but sad in a sick, Third World, sort of way ( Click Here ).
( The Rumor that Mothers FOR Drunken Mexicans is considering changing its name to Mothers For Mexicans Who Are Experiencing Disturbed Functioning Because of Too Much Alcohol Intake is totally unfounded ).
June 17, 2008 --- John, 19 : Verses 41 & 42. Tim Russert died on Friday, the 13th. Tim fiercely worshiped St. Condi & Her Mushroom Clouds. According to the Corporate Media, Our Saviour ( Tim ), was worthy of Ascending on the Third Day. Wrong Again --- why don't you make it a habit? --- Corporate Media!
June 10, 2008 --- Stretching 15
Minutes into 16. Forgotten
as soon as NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer resigned last March, the hooker, whom
he had hired, entered the mists of obliterated memory along with the
Politician who sought fame by trying to overrule his state legislature
and grant Drivers' Licenses to Illegal Aliens. But on Sunday, Spitzer's
Thousands-a-Night Call Girl resurfaced, strutting her wares along the
strand in Sea Girt, on the Jersey Shore. What caught the photographic
eye, above all, was a tattoo in Latin : " Tutela Valui. " Given the
placement of the tat, Classics Professor Mark Buchan, of New York's
Columbia University, holds the opinion that the Latin saying should be
translated into English as " Save Haven. " Other experts have also
given voice to what our once famous, extremely expensive whore could be
trying to tell any fleeced customer who might be coaxed into taking a
peek ( Click Here ).
June 7, 2008 --- Train Wreck. Now that the Democrats have finally fixed upon their nominee, the nation turns it gaze to John McCain, another Socialist war-monger, who thinks that the yearly admission of 3 million foreigners into the country is a paltry number! Lest anyone think that a Democrat President and a Democrat Congress will get us out of Iraq, well, 17 months after our current Dem. Congress blew into DC, we are still in Iraq and our Pacifist Congress is urging George W. Bush, who needs so little encouragement, to turn Iran into a Parking Lot! Jesus Wept.
June 4, 2008 --- France Attempts to Appease the Third World. Brigitte Bardot has been convicted of " Hate Speech. " She has been fined €16,000 for using her mouth and objecting to the ritual Muslim Slaughter of sheep. At the present time, speech is protected under the US Constitution. Check in again on January 21, 2009 --- you never know!
June 1, 2008 ---
The Joint was Jumping. From
Friday night into Saturday morning, seven were dead and three were
wounded in the District of Columbia. The Circumstances : a triple
street slaying, a drive-by shooting near an Elementary School, a family
argument, a falling-out over a dice game. The police came across one
victim lying in the middle of a DC street, rendered into an
unrecognizable, pulpy mass --- as if clubbed to death by a baseball bat.
May 25, 2008 --- McCain Throws a Pineapple Into the Works. The Republican US Senator from North Carolina, Elizabeth Dole, easily defeated Erskine Bowles for the office in 2002 ( 54%-45% ). 2008 will not be such a cakewalk for her, thanks to John McCain's presence at the head of the ticket. The Corporate Media is forever saying how attractive John McCain is to Independent Voters. Independents in North Carolina are like Independents in the other 49 states in that they overwhelmingly favor a rapid withdrawal from Iraq and in that they overwhelmingly favor a massive reduction of " Legal " Immigration and a salutary schedule of deportation for Illegals. McCain wants to stay in Iraq until 2013 or 2108 ( depending on the quote ) and he yearns for Amnesty for Border Jumpers and Visa Overstayers in addition to a huge increase of foreigners above the current 2 million intake of " Legal " Immigrants. At least with Obama there is a faint hope that in the next four years the American Occupation of Iraq will be wound down, although the Invasion of America is sure to continue under both Obama & McCain ( Immigration = Democratic Votes & Cheap Republican Labor ). McCain not only has nothing to offer to Independents that Obama can't match, he is sure to suppress Republican turnout in the Fall. Just call him John " Millstone " McCain, Elizabeth!
May 24, 2008 --- Just Check In. George W. Bush is not the first US President to have his Marbles called into question. When John Quincy Adams was residing at the White House ( 1825-1829 ), he received many letters; one read : " You are Perfectly Insane. You should apply for admission to the Lunatic Asylum. "
May 21, 2008 --- Devolution. In 1896 less than half the population of the United States could read or write. In that year, William Jennings Bryan ( Democrat ) ran a campaign against William McKinley, the Republican nominee for President. Bryan ran a vigorous campaign, opposing the Republican plan to hitch the US Dollar to the British Pound Sterling, and thereby the Gold Standard. McKinley beat him, 51%-47%. In 1900 the rivals were the same. This time the main issue was the future plans for an American Overseas Empire. Bryan wanted out of the Philippines and Cuba. McKinley beat him again, 52%-46%.
In 2008 most Americans are considered literate, even though they would rather spend their free-time in front of the TV, Zombified, rather than pick up a newspaper or a book. Barack Obama speaks of " Change. " But what he means exactly by this catchword is yet to be determined. The outward and upward rush of Evolution is again disproved. The illiterates of 1896 had more brain power and less gullible capacity.
May 19, 2008 --- Anticipation. The Crewe ( UK ) by-election takes place on Thursday, May 22nd. And New Labour is bitting its collective fingernails!!!
May 13, 2008 --- Twelve Years Late & Billions of Dollars Short. According to a story ( Click Here ) in yesterday's editions of The New York Times, the Missouri legislature is about to pass a ballot initiative that would require all persons, registering as voters for the first time in Missouri, to prove that they are eligible US citizens by showing either naturalization papers, a true copy of a birth certificate, or a US Passport. Only the state of Arizona now has this requirement on its statute books.
Supporters of the Initiative point to 1996, when " B-1 " Bob Dornan lost his California Congressional seat because of foreign voter registration chicanery. In that year, Dornan was very narrowly defeated by an Democrat Upstart, known as Loretta Sanchez ( a daughter of illegal aliens from Mexico, she had already run & lost a 1994 race for Congress under another name! Using her maiden name of Sanchez, in 1996, was understandable for her English was shockingly bad). After losing, Dornan demanded an investigation into the dubious last minute rush of Mexicans that his victorious challenger had doped up the voting rolls withal. Dornan's Bloodhounds had managed to sniff out 624 non-citizens who had been finagled onto the rolls of the district. The remaining suspicion was that there were many more than 624 ringer Mexicans on the election roll ( an additional 124 ineligible voters were barred from voting an Election Day; when the final tally was finished, more than a year later, it was estimated that more than 4,700 votes had been cast by illegal aliens --- the final tally placed Sanchez ahead of Dornan by 979 votes ). Even though it was painfully obvious that Dornan had had the election stolen out from under him, his fellow Republicans, who then controlled the House of Representatives, decided to award the contested seat to his " colorful " opponent. The word " racism " had been much in use, and in the late 20th century; that magical word had more power than all the incantations of Merlin.
The Supreme Irony of the whole rigmarole was that " B-1 " Bob of Orange County was a big booster of Immigration! He seldom missed an opportunity to mouth the standard platitudes, starting with " There is just one race, the
human race!, " and working his way
down from that august plateau. After losing his electoral race because
members of the human race had been bused in from Mexico, " B-1 " was so
mad he could spit and then some. Republicans are slowly waking up to
the fate that immigrants, legal and illegal, do not care for them very
much --- not even a little! " B-1's " Fate is an objective lesson out
of the
Republican collective Past. In Missouri, this lesson has taken Twelve
Years to
sink in. Talk about being slower than a turtle! But don't despair
Jackasses ( Democrats ), there are still more than enough Republicans
who will say every
day and in every way that " There is just one race, the human race. "
That
line must be in the preamble to the Immigration Act of 1965. Place your
bets, ladies and gents. John McCain will be uttering this golden
platitude any day now, although how he squares this sentiment with his
beloved fantasy of bombing Iran good and hard is a mystery! May 6, 2008 --- Poison Is On Special
This Week! Fareed
Zakaria, an Indian born of a prominent political and newspaper family,
says, in his new ponderous tome, The Post-American World, "
The potential for a new burst of
American productivity depends not on our educational system or R &
D spending, but on our immigration policies. If these people [
immigrants ] are allowed and encouraged to stay, then innovation will
happen here. If they leave, they'll take it with them ... [ America ]
remains the most open, flexible society in the world, able to absorb
other people [ sic ], cultures, ideas, goods, and services. The country
thrives on the hunger and energy of poor immigrants. "
More than 5 years after the American Invasion of Iraq and the ensuing 5 years of an unceasing tattoo of failure, such biliousness hogwash about immigration, in the corporate media, is customary. In 1989 the Berlin Wall fell and the US Military/Industrial Complex began a frantic quest for a raison d'être. Panama, Somalia, the Balkans, etc. were small, pointless, ridiculous objectives that would obviously not do. In March of 2003 George W. Bush declared all-out war in the Middle East and prayed that Iraq would be a stepping stone to Syria, Iran and beyond. Not content with merely bombing mudhuts in Mogadishu, the Man from Crawford had stood logic on its head and transformed the America Military into an auxiliary of the IDF --- Tel Aviv's primo Bouncer! The disaster of the American Occupation of Iraq has dwarfed any proceeding American military blunder --- George Armstrong Custer looks up from Hell and laughs! From George W. Bush pressing heated coat-hangers to the buttocks of yelping Yalie pledges to the kidnapping of taxi drivers and goat herders by US forces, for the purpose of subjecting them to the most bizarre and revolting forms of torture imaginable, in order to quell sheer frustration and confusion, it is nothing less than Apollo consuming his children for starters and his own vitals for afters.
Like the Dog's Breakfast of the Iraq Occupation, to continue to draw in more than 3 million immigrants from the Third World is considered a virtuous pursuit by the corporate elite. By failing, we will achieve success! Since 1965, when the absolute number of the alien intake was less than three hundred thousand, failure to assimilate the growing Third World rabble has begged a madhouse solution, always; until at present our intake stands temporarily at some three millions, pausing only to raise yet again with each coming year. As in Iraq, the heated coat-hanger is applied yet again to the sit-upon of the nation. Mission Accomplished! Doing Jobs that Americans Just Won't Do! Fire in the Mind! Heck of a Job, Brownie! Betty Bughouse in the dayroom of a Lunatic Asylum makes more coherent sense.
Pandit Zakaria's book is ranked No. 15 on Amazon this morning. Dr. Johnson once said about a book that was wildly popular in his day : " I'd rather praise it than read it! " Amen, brother --- join the congregation!
More than 5 years after the American Invasion of Iraq and the ensuing 5 years of an unceasing tattoo of failure, such biliousness hogwash about immigration, in the corporate media, is customary. In 1989 the Berlin Wall fell and the US Military/Industrial Complex began a frantic quest for a raison d'être. Panama, Somalia, the Balkans, etc. were small, pointless, ridiculous objectives that would obviously not do. In March of 2003 George W. Bush declared all-out war in the Middle East and prayed that Iraq would be a stepping stone to Syria, Iran and beyond. Not content with merely bombing mudhuts in Mogadishu, the Man from Crawford had stood logic on its head and transformed the America Military into an auxiliary of the IDF --- Tel Aviv's primo Bouncer! The disaster of the American Occupation of Iraq has dwarfed any proceeding American military blunder --- George Armstrong Custer looks up from Hell and laughs! From George W. Bush pressing heated coat-hangers to the buttocks of yelping Yalie pledges to the kidnapping of taxi drivers and goat herders by US forces, for the purpose of subjecting them to the most bizarre and revolting forms of torture imaginable, in order to quell sheer frustration and confusion, it is nothing less than Apollo consuming his children for starters and his own vitals for afters.
Like the Dog's Breakfast of the Iraq Occupation, to continue to draw in more than 3 million immigrants from the Third World is considered a virtuous pursuit by the corporate elite. By failing, we will achieve success! Since 1965, when the absolute number of the alien intake was less than three hundred thousand, failure to assimilate the growing Third World rabble has begged a madhouse solution, always; until at present our intake stands temporarily at some three millions, pausing only to raise yet again with each coming year. As in Iraq, the heated coat-hanger is applied yet again to the sit-upon of the nation. Mission Accomplished! Doing Jobs that Americans Just Won't Do! Fire in the Mind! Heck of a Job, Brownie! Betty Bughouse in the dayroom of a Lunatic Asylum makes more coherent sense.
Pandit Zakaria's book is ranked No. 15 on Amazon this morning. Dr. Johnson once said about a book that was wildly popular in his day : " I'd rather praise it than read it! " Amen, brother --- join the congregation!
During the Afternoon of December 24, 1942, Admiral Darlan was going from room to room within his offices at the Prefect's Palace in Algiers. As he reached to turn a doorknob to his private study, he was shot in the face and chest by someone who had signed himself in at the reception desk of the Palace as " Morand. " An unconscious Darlan was hurriedly trundled to a staff car, but he bled to death before the auto could reach the hospital. Morand was branded a " terrorist " by a drumhead military French Colonial Court-Martial and shot by firing-squad two days later, as Darlan's funeral procession wended its way through the heart of Algiers. To this day, there is great suspicion that " Morand " was, at the very least, a quadruple agent. The British, the Germans, de Gaulle, and the Maquis all wanted Darlan out of the way for various reasons. Only the Americans appeared to have no motive in contracting for Darlan's death as the Admiral was seen as a close ally who had consistently urged the considerable ex-Vichyist forces under his control to work as closely with the Americans as they had done with the Germans. Rumor had it that British MI6 was offering a bonus for Darlan's scalp. For months afterward, the sick joke in English pubs was that Darlan had been shot twice by twenty assassins.
This Morning the American Puppet dictator in Kabul was almost shot. Amid general carnage, he barely escaped with his skin unbruised. Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose!
April 21, 2008 --- Still Waiting for His Close-Up. The victory of John McCain has several aspects. Above all, the Corporate Media have been touting his return from the political boneyard. After all, McCain is their man: a politician who finds nothing extraordinary in staying in Iraq for one hundred years, and a politician who wants the borders of the United States to remain open indefinitely. But perhaps the most striking characteristic of the Return of John McCain is the grotesque nature of the man himself and the party he represents. McCain and Republican office-holders, who must run on the same ticket, have become slaves to the Tel Aviv line abroad and the Mexico City line at home. Before that particular day in September, 2001 ( when " the world changed " ), Tel Aviv had always attempted in entangle Washington in the Middle East, to act as a sort of super bouncer on behalf of Israeli interests. With the Invasion of Iraq in March, 2003, it was " mission accomplished " for Ariel Sharon. The Invasion of the United States, since the passage of the Immigration Act of 1965, has always had a bi-partisan cheering squad, egging the Invasion on and keeping it going. It was just ten months ago that John " McNasty " McCain cursed out several colleagues in the corridors of the US Senate for not supporting amnesty for 20 million foreign border jumpers and visa overstayers. Republican voters acknowledge that the 5 yr. Occupation of Iraq has been and has continued to be a costly and bloody failure. Republican politicians who promote amnesty may as well come out for puppy-murder. Since McCain bagged the Republican nomination in February, he has escaped bad publicity, for the most part; but now that Hillary is about to breathe her last Presidential Breath of Hope & Ziggy Stardust ( Barack Obama ) finally grasps the prize that is to be his alone, McCain cannot count on uninterrupted, smooth sailing. The Corporate Media cherishes beautiful Ziggy much more than it venerates old and ugly McNasty. There is a Close-Up coming for John McCain that will inevitably cause the public to wretch.
April 14, 2008 --- Throw the Bums Out. One of the unwelcome consequences of the 1965 Immigration Act, which opened up America to the orgiastic entry of the Third World, is the importation of an increased rate of crime, that is most distinctly un-European. In the frenzy of the 1965 moment, mandating immigration of the Third World was looked upon as a chance to atone for old sins. The future horror that would unfold was unimagined. In 1965, it was time to get down on one's knees and ask forgiveness of the entire world and to appear not to be an uncouth person, à la Simon Legree. A clean sponge to wipe the dirty conscience, if you will!
In the 2008 moment, the bill has come due --- very due. There are at present 139,000 foreign criminals, who have served their prison sentences, and then, having been detained in immigration jail for a further six months, have been let out, free as birds, into the American atmosphere because their countries of origin have refused to take them back and have proclaimed a resounding NO to the prospect of a return journey for any man Jack of them. These countries of infamy are notably Jamaica, Vietnam, China, India, Ethiopia, Laos, Eritrea, & Iran. Some Republican Senators and Congressmen have proposed legislation denying the visa privilege to these recalcitrant nations. Why should a foreign nation be allowed to dump its riffraff on the United States and get away breezily without being obliged to take the self-same riffraff back when it goes astray? Sounds like an idea that is in full season and ripe for the picking! Overdue --- very overdue --- by 43 years, Suckers!
April 6, 2008 --- Operation Chaos? For about two months, Rush Limbaugh, America's favorite radio motor mouth, has been pushing a plan to shake up the Democratic Party Presidential selection process. He calls it " Operation Chaos. " His aim is to prolong the Jackass primary season until June, thereby creating a cauldron of boiling, bad blood in the ranks. He urges his listeners to register or proclaim themselves as Democrats, so that they might vote in the primaries for Hillary Clinton, encouraging her to stay in the Democratic Party race. By constantly promoting " Operation Chaos " Limbaugh hopes to keep his brand before the public and his CUME above 10 million. Think about it Ditto Heads! Limbaugh is the man who has cheered on George W. Bush since 2000. Bush is the man who has given the nation domestic spending polices as profligate as Lyndon Baines Johnson's and a foreign policy so Israeli-centric that a Bluetooth®, receiving messages from Tel Aviv, seems to have been built into King George's head. Operation Chaos? More like Operation Slight of Hand! Think again, Ditto Heads! Obama and the Hillster are running to the right of George W. Bush, but Rush is too embarrassed to say so. In Rush Limbaugh's mouth, the word " conservative " has no meaning.
In AIR GUITAR NATION ( 2007 ), Björn Türoque Says : To Air is Human, To Air-Guitar, Divine.
( Seen Here : Sonyk Rok, the Queen of Air Supremacy ).
March 30, 2008 --- A Patriot Act (
for the US Economy ).
Tomorrow the US Treasury Department trots out, for Congressional
perusal, " new " proposals that would abolish the Securities &
Exchange Commission ( equities trading ) and the Office of Thrift
Supervision ( banking oversight ). These new proposals are not new at
all, but they have been gathering dust for long Bush years. The time is
ripe, so to speak. Remember September, 2001? How the Corporate Media
willingly played Chicken Little and screamed down the walls that the
sky was falling and that the world was about to end? The end result : a
suppurating monstrosity known as the " Patriot Act. " The new Treasury
Dept. proposals, called THE BLUEPRINT, would rearrange a " patchwork "
of executive branch agencies and hand them over to the central bank,
otherwise known as the Federal Reserve System. Because these government
agencies don't seem to work ( surprise! ), the posited propaganda
solution is to turn their non-working powers over to the Federal
Reserve, where they will be made to work!!! Billionaires may not
believe in Jesus, but they shall never forget to preach that a private
banking cartel is universal salvation --- 1929, 1933, and 1971
notwithstanding!
March 27, 2008 --- Welfare for Billionaires. The Federal Reserve System, once called the Federal Reserve Bank, is presently allowing private banks, such as Cantor Fitzgerald and RBS Greenwich Capital, to borrow money from the Federal Reserve by using non-performing loans as collateral. These non-performing loans are known to one and all as subprime mortgages. The Federal Reserve Bank is a private bank that was established in 1913 by the US Congress. Under the US Constitution, only Congress has the authority to issue bank notes and coin specie; but the US Supreme Court has turned a blind eye to this unlawful practice of surrendering the people's money power to a private banking cartel. If you are about to be evicted from your home because you can't meet the payment on your resetting ARM, just try to get the Chairman on the phone in hopes of securing a loan, but RBS Greenwich Capital can claim your dud, non-performing mortgage as collateral! We have been fed the boilerplate pablum that what the Fed is currently doing is all for the best, all for the good of the world banking system. During the period of 1913-1933 you could go down to Liberty Street in lower Manhattan and cash in your Federal Reserve notes for gold. During the period of 1944-1971 foreign Central Banks could call up Liberty Street and demand that the printed money in their accounts be credited to another account, weighed in gold bars. History teaches us that no supreme central bank, based on fiat currency, goes on forever --- they all crash, there are no exceptions to this golden rule. Afterall, the " Reserve " in Federal Reserve means that it is gold which backs the paper promise on all Federal Reserve Notes printed before March of 1933, when FDR had the wording changed and flooded the country with brand, spanking, new notes with the word " Gold " omitted and decreed that the holding of gold notes would, henceforth, be illegal. When Nixon tore up the Bretton Woods Agreement on August 15, 1971, a Hot Dog was 25¢, a slice of Pizza was 35¢, and a boxseat behind the Yankee dugout only $3.50. How long can the US Central Bank last ( a private bank without reserves of any kind except dud, subprime mortgages )? Place your bets on the precise day of doom. But remember if you win that bet, make sure the payout isn't in worthless Federal Reserve Notes!
March 27, 2008 --- Welfare for Billionaires. The Federal Reserve System, once called the Federal Reserve Bank, is presently allowing private banks, such as Cantor Fitzgerald and RBS Greenwich Capital, to borrow money from the Federal Reserve by using non-performing loans as collateral. These non-performing loans are known to one and all as subprime mortgages. The Federal Reserve Bank is a private bank that was established in 1913 by the US Congress. Under the US Constitution, only Congress has the authority to issue bank notes and coin specie; but the US Supreme Court has turned a blind eye to this unlawful practice of surrendering the people's money power to a private banking cartel. If you are about to be evicted from your home because you can't meet the payment on your resetting ARM, just try to get the Chairman on the phone in hopes of securing a loan, but RBS Greenwich Capital can claim your dud, non-performing mortgage as collateral! We have been fed the boilerplate pablum that what the Fed is currently doing is all for the best, all for the good of the world banking system. During the period of 1913-1933 you could go down to Liberty Street in lower Manhattan and cash in your Federal Reserve notes for gold. During the period of 1944-1971 foreign Central Banks could call up Liberty Street and demand that the printed money in their accounts be credited to another account, weighed in gold bars. History teaches us that no supreme central bank, based on fiat currency, goes on forever --- they all crash, there are no exceptions to this golden rule. Afterall, the " Reserve " in Federal Reserve means that it is gold which backs the paper promise on all Federal Reserve Notes printed before March of 1933, when FDR had the wording changed and flooded the country with brand, spanking, new notes with the word " Gold " omitted and decreed that the holding of gold notes would, henceforth, be illegal. When Nixon tore up the Bretton Woods Agreement on August 15, 1971, a Hot Dog was 25¢, a slice of Pizza was 35¢, and a boxseat behind the Yankee dugout only $3.50. How long can the US Central Bank last ( a private bank without reserves of any kind except dud, subprime mortgages )? Place your bets on the precise day of doom. But remember if you win that bet, make sure the payout isn't in worthless Federal Reserve Notes!
March 23, 2008 --- Snail Mail. Michael
Szybalski, a resident of Warsaw, had mailed a First Class letter to an
address about seven miles ( 11.1 kilometers ) away. The letter was
posted on December 20, 2007 and arrived on January 3, 2008, a time
period of 294 hours. A Polish Garden Snail, he says, travels at the
rate of 0.029 miles per hour. During the 294 hours between December 20th and January 3rd,
Mr. Szybalski's letter traveled at the rate of 0.023 miles per hour,
thanks to the Post Office. The Polish Post Office has refused to
comment. Garden Snails need not feel slighted.
March 16, 2008 --- Ruthless. Forty Years Ago Yesterday. California Gov. Ronald Reagan, commenting on US Senator Robert Kennedy's impending announcement of his candidacy for the Democratic Presidential Nomination, said that the NY Senator was about to undertake a " ruthless and cynical act of opportunism " after Minnesota Senator Eugene McCarthy had won 20 of the 24 New Hampshire convention delegates in the state's primary, a few days ago. Reagan added that Kennedy was " jumping in after someone else had done the spadework. " Meanwhile, Senator Kennedy was in attendance at a festive event, held in the dinning room of the Garden City Hotel ( Long Island, New York ). Kennedy expressed surprised when friends presented to him a plump belly dancer, who proceed to brake into a practiced series of bumps and wiggles. Senator Kennedy appeared amused.
Mar. 16, 2008 --- Special Treatment in the Bizarro World. According to the Princeton ( New Jersey ) Packet, Javier Quiez, 39, and Javier Quiez Jr., 19, were arrested at their domicile, early Thursday morning, by agents of US Immigration & Customs Enforcement. Both had received orders from the INS to leave the United States and return to their native country of Guatemala no later than September 9, 1997. Yes, that's not a typo! Javier Sr. & Javier Jr. are 10½ years late in returning to the spot on the globe from whence they came. Considered flight risks, both are cooling their heels in separate local jails, where they await deportation ( FINALLY! ). It is good to see that the law is evenly applied, here, in Third World Bus Station. Why, some jurisdictions consider a library book that has gone two years overdue to be petty thief! There have been reports of cops showing up at the homes of delinquent borrowers, waving a pair of cuffs in the air, and telling the vicious Cagneys to came out with their hands up! Javier & Javier : 10½ Years Overdue. Sounds like a comedy team. But the Joke, as they say, is on us.
March
13, 2008 --- Kristen ( Spitzer's Trick ). AKA
--- Ashley Youmans. AKA --- Ashley Alexandra Dupré. AKA ---
Ashley Rae Maika DiPietro, etc. President, Head Cook, & Chief
Bottlewasher of Pasché New York, Incorporated ( a one-girl band
). Used to call Spitzer " Boo. " Her Philosophy of Life is " Positive
Energy Will Attract Positive Energy " --- why did she forget to tell
that to Spitzer? On a first date she has the habit of turning to the
guy and fixing him with a baleful stare and slowly saying this phrase :
" Can You Handle Me? " She has an enormous, great, big honker ( nose ).
Count me out. Spitzer liked It Rough and she told her pimp that she
could handle Rough but only for extra. She is currently entertaining
offers from record labels.
March 11, 2008 --- How Spitzer Got Caught (
Meow, Said the
QAT! ). The details are sordid
and pedestrian. The pimps and
prostitutes who New York Governor paid off were using front companies
to accept credit card payments. These front companies were named QAT
Consulting and QAT International. If you thought that QAT is pronounced
just like " cat, " as in Cat House, well, the way you think and the way
the IRS thinks is working on the same level. I'm sure the IRS got the
joke rather quickly; but what flagged this prostitution set-up in the
eyes of the IRS, above all, is that the pimps running it neglected to
declare the company's earnings to the IRS! --- and the IRS looks
darkly on US businesses that don't declare. So it was inevitable, in
the course of time, for QAT and her horizontal Kitties to scamper under
the trained nose of the federal tax people. Poor Eliot! He was naive
enough to think that if his wife saw his credit card statement, she
wouldn't cotton to what in the world QAT meant. Eliot forgot to
remember that his wife reads the New
York Times, every
morning, like everybody else does!
March 1o, 2008 --- NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer Caught in Prostitution & Drugs ( ? ) Sting. According to breaking reports, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has been entangled in a Prostitution Ring. On February 13, 2008, after signing into the Mayflower Hotel, under an assumed name, he called a hooker working for the internet emperorsclubvip.com, telling her to travel from New York to Room 871 at the Mayflower in order to perform a " special " sex act on him. Reports indicate that he paid the hooker a sum in excess of $3,500. If these reports are true, Spitzer violated the federal Mann Act ( White Slave Traffic Act of 1910 ). Two New Jersey pimps, who ran Spitzer's " trick, " were arrested in New York by federal authorities on Thursday, along with several prostitutes in their employ, who they had hired out to clients. A search warrant was executed that same day. In the pimps' apt., $600,000 in cash was uncovered. If past is prologue, the large amount of money uncovered may lead to the drug trade. Organized Crime has a well earned reputation of laundering drug money through high-class ( expensive ) prostitution set-ups. At this time, Spitzer is being energetically encouraged by Democratic Party leaders to hand in his resignation.
March 8, 2008 --- The End of Empire, Pt. 1 ( Great Britain ). On June 14, 1940 slow moving columns of German tanks, with speeding armed cars racing ahead, crawled through the suburbs of Argenteuil and Neuilly and passed through the broken gates of Paris. The columns proceeded at a leisurely pace down the Champs-Élysées, where they put on an informal review of sorts under the anxious eyes of the disarmed Paris police ...
March 7, 2008 --- You're Supposed to Lose! Last Month Alvin Paulson, of Belleville, Missouri, flew to St. Thomas in the U. S. Virgin Islands, for a quick vacation. After he arrived he stopped by the Ocean Club Gaming Center and fed a twenty dollar bill into the " Monster Payout " Slot Machine. He pulled the bejeweled handle and no sooner had he done so, that he was regaled with the sound of explosions and the sight of flashing lights. The screen on the machine informed him that he had just won the Super Jackpot of $5,150,000.00 ( 5 Million, one Hundred & Fifty Thousand Dollars is how it would look on a check ). Alvin Paulson just stood there, luxuriating in the moment, as a steady stream of quarters, pouring from the mouth of the machine, gathered round his feet. Mr. Paulson's happiness was soon short-circuited, however, when the casino manager scurried behind the machine and pulled the plug. The rush of quarters abruptly stopped; and the manager beckoned for two underlings, who ran in with buckets and shovels, and who then proceeded to scoop up all the quarters that Mr. Paulson had just won. But it seems that Mr. Paulson had not been the beneficiary of a successful $20 wager after all. No, certainly not! The casino manager informed Mr. Paulson that he was, in fact, a cunning gambler who should not try to take advantage of a mechanical malfunction! The slot machine was broken and was simply paying out more than five million dollars in error! The management was willing to let bygones be bygones and not have Mr. Paulson arrested for manipulating the machine. So big hearted was the management that Mr. Paulson was offered one hundred dollars in gaming chips and a coupon
for a free, deluxe
hamburger in the
very
plush Club Dining Room! Mr. Paulson showed how poorly he was raised by
his parents when he turned down this most generous offer of
hospitality. Mr. Paulson has filed a complaint with the US Virgin
Islands Gaming Commission, to which Mr. Paulson has yet to receive a
response. Mr. Paulson, an attorney, is looking for one to help him sue.
I am of the opinion that the slot machine in question never had 5 mil.
+ of quarters in it; the Club owners are, of course, too embarrassed to
admit it. But I'll bet that the Club had at least 5 million dollars
worth of deluxe hamburger coupons, which had just been run off at
Kinkos. Who knows? Perhaps Mr. Paulson should have held out for
majority ownership in the very plush Club Dining Room! There's were the
really big money is in that casino!
March 4, 2008 --- Since When Did Killing Puppies Become OK? Alex Jones ( 9.985 kHz SW ) accused Michelle Malkin, today, of condoning the murder of puppies in Iraq and Afghanistan. Say it ain't so, Michelle. A woman who looked like that in 1992 could not possibly turn out to be so warped!
March 1, 2008 --- Is There a Bull Moose in the House? The results for the 1912 Presidential Election have just come in! Woodrow Wilson ( Democrat ) 42%; Theodore Roosevelt ( Bull Moose ) 27%; William Howard Taft ( Republican ) 23%; Communists, Socialists, Anarchists, Prohibitionists, Exhibitionists & Others 8%.
Not You Moose ( No one Ever Called Him Bill )!
February 29, 2008 --- No Surprises. Edwin Rubenstein talks about the release of statistics, by the Bush Administration, which boast of the rapid increase in the deportation of foreign criminals from the United States. Rubenstein argues that these statistics are a con job. In going through them, he finds that the numbers suggest that, within a short period of time, individual foreigners, who have been repeatedly deported but soon jump the border and return, are counted as having been successfully and permanently deported ( Click Here for Details )! Pat Buchanan decries the Bush Administration's unwillingness to construct a new barrier along the border with Mexico or even to maintain the ramshackle barrier now in place ( Click Here for Details ). Anyone who thinks that John McCain, who is running for Bush's Third Term, will do anything to stop the current invasion, also thinks and believes that being kicked by the same mule, over and over again, is a highly educational pursuit.
Feb. 28, 2008 --- Daddy Went Out & Bought Her New Friends. Bribery, used as a primary technique of government, is not usually a good means of getting things done. The Bribers and the Bribees tend to regard the state as personal property, not an entity meant for the common good. But when you see your Best Bunkie, lying on the ground at you feet in a bloody pool, his head having just been ventilated by the man who is now holding a AK-47 to your temple, your steady Philosophy of what is effective government tends to undergo a spontaneous readjustment. If a hefty bribe seems to be in order, just to renegotiate a pressing and present difficulty, well then, let's pay it! Sunnis who have been shooting and blowing up G. I.s are now fully enlisted members of local Police & Militia Forces ( for a price )! And you thought it was THE SURGE! Remember this one thing above all : John Wayne was an actor; during the hot and heaviness of WWII, he dodged the Draft while listening to Frank Sinatra, who pretended to be Betty Bughouse when he met his local Draft Board. To learn more about the Philosophy of Cash on the Barrel Head in Iraq, Click Here.
February 28, 2008 --- William F. Buckley Jr., RIP. There was the good : he was a most forgiving owner the the World's Greatest Classical Music Radio Station, WNCN. There was the bad : in the early Nineties he fired Joe Sobran and allowed National Review to be turned into an annex of the Tel Aviv-West End Avenue Propaganda Ministry. There was the sublime : hired as a commentator by ABC News to provide pithiness for the Democratic National Convention during the last week of August, 1968, he turned to Gore Vidal and said : "Now listen, you Queer. Stop calling me a Crypto-Nazi, or I'll Sock You in your Goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered!"
February 26, 2008 --- When in Rome? If you wear a toga as you tour Rome does that make you Caligula? Below is photograph that may have been coaxed out of hiding by the Clinton Campaign. Obama is supposed to be the guy on the left. Just because he dresses like that when goes on vacation, that don't make him a bad person ( as they used to say in Philadelphia! ). Let's hope the Obama Campaign doesn't release that photo of Hillary in a house dress ( Yikes! --- afterall, men, who are over fifty, have a right not to be shocked into a heart attack when they open the morning paper ). No, reports that Obama dated Alicia Keys are just downright malicious rumors ( more about her later ).
February 26, 2008 --- Alicia Keys Test Link ( Italian Radio ).
February 24, 2008 --- Winner Lose All. In her most recent column, Ann Coulter speculates on what the reasons might be behind John McCain's apparent capture of the GOP Presidential Nomination. She blames the McCain-Feingold Campaign Financing Act most of all. She does have a point : the burden of having to raise, day in and day out, small amounts of cash ( $2,400 is the topmost limit ), favors politicians who are already known to the public. An Unknown, with little name-recognition, faces a seemingly insurmountable task in just getting his name before the voters ( but Ron Paul and Barack Obama seem to disprove Coulter's argument ). But what will do John McCain in is the perverted spirit of Chicago, 1968. You may recall the chaos of that year : the Democrats had reaped the whirlwind after having sown a crooked and closed primary process. Bobby Kennedy won the next-to-last primary in California and was assassinated on victory night. Even if he had lived to go on to Chicago, he would have never achieved a majority of the convention delegates. Gene McCarthy won the last primary, in New York, but he was mired in the third place in the delegate count. Vice President Hubert Humphrey managed to inherit all of retiring President Lyndon Johnson's delegates for a winning majority, without having to contest any one of the open primaries, which were won by either Kennedy or McCarthy. Riots broke out in that hot August, forty years ago. Both parties thought they learned a big lesson --- from that moment on, elected delegates, not party hacks, would determine the Presidential Nominee. But the Republicans, always looking to bow down before an Almighty Leader, have outsmarted themselves in 2008. In dictating that some states have winner-take-all arrangements --- so that a winner could be determined quickly --- they wound up with John McCain, who won a winning total plurality of 35% in Florida and all the state's delegates, even thought 65% of Florida voters had rejected him. Come November, when the reverse-coattail McCain effect dooms Republican seats in the House & Senate, Republicans will have ample reason to repent of the winner-take-all and follow-the-leader-over-the-cliff philosophies that afflict the Republican Party like the Black Death.
February 21, 2008 --- Plagiarism. Madonna G. Constantine is a Full Professor ( Full as in " Full of Herself " ) at Columbia University's Teachers College. In October of last year she plagiarized the Jena Six Hoax by hanging a noose on the doorknob of her office and then waddling up and down the campus, shouting RACISM at the ancient walls as well as the poor trees that were about to lose their leaves ( you would think that sight of Moby Dick's Sister in full cry would immediately induce a wholesale plight among Columbia's arborous
population!?
). Madonna G. Constantine, known to all who care as a BIG,
FAT, BLOODY NUISANCE, is at it again ( Click
Here for the Ugly Details
)! Now no sooner exposed as an academic plagiarist that her bellows of
RACISM have recommenced as if she were hiding a recorded message in the
ample tank of her belly! She is a full-tenured Professor and it appears
that Columbia is too frightened to fire her. Watch Out, Shipmates! Thar
She Blows!!!
March 1o, 2008 --- NY Gov. Eliot Spitzer Caught in Prostitution & Drugs ( ? ) Sting. According to breaking reports, New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has been entangled in a Prostitution Ring. On February 13, 2008, after signing into the Mayflower Hotel, under an assumed name, he called a hooker working for the internet emperorsclubvip.com, telling her to travel from New York to Room 871 at the Mayflower in order to perform a " special " sex act on him. Reports indicate that he paid the hooker a sum in excess of $3,500. If these reports are true, Spitzer violated the federal Mann Act ( White Slave Traffic Act of 1910 ). Two New Jersey pimps, who ran Spitzer's " trick, " were arrested in New York by federal authorities on Thursday, along with several prostitutes in their employ, who they had hired out to clients. A search warrant was executed that same day. In the pimps' apt., $600,000 in cash was uncovered. If past is prologue, the large amount of money uncovered may lead to the drug trade. Organized Crime has a well earned reputation of laundering drug money through high-class ( expensive ) prostitution set-ups. At this time, Spitzer is being energetically encouraged by Democratic Party leaders to hand in his resignation.
March 8, 2008 --- The End of Empire, Pt. 1 ( Great Britain ). On June 14, 1940 slow moving columns of German tanks, with speeding armed cars racing ahead, crawled through the suburbs of Argenteuil and Neuilly and passed through the broken gates of Paris. The columns proceeded at a leisurely pace down the Champs-Élysées, where they put on an informal review of sorts under the anxious eyes of the disarmed Paris police ...
March 7, 2008 --- You're Supposed to Lose! Last Month Alvin Paulson, of Belleville, Missouri, flew to St. Thomas in the U. S. Virgin Islands, for a quick vacation. After he arrived he stopped by the Ocean Club Gaming Center and fed a twenty dollar bill into the " Monster Payout " Slot Machine. He pulled the bejeweled handle and no sooner had he done so, that he was regaled with the sound of explosions and the sight of flashing lights. The screen on the machine informed him that he had just won the Super Jackpot of $5,150,000.00 ( 5 Million, one Hundred & Fifty Thousand Dollars is how it would look on a check ). Alvin Paulson just stood there, luxuriating in the moment, as a steady stream of quarters, pouring from the mouth of the machine, gathered round his feet. Mr. Paulson's happiness was soon short-circuited, however, when the casino manager scurried behind the machine and pulled the plug. The rush of quarters abruptly stopped; and the manager beckoned for two underlings, who ran in with buckets and shovels, and who then proceeded to scoop up all the quarters that Mr. Paulson had just won. But it seems that Mr. Paulson had not been the beneficiary of a successful $20 wager after all. No, certainly not! The casino manager informed Mr. Paulson that he was, in fact, a cunning gambler who should not try to take advantage of a mechanical malfunction! The slot machine was broken and was simply paying out more than five million dollars in error! The management was willing to let bygones be bygones and not have Mr. Paulson arrested for manipulating the machine. So big hearted was the management that Mr. Paulson was offered one hundred dollars in gaming chips and a coupon
for a free, deluxe
hamburger in the
very
plush Club Dining Room! Mr. Paulson showed how poorly he was raised by
his parents when he turned down this most generous offer of
hospitality. Mr. Paulson has filed a complaint with the US Virgin
Islands Gaming Commission, to which Mr. Paulson has yet to receive a
response. Mr. Paulson, an attorney, is looking for one to help him sue.
I am of the opinion that the slot machine in question never had 5 mil.
+ of quarters in it; the Club owners are, of course, too embarrassed to
admit it. But I'll bet that the Club had at least 5 million dollars
worth of deluxe hamburger coupons, which had just been run off at
Kinkos. Who knows? Perhaps Mr. Paulson should have held out for
majority ownership in the very plush Club Dining Room! There's were the
really big money is in that casino!March 4, 2008 --- Since When Did Killing Puppies Become OK? Alex Jones ( 9.985 kHz SW ) accused Michelle Malkin, today, of condoning the murder of puppies in Iraq and Afghanistan. Say it ain't so, Michelle. A woman who looked like that in 1992 could not possibly turn out to be so warped!
March 1, 2008 --- Is There a Bull Moose in the House? The results for the 1912 Presidential Election have just come in! Woodrow Wilson ( Democrat ) 42%; Theodore Roosevelt ( Bull Moose ) 27%; William Howard Taft ( Republican ) 23%; Communists, Socialists, Anarchists, Prohibitionists, Exhibitionists & Others 8%.
Not You Moose ( No one Ever Called Him Bill )!
February 29, 2008 --- No Surprises. Edwin Rubenstein talks about the release of statistics, by the Bush Administration, which boast of the rapid increase in the deportation of foreign criminals from the United States. Rubenstein argues that these statistics are a con job. In going through them, he finds that the numbers suggest that, within a short period of time, individual foreigners, who have been repeatedly deported but soon jump the border and return, are counted as having been successfully and permanently deported ( Click Here for Details )! Pat Buchanan decries the Bush Administration's unwillingness to construct a new barrier along the border with Mexico or even to maintain the ramshackle barrier now in place ( Click Here for Details ). Anyone who thinks that John McCain, who is running for Bush's Third Term, will do anything to stop the current invasion, also thinks and believes that being kicked by the same mule, over and over again, is a highly educational pursuit.
Feb. 28, 2008 --- Daddy Went Out & Bought Her New Friends. Bribery, used as a primary technique of government, is not usually a good means of getting things done. The Bribers and the Bribees tend to regard the state as personal property, not an entity meant for the common good. But when you see your Best Bunkie, lying on the ground at you feet in a bloody pool, his head having just been ventilated by the man who is now holding a AK-47 to your temple, your steady Philosophy of what is effective government tends to undergo a spontaneous readjustment. If a hefty bribe seems to be in order, just to renegotiate a pressing and present difficulty, well then, let's pay it! Sunnis who have been shooting and blowing up G. I.s are now fully enlisted members of local Police & Militia Forces ( for a price )! And you thought it was THE SURGE! Remember this one thing above all : John Wayne was an actor; during the hot and heaviness of WWII, he dodged the Draft while listening to Frank Sinatra, who pretended to be Betty Bughouse when he met his local Draft Board. To learn more about the Philosophy of Cash on the Barrel Head in Iraq, Click Here.
February 28, 2008 --- William F. Buckley Jr., RIP. There was the good : he was a most forgiving owner the the World's Greatest Classical Music Radio Station, WNCN. There was the bad : in the early Nineties he fired Joe Sobran and allowed National Review to be turned into an annex of the Tel Aviv-West End Avenue Propaganda Ministry. There was the sublime : hired as a commentator by ABC News to provide pithiness for the Democratic National Convention during the last week of August, 1968, he turned to Gore Vidal and said : "Now listen, you Queer. Stop calling me a Crypto-Nazi, or I'll Sock You in your Goddamn face, and you'll stay plastered!"
February 26, 2008 --- When in Rome? If you wear a toga as you tour Rome does that make you Caligula? Below is photograph that may have been coaxed out of hiding by the Clinton Campaign. Obama is supposed to be the guy on the left. Just because he dresses like that when goes on vacation, that don't make him a bad person ( as they used to say in Philadelphia! ). Let's hope the Obama Campaign doesn't release that photo of Hillary in a house dress ( Yikes! --- afterall, men, who are over fifty, have a right not to be shocked into a heart attack when they open the morning paper ). No, reports that Obama dated Alicia Keys are just downright malicious rumors ( more about her later ).
February 26, 2008 --- Alicia Keys Test Link ( Italian Radio ).
February 24, 2008 --- Winner Lose All. In her most recent column, Ann Coulter speculates on what the reasons might be behind John McCain's apparent capture of the GOP Presidential Nomination. She blames the McCain-Feingold Campaign Financing Act most of all. She does have a point : the burden of having to raise, day in and day out, small amounts of cash ( $2,400 is the topmost limit ), favors politicians who are already known to the public. An Unknown, with little name-recognition, faces a seemingly insurmountable task in just getting his name before the voters ( but Ron Paul and Barack Obama seem to disprove Coulter's argument ). But what will do John McCain in is the perverted spirit of Chicago, 1968. You may recall the chaos of that year : the Democrats had reaped the whirlwind after having sown a crooked and closed primary process. Bobby Kennedy won the next-to-last primary in California and was assassinated on victory night. Even if he had lived to go on to Chicago, he would have never achieved a majority of the convention delegates. Gene McCarthy won the last primary, in New York, but he was mired in the third place in the delegate count. Vice President Hubert Humphrey managed to inherit all of retiring President Lyndon Johnson's delegates for a winning majority, without having to contest any one of the open primaries, which were won by either Kennedy or McCarthy. Riots broke out in that hot August, forty years ago. Both parties thought they learned a big lesson --- from that moment on, elected delegates, not party hacks, would determine the Presidential Nominee. But the Republicans, always looking to bow down before an Almighty Leader, have outsmarted themselves in 2008. In dictating that some states have winner-take-all arrangements --- so that a winner could be determined quickly --- they wound up with John McCain, who won a winning total plurality of 35% in Florida and all the state's delegates, even thought 65% of Florida voters had rejected him. Come November, when the reverse-coattail McCain effect dooms Republican seats in the House & Senate, Republicans will have ample reason to repent of the winner-take-all and follow-the-leader-over-the-cliff philosophies that afflict the Republican Party like the Black Death.
February 21, 2008 --- Plagiarism. Madonna G. Constantine is a Full Professor ( Full as in " Full of Herself " ) at Columbia University's Teachers College. In October of last year she plagiarized the Jena Six Hoax by hanging a noose on the doorknob of her office and then waddling up and down the campus, shouting RACISM at the ancient walls as well as the poor trees that were about to lose their leaves ( you would think that sight of Moby Dick's Sister in full cry would immediately induce a wholesale plight among Columbia's arborous
population!?
). Madonna G. Constantine, known to all who care as a BIG,
FAT, BLOODY NUISANCE, is at it again ( Click
Here for the Ugly Details
)! Now no sooner exposed as an academic plagiarist that her bellows of
RACISM have recommenced as if she were hiding a recorded message in the
ample tank of her belly! She is a full-tenured Professor and it appears
that Columbia is too frightened to fire her. Watch Out, Shipmates! Thar
She Blows!!!But hiding in plain sight, amid the newly released treasure trove, there is a sizable stack of blank membership cards from Jack Ruby's Carousel ( Strip ) Club. Members of the Dallas District Attorney's Office and the Dallas Police Dept. would show up at the Club with a signed card from a local gangster and be quickly escorted into the back of the club where the $ amount, under the goon's signature, would be paid out. Ruby's Club --- for all intents and purposes, an annex of the Chicago Mafia in the Southwest --- was not merely a place where women took off their clothes, but also a place where Dallas public servants, from law enforcement, voluntarily stripped themselves of integrity for corrupt coin. If a big payment was to be made, Ruby would go to Dallas Police Headquarters and hand it over personally to the deserving cop or ADA. Ruby had pals in blue and pals in suits. The line between the Carousel Club and Police Headquarters was a direct one. On November 24, 1963 Jack Ruby entered the basement of Police Headquarters and fatally shot Lee Harvey Oswald in the stomach while he was being propped up between two Dallas Detectives who Ruby knew on a first name basis. On November 24, 1963 a small world got even smaller.
February 16, 2008 --- Debbie Clemens Has Left the Building! Stop those reminders! Stop those nasty e-mails! Debbie Clemens has taken a Cyber Powder! Her website, full of glorious junk on offer, has bit the dust, at least for time being --- let's hope not permanently! Not even a yellow rose remains behind, just a curt note telling one and all about an orphan url. At least Debbie knows when to keep her mouth shut. If only Roger could take a page from her book!
February 15, 2008 --- Man Shall Not Live by Bread Alone! Yesterday, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg said that the US " has a balance sheet that is starting to look more like a Third-World country. " It's not only the finances of the nation that are in trouble, Mr. Mayor. Have you been to the Port Authority Bus Terminal on 42nd Street lately? There are groups of Aliens there milling about, who look like they have just flown in from Mars, or seem to be standing around waiting for this year's Star Trek Convention to hit town.
February 14, 2008 --- The Yellow Rose of Debbie Clemens. At yesterday's Congressional Hearings on HGH & Steroids, Debbie Clemens nervously rolled the stem of a lemon-yellow rose between her palms. The flower itself peeped nervously over her fingers and twitched spasmodically as it were replaying its last death-throes at the time of its fatal cutting. Debbie's face was pushed back in anger, featuring a turned-down, varnished scowl. Was the rose the " Yellow Rose of Texas " as in the old Mitch Miller song, or was it something else, altogether, of a different stripe? Afterall, Debbie Clemens looked like she was dressed for a funeral. She had on a Hillary-esqe BLACK Pants Suit over a C