L'homme
c'est
rien.
L'oeuvre
c'est
tout!
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May 20, 2010 » Going Full Throttle on the Idiot Switch.
Harvey Oswald had Poor Social Skills?
Smoked Him a Doobie When He was Only Three?
April 21,
2010 » Kaaah-Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!
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May 20, 2010 » Going Full Throttle on the Idiot Switch.
One might be encouraged to think that
the President of the United States is a capable administrator.
So far, since the enormous spillage of oil in the Gulf of Mexico on
April 20th, he has
appeared to go about in a state of hypnosis, in a complete daze even,
expecting his puppet-masters to look to the burgeoning problem while he
sits in Washington and calls the state of Arizona "Racist." So far we
have been regaled with the spectacle of the sacking of one of the
government team of scientists, a college professor who is reputed to be
an expert in Newtonian Physics, all because this man holds decided and
"unacceptable" views against Sodomy and Race Quotas.
The
fed. gov. has been caught, yet again, as they
say, out to lunch. On
April 20th, the NOAA
(US National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration) flagship, the Ronald Brown, was engaged in a
survey off the coast of Africa (why?). Three weeks went by until the
crew finally received orders on May 11th to weigh anchor and head
for the Gulf of Mexico (the site of the oil spill). On Saturday, the Pelican, a private ship, contracted
by the federal government to survey the spill, reported back that
immense plumes of oil, rising from the seabed, had been detected at the
spill site. The captain of the Pelican
has been told to re-conduct his tests as they may have been
"deceptive." The fed. gov. prefers rather to dither than to act.
Is the President of the United States cognizant of the fact that the electronic edition of the 2010 Encyclopedia Britannica contains information about NOAA, stating that NOAA has extensive expertise on the particulars of the Gulf of Mexico, both below & above the waves? Is such appalling ignorance the reason behind the fact that the Ronald Brown was allowed to ride at anchor off the coast of Africa until May 11th (the ship is now headed for the Gulf and could arrive at any moment)?
I have it on good authority that the electronic edition of the 2010 Encyclopedia Britannica can be had for $28.00, with free shipping, on the Internet. Time to go on eBay and place your bid, Mr. President!
May 19, 2010 » ...
Yesterday's Money Quote.The
fed. gov. has been caught, yet again, as they
say, out to lunch. On
April 20th, the NOAA
(US National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration) flagship, the Ronald Brown, was engaged in a
survey off the coast of Africa (why?). Three weeks went by until the
crew finally received orders on May 11th to weigh anchor and head
for the Gulf of Mexico (the site of the oil spill). On Saturday, the Pelican, a private ship, contracted
by the federal government to survey the spill, reported back that
immense plumes of oil, rising from the seabed, had been detected at the
spill site. The captain of the Pelican
has been told to re-conduct his tests as they may have been
"deceptive." The fed. gov. prefers rather to dither than to act.Is the President of the United States cognizant of the fact that the electronic edition of the 2010 Encyclopedia Britannica contains information about NOAA, stating that NOAA has extensive expertise on the particulars of the Gulf of Mexico, both below & above the waves? Is such appalling ignorance the reason behind the fact that the Ronald Brown was allowed to ride at anchor off the coast of Africa until May 11th (the ship is now headed for the Gulf and could arrive at any moment)?
I have it on good authority that the electronic edition of the 2010 Encyclopedia Britannica can be had for $28.00, with free shipping, on the Internet. Time to go on eBay and place your bid, Mr. President!
Politicians are
like diapers : they should be changed regularly --- and before Daddy
helps the voters with the dirty work, everyone should put on a fresh
pair of surgical gloves!
May 17, 2010 » Going
Off the Deep End in 1962.Dr. Strangelove (1965) has more
than a few funny military characters, such as Gen. "Buck" Turgidson and
Brigadier Gen. Jack "Dee" Ripper. They might very well have been based
on real life. Talk, at the time, was that their true antecedent was
General Lyman Lemnitzer, Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, who
desperately wanted to put Operation
Northwoods into effect in 1962, shooting & bombing American
civilians and military personnel as a pretext for invading Cuba. After
President Kennedy got wind of this scheme, he informed Lemnitzer that
he would not be reappointed to chair the Joint Chiefs when the
General's term in the Pentagon expired. In Dallas, on Nov. 22, 1963,
certain elements of ONI and the CIA would remove Kennedy from the 1964
election campaign and Jack Ruby was sent to Dallas PD headquarters to
remove the "patsy" two days later. For more about OPERATION NORTHWOODS
and Gen. Lemnitzer, CLICK
HERE.
MULTIPLE CHOICE : WHICH ONE'S CRAZIER?
(A) Gen. Lyman Lemnitzer (B) A Bedbug.
May 14, 2010 » South
of the Border Baseball, Up North.MULTIPLE CHOICE : WHICH ONE'S CRAZIER?
(A) Gen. Lyman Lemnitzer (B) A Bedbug.
Major League Baseball attendance has
dropped precipitously this season, with the winning(!) Mets & the
losing Indians being the prime examples of clubs cut loose by former
fans; and it is not simply the outrageous ticket and concession prices
which are suppressing receipts --- even though high prices are
obviously a leading cause of declining revenue. Baseball, the soi-disant American Pastime, has
taken on a decided South American and Caribbean tinge over the last 15
or 20 years. More than half the Mets club is foreign born. Dare one
suggest that American fans are finding it harder & harder to pull
for players who can't speak English, don't look or behave like them, or
who play a brand of "slap & punch" or mindless "running" ball that
is quite apart from the kind of "US" ball which once reigned supreme in
the pre-steroids era --- a long slice of time in which very few foreign
players participated?
You
won't hear any of these questions raised by
the MLB establishment
--- that
would be Racist! So club owners will be forced to, for the time
being, keep their collective mouth good & shut out of fear of
saying the bleeding obvious while, at the same time, forbidding
themselves to speak the
outrageously indiscreet in our wretched Politically Correct age.
May 13, 2010 » Did
You Know that LeeYou
won't hear any of these questions raised by
the MLB establishment
--- that
would be Racist! So club owners will be forced to, for the time
being, keep their collective mouth good & shut out of fear of
saying the bleeding obvious while, at the same time, forbidding
themselves to speak the
outrageously indiscreet in our wretched Politically Correct age.Harvey Oswald had Poor Social Skills?
This
is probably the all-time joke about the purported lone-assassin of
President Kennedy (mobster Jack Ruby, a supposed closeted homosexual,
killed Oswald while he was in the custody of the Dallas PD, proving
that Ruby had all the "right" friends in all the "right" places). It
bespeaks of an ever-pressing need to change the subject in the face of
inconvenient facts. Since Sept., 2008 there has been a pressing
need to face facts when considering our collapsing fiat (paper money)
monetary system.
We are told things are getting better, they are bound to get better, they just have to!!!
Well, last month the fed. gov. ran up a 83 Billion $ deficit. April is the biggest month for tax receipts as everyone should know (last year, the April deficit was a mere 21 Billion Dollars!).
Get ready for the war of the tax-payers against the tax-eaters (or should this war be called the paper-makers against the deficit-makers?). It should turn out to be an extremely long and bloody war and just the kind of war that TeeVee likes!
May 11, 2010 » Death &
Revival Among the Struldbrugs.We are told things are getting better, they are bound to get better, they just have to!!!
Well, last month the fed. gov. ran up a 83 Billion $ deficit. April is the biggest month for tax receipts as everyone should know (last year, the April deficit was a mere 21 Billion Dollars!).
Get ready for the war of the tax-payers against the tax-eaters (or should this war be called the paper-makers against the deficit-makers?). It should turn out to be an extremely long and bloody war and just the kind of war that TeeVee likes!
In Chapter 26 of Jonathan Swift's
incomparable kaleidoscopic comparison of mores & politics, Gulliver's Travels, he gives us the Struldbrugs, beings who have been given the gift of
eternal life but are cursed, in far greater measure, by the impossible
handicap of being condemned to suffer under the constant pangs of
perpetual old age.
You could say that there is no better example of a contemporary Struldbrug in the US Senate than Arlen Specter, who, toad-like, is slowly creeping towards a living decomposition! In the final days of campaigning before the May 18th Pennsylvania Democrat primary, Specter has fallen behind his sole opponent, Joe Sestak, in the opinion polls. Specter switched parties last year when it became evident that he would be creamed in the Republican primary. At the time, victory, as a newly minted Democrat, seemed assured. This was before Specter showed up at constituency meetings where he was savagely booed & shouted down by Tea Partiers. Old, wrinkled, skinny Arlen appeared to be on the verge of tears --- more than once!
Specter, you may recall, was once a hot-shot young lawyer, bight-eyed & bushy-tailed, who was the North Star & Loadstone of the Warren Commission. It was he who concocted "THE MAGIC BULLET" theory, whereby the first shot to hit President Kennedy in back on Nov. 22, 1963 from the 6th Flr. of the Texas School Book Depository in Dallas, from a distance of about 60 feet, traveled down into Kennedy's back, popped up through the front of his throat, changed direction in mid-air, hit Texas Gov. John Connelly in the back, wrist, and thigh before taking a 4 mile walk over to Parkland Hospital, where it finally came to rest on the stretcher of a young boy! Oh, Arlen --- what sheer audacity of dipsy-doodle logic, that political friend & foe alike were dumb-struck by the out-of-this-world chutzpah of your fevered cogitations!
Well, now it looks like you're just another RINO set to take one last trip to the Elephant's Graveyard --- but it has been a grand 47 years! Chapeaux Bas!
But remember, Struldbrugs don't die, they don't even fade away, they just seem to go on forever! In 2008, Senator John McCant (as in can't talk about Race, can't talk about Immigration) was the designated loser. But two years is a long time in Elephant politics. McCant has had plenty of time to think over the reasons for his defeat at the oily hands of Barry Spendalicious, and he wants a rematch but he has to settle for beating an upstart challenger for his Senate seat in a party primary!
Now, McCant has found true religion & he has dropped to his knees in full-repentance mode! He wants to build the FENCE! He wants to deport every illegal Mexican whoever jumped the border! And, watch for it folks! --- pretty soon Senator McCant will start hollering about 1954 and how Arizona needs to bring back Eisenhower's OPERATION WETBACK! --- Senator McCant, your Time Machine is one hell of a bucking bronco!!! Chapeaux Bas!
May 9, 2010 » Donald
Rumsfeld's Favorite Politician.You could say that there is no better example of a contemporary Struldbrug in the US Senate than Arlen Specter, who, toad-like, is slowly creeping towards a living decomposition! In the final days of campaigning before the May 18th Pennsylvania Democrat primary, Specter has fallen behind his sole opponent, Joe Sestak, in the opinion polls. Specter switched parties last year when it became evident that he would be creamed in the Republican primary. At the time, victory, as a newly minted Democrat, seemed assured. This was before Specter showed up at constituency meetings where he was savagely booed & shouted down by Tea Partiers. Old, wrinkled, skinny Arlen appeared to be on the verge of tears --- more than once!
Specter, you may recall, was once a hot-shot young lawyer, bight-eyed & bushy-tailed, who was the North Star & Loadstone of the Warren Commission. It was he who concocted "THE MAGIC BULLET" theory, whereby the first shot to hit President Kennedy in back on Nov. 22, 1963 from the 6th Flr. of the Texas School Book Depository in Dallas, from a distance of about 60 feet, traveled down into Kennedy's back, popped up through the front of his throat, changed direction in mid-air, hit Texas Gov. John Connelly in the back, wrist, and thigh before taking a 4 mile walk over to Parkland Hospital, where it finally came to rest on the stretcher of a young boy! Oh, Arlen --- what sheer audacity of dipsy-doodle logic, that political friend & foe alike were dumb-struck by the out-of-this-world chutzpah of your fevered cogitations!
Well, now it looks like you're just another RINO set to take one last trip to the Elephant's Graveyard --- but it has been a grand 47 years! Chapeaux Bas!
But remember, Struldbrugs don't die, they don't even fade away, they just seem to go on forever! In 2008, Senator John McCant (as in can't talk about Race, can't talk about Immigration) was the designated loser. But two years is a long time in Elephant politics. McCant has had plenty of time to think over the reasons for his defeat at the oily hands of Barry Spendalicious, and he wants a rematch but he has to settle for beating an upstart challenger for his Senate seat in a party primary!
Now, McCant has found true religion & he has dropped to his knees in full-repentance mode! He wants to build the FENCE! He wants to deport every illegal Mexican whoever jumped the border! And, watch for it folks! --- pretty soon Senator McCant will start hollering about 1954 and how Arizona needs to bring back Eisenhower's OPERATION WETBACK! --- Senator McCant, your Time Machine is one hell of a bucking bronco!!! Chapeaux Bas!
Before
he embarked upon his invasion of Russia, Napoleon supposedly shouted,
to no one in
particular: "Europe is a rotten old
whore with whom I can do what I
please and what I like!"
May 9, 2010 » RINO
Checks into Elephant's Graveyard.Yesterday,
at the Republican Party state convention held in Salt Lake City, Bob
Bennett, US Senator from Utah since 1992, was ousted from the
Republican primary ballot. Bennett voted for Amnesty for Illegals in
2006 & 2007. These ill-advised votes have proven to be his ultimate
undoing.
Bennett threatens to launch a vigorous write-in campaign in order to get reëlected--- hey, Bob --- wake up and smell the cappuccino! Illegals aren't supposed to vote --- and remember what they say : there is no such thing as Illegal Aliens, just Unregistered Democrats!
Looking for the Exit : US Sen. Bob Bennett (R.-Utah)
May 8, 2010 » It's
All About the Benjamins in Chicago ...Bennett threatens to launch a vigorous write-in campaign in order to get reëlected--- hey, Bob --- wake up and smell the cappuccino! Illegals aren't supposed to vote --- and remember what they say : there is no such thing as Illegal Aliens, just Unregistered Democrats!
Looking for the Exit : US Sen. Bob Bennett (R.-Utah)
US
Representative Luis Gutérrez is easily the most loudly prominent
proponent of Open Borders in the House. What is not well-known about
him is his poorly concealed venality.
In 2004 he received $200,000 as a "loan" from real estate developer Calvin Boender. Boender has recently been convicted for bribing a Chicago Alderman by "lending" him money (Gutérrez was never charged for using Boender as a bank).
Corruption runs in the Gutérrez blood. Omaira Figueroa, daughter of Congressman Gutérrez, recently made a profit of $84,900 in an "Affirmative Action" property scheme. Buying a piece of property exclusively reserved for "minorities" for the tidy sum of $155,000 in 2008, Figueroa flipped it the next year in a quick sale for $239,900, consummating the transaction while real estate prices in Chicago were in freefall!
May 7, 2010 » Sparks
[Don't] Fly.In 2004 he received $200,000 as a "loan" from real estate developer Calvin Boender. Boender has recently been convicted for bribing a Chicago Alderman by "lending" him money (Gutérrez was never charged for using Boender as a bank).
Corruption runs in the Gutérrez blood. Omaira Figueroa, daughter of Congressman Gutérrez, recently made a profit of $84,900 in an "Affirmative Action" property scheme. Buying a piece of property exclusively reserved for "minorities" for the tidy sum of $155,000 in 2008, Figueroa flipped it the next year in a quick sale for $239,900, consummating the transaction while real estate prices in Chicago were in freefall!
Just moments ago Nick Clegg, leader of
the UK Liberal-Democratic Party, declared that "Dingy" Dave Cameron,
leader of the faux Tories, should be allowed to get first dibs on the
forming of a minority government in Whitehall.
A few weeks ago Luscious Nick enjoyed just a little more than 15 nano-seconds of fame on Limey TeeVee simply by being himself and acting disingenuous. Before the advent of St. Nick, the Lib-Dems got 22% of the vote in the last General Election in 2005. Yesterday the Lib-Dems got 22% of the vote. How's that for political progress in the Land of Hope & Glory!
All Nick needs now is a box of half-eaten popcorn, a smashed up Miranda Cosgrove CD, and a wad of chewed-up bubblegum and then he'll be ready to go on a long tour of the British Isles as a kaleidoscopic collateral act strictly for the under 16, Teeny Bopper set (eeewww00000, DISGUSTING!)...
May 6, 2010 » Exploding
Roadsigns ...A few weeks ago Luscious Nick enjoyed just a little more than 15 nano-seconds of fame on Limey TeeVee simply by being himself and acting disingenuous. Before the advent of St. Nick, the Lib-Dems got 22% of the vote in the last General Election in 2005. Yesterday the Lib-Dems got 22% of the vote. How's that for political progress in the Land of Hope & Glory!
All Nick needs now is a box of half-eaten popcorn, a smashed up Miranda Cosgrove CD, and a wad of chewed-up bubblegum and then he'll be ready to go on a long tour of the British Isles as a kaleidoscopic collateral act strictly for the under 16, Teeny Bopper set (eeewww00000, DISGUSTING!)...
There are many roadsigns on "The Pathway to
Citizenship" but they all lead to only one single destination :
Times
Square!
"Immigration Reform" (Amnesty) = an idea that went tits up so long ago that the dinosaurs were still walking the earth while wearing sunglasses and going out to buy box seats for Brooklyn Dodger games.
May 5, 2010 » Hypocrisy (
Part 463 ).
"Immigration Reform" (Amnesty) = an idea that went tits up so long ago that the dinosaurs were still walking the earth while wearing sunglasses and going out to buy box seats for Brooklyn Dodger games.
It
has been noted that practically every
Jewish organization of distinction in the United States has come out
vigorously against the state of Arizona's new criminal statute which
regulates the presence of foreigners who have entered the United States
illegally. Many of these Jewish groups have compared the right
of a
policeman to arrest a criminal foreigner, who driving a motor-vehicle
without a license for instance, for trespassing in Arizona as well, to
the nightmarishly harsh measures of the German National Socialist
government of 1933-1945.
The
Nazis, you may recall, made German Jews
wear the Yellow Star, threw Jews out of the German civil service, made
them carry internal passports, and as a Satanic coup de grace ---
during the period of 1942-1945 --- gave German Jews a one-way ticket to
the forced labor camps that were the anterooms to starvation, disease,
and death.
Needless to say, to compare what happened to European Jewry in the 40s to arresting a Mexican gangbanger, who might be stopped by an Arizona cop after blowing a red light, is an extremely gross denigration of the memory of each & every Jew who came to grief at the hands of the Nazis 65 years ago!
Jewish groups, which claim that Arizona is just one jack-booted step away from turning completely Nazi, have neglected to mention the current policing practices of the state of Israel. In 1946, according to the (British) Empire census, the population of Palestine was approximately 70% Muslim & Christian, Jews (30%) being recent arrivals from Europe for the most part. Today, Palestinians, many of whom hold Israeli citizenship, must produce a state-issued identity card upon the demand of an Israeli soldier or an Israeli policeman. Some Palestinians are even "tossed" (frisked) while innocently walking the streets because they are under constant suspicion of being potential terrorists, ready to strike; there are no Israeli"civil rights" laws that protect them from such molestation.
Jewish group members, which are so quick to scream "Nazi," should remember that a little moderation in the tone of reasoned debate is a wonderful thing and a little reasonableness, in pursing the straight line of logic to a natural conclusion, will protect the glass house in which you might reside from being cracked, from top to bottom, by ricocheting stones launched by your own tongue.
May 4, 2010 » ... Looking
for That
Special Tea
Party Capone!Needless to say, to compare what happened to European Jewry in the 40s to arresting a Mexican gangbanger, who might be stopped by an Arizona cop after blowing a red light, is an extremely gross denigration of the memory of each & every Jew who came to grief at the hands of the Nazis 65 years ago!
Jewish groups, which claim that Arizona is just one jack-booted step away from turning completely Nazi, have neglected to mention the current policing practices of the state of Israel. In 1946, according to the (British) Empire census, the population of Palestine was approximately 70% Muslim & Christian, Jews (30%) being recent arrivals from Europe for the most part. Today, Palestinians, many of whom hold Israeli citizenship, must produce a state-issued identity card upon the demand of an Israeli soldier or an Israeli policeman. Some Palestinians are even "tossed" (frisked) while innocently walking the streets because they are under constant suspicion of being potential terrorists, ready to strike; there are no Israeli"civil rights" laws that protect them from such molestation.
Jewish group members, which are so quick to scream "Nazi," should remember that a little moderation in the tone of reasoned debate is a wonderful thing and a little reasonableness, in pursing the straight line of logic to a natural conclusion, will protect the glass house in which you might reside from being cracked, from top to bottom, by ricocheting stones launched by your own tongue.
If you're a middle-aged White guy, who
has the effrontery to take off your top-shirt, on a hot day in May,
while strolling through Times Square, the NYPD wants to talk to you!
--- and Mayor Bloomberg thinks you're a prime suspect for whatnot &
whatever! You know those
White guys, Mike, who are always up to no good! Why, some of them are
even tourists from Arizona!
May 4, 2010 » Floods in
Tennessee. For
those of you in Jerksey or traveling incognito,
at other points up & down the Eastern seaboard, who discovered
yesterday at Noon that they couldn't get their usual weekday fix of Alex Jones by tuning in that old reliable blaster
of 12.160
kHz on their Shortwave
dial, the answer is simple, not sinister : over the weekend Tennessee
experienced 18 inches of rain in less than 36 hours with an atrocious
loss of life due to extreme flooding. The damage to property
turned out to be equally horrendous. The WWCR antenna-array, according
to the reports I have seen, managed to remain standing, but the WWCR offices experienced crippling
water-damage.
For some time now, Alex has been pushing the notion that DC is on the verge of staging a coup d'état against the American people, thereby knocking him off the air. It looks like Mother Nature, in her abundant fury, has beat the feds. to the punch!
May 3, 2010 » Another
Question of the Ages Answered ...For some time now, Alex has been pushing the notion that DC is on the verge of staging a coup d'état against the American people, thereby knocking him off the air. It looks like Mother Nature, in her abundant fury, has beat the feds. to the punch!
QUESTION : Over the last 100
years, after all the damage and wrecking that the Left has done to this
country, how is it that they still get to remain in the driver's seat
of government?
ANSWER : They own the car and they will shoot anyone who tries to take the keys away (RIP : JFK).
May 3, 2010 » Amnesty
Now, Identification Later ...ANSWER : They own the car and they will shoot anyone who tries to take the keys away (RIP : JFK).
Discussion
about the Amnesty bill, slowly emerging from the Democrat Caucus, is
certainly academic, as they say --- Amnesty doesn't have a chance in
Hades of passing this Congress. But there is, within the dead corpse of
the bill, an intriguing feature : a "bio-metric" identification card,
which would be required for all prospective job seekers. This is
a
tacit admission that the last "bio-metric" card, passed by the
Republican-controlled Congress in 2005 and mandated to go into effect
no later than the middle of 2008 (for the same purpose of
employment-checking) --- is now considered a dead letter by the
Democrats of 2010.
This highlights the ongoing, sham process that Congress has freely engaged in, since the passage of the Immigration Act of 1965, which had switched most "legal" Immigration from Europe to exclusively that of the Third World, and jacked up the absolute "legal" immigration numbers by a factor of four or five. Congress, in pretending to "fix" the worsening disaster of "legal" immigration from the Third World, either always kicks the can down the road, by appearing to do something, while really doing nothing, or jacks up the base-number of "legal" immigration to an ever higher level.
According to the 2010 Democrats, a "bio-metric" card would not go into effect until six years after the bureaucratic process of Amnesty does. It is now 45 years after the Congressional ratification of the Immigration Act of 1965.
Does anyone, who resides outside the confines of a mental institution, seriously belief that any "bio-metric" card, which the Democrats propose, will not be freely forged and sold for a small fee in Third World enclaves throughout the United States and that a future Republican or Democrat President in the White House will simply refuse to enforce work site rules against employers, who knowingly hire Illegal Aliens (since 1986, Presidents Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Obama have all happily looked the another way when it comes to serious & dedicated work site enforcement, and, during the past 45 yrs., each and every Republican & Democrat President has kept the US border wide open to "legal" & "illegal" immigration)?
Sorry, Congress --- that bridge between Brooklyn & Manhattan has been sold so many times over --- that a certain general constipation of disbelief now afflicts a huge segment of the American population : those still giving a damn about the integrity of the borders of their country!
May 2, 2010 » A New Motto
for the New Man!This highlights the ongoing, sham process that Congress has freely engaged in, since the passage of the Immigration Act of 1965, which had switched most "legal" Immigration from Europe to exclusively that of the Third World, and jacked up the absolute "legal" immigration numbers by a factor of four or five. Congress, in pretending to "fix" the worsening disaster of "legal" immigration from the Third World, either always kicks the can down the road, by appearing to do something, while really doing nothing, or jacks up the base-number of "legal" immigration to an ever higher level.
According to the 2010 Democrats, a "bio-metric" card would not go into effect until six years after the bureaucratic process of Amnesty does. It is now 45 years after the Congressional ratification of the Immigration Act of 1965.
Does anyone, who resides outside the confines of a mental institution, seriously belief that any "bio-metric" card, which the Democrats propose, will not be freely forged and sold for a small fee in Third World enclaves throughout the United States and that a future Republican or Democrat President in the White House will simply refuse to enforce work site rules against employers, who knowingly hire Illegal Aliens (since 1986, Presidents Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, and Obama have all happily looked the another way when it comes to serious & dedicated work site enforcement, and, during the past 45 yrs., each and every Republican & Democrat President has kept the US border wide open to "legal" & "illegal" immigration)?
Sorry, Congress --- that bridge between Brooklyn & Manhattan has been sold so many times over --- that a certain general constipation of disbelief now afflicts a huge segment of the American population : those still giving a damn about the integrity of the borders of their country!
The folderall over the Spendalicious
Administration’s reaction to Arizona's new “Hitlerian” anti-immigration
laws is really nothing more than a Red Herring to those who think it
high time to reduce the unconscionable level of Third World Immigration
into the United States. Barry’s fuss & feathers are
but supreme distractions dedicated to taking one's eye off the big
beach ball of an ever-growing and long out of control problem.
In the first pages of George Orwell's Animal Farm, the indefatigable workhorse Boxer is always saying, ad nauseam, that he “will try to work harder.” In the last pages of the book, you will remember, after Boxer is worked practically to death by the head pig, Napoleon, to the point where he can work no more, the knackered horse is sold to the local glue factory for literally pennies, where his bones will be ground down to powder and used to make Elmer's®. After working his hardest and breathing his last, so to speak, Boxer doesn't even rate a pension, he doesn't even merit an honorable grave or tombstone of remembrance. His motto, of always trying to work harder for the benefit of Animal Farm, becomes a bitter mockery, a prescription for the most ignominious of deaths.
In 1944, Orwell was a keen observer of the new Socialist Man in the coming Socialist polity of Great Britain. These days, Barry Spendalicious, without consciously knowing it, leads the way for the multicultural man of many hues of skin and of many shades of opinion. Only the object is slightly different than Orwell's Boxer : the goal is not to work harder but to destroy more! For only after complete destruction is achieved can a New Society, a New World even, be planted upon the ruins of the old. Only by working less and destroying more, then that day, when our new multi-cultural, rainbow Jerusalem rises from the ashes of the old blanched European Oppression, will sweet salvation arrive at last --- turning America into the most beautiful Third World Paradise imaginable!
There is one hitch, though. How this new Nirvana is to be realized by going forever on the cuff or by writing limitless dud checks is a seemingly impossible question! One day, in the not too distant future, the Chinese will demand a variety of payment that will not entail greenbacks. What then? ---- when Barry goes to the Capitalist Commies, cap in hand, mouthing the same old Schein-Ola and talking the same old faded moonshine?
Will he say “we will try to work harder”? Will he blame Whitey? Will he pontificate about Racism in Arizona? God help us all.
We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges ---
We Made Our Own, You Stupid Gringo!
May Day,
May Day, May Day » Looking for a
Scapefish ...In the first pages of George Orwell's Animal Farm, the indefatigable workhorse Boxer is always saying, ad nauseam, that he “will try to work harder.” In the last pages of the book, you will remember, after Boxer is worked practically to death by the head pig, Napoleon, to the point where he can work no more, the knackered horse is sold to the local glue factory for literally pennies, where his bones will be ground down to powder and used to make Elmer's®. After working his hardest and breathing his last, so to speak, Boxer doesn't even rate a pension, he doesn't even merit an honorable grave or tombstone of remembrance. His motto, of always trying to work harder for the benefit of Animal Farm, becomes a bitter mockery, a prescription for the most ignominious of deaths.
In 1944, Orwell was a keen observer of the new Socialist Man in the coming Socialist polity of Great Britain. These days, Barry Spendalicious, without consciously knowing it, leads the way for the multicultural man of many hues of skin and of many shades of opinion. Only the object is slightly different than Orwell's Boxer : the goal is not to work harder but to destroy more! For only after complete destruction is achieved can a New Society, a New World even, be planted upon the ruins of the old. Only by working less and destroying more, then that day, when our new multi-cultural, rainbow Jerusalem rises from the ashes of the old blanched European Oppression, will sweet salvation arrive at last --- turning America into the most beautiful Third World Paradise imaginable!
There is one hitch, though. How this new Nirvana is to be realized by going forever on the cuff or by writing limitless dud checks is a seemingly impossible question! One day, in the not too distant future, the Chinese will demand a variety of payment that will not entail greenbacks. What then? ---- when Barry goes to the Capitalist Commies, cap in hand, mouthing the same old Schein-Ola and talking the same old faded moonshine?
Will he say “we will try to work harder”? Will he blame Whitey? Will he pontificate about Racism in Arizona? God help us all.
We Don't Need No Stinkin' Badges ---
We Made Our Own, You Stupid Gringo!
With the massive oil slick from the
submerged drilling-platform still "kicking" at a very aggressive rate
and the ecological disaster in the Gulf of Mexico growing by the hour,
the Spendalicious Administration is on the lookout for a convenient
scapegoat.
In the
over-wrought Great Britain of the 19th century, anytime the
Empire met with a notable
naval reversal of a temporary nature, somebody was 
bound
to stand up in Parliament &
exclaim : "Everything's at sea except the Fleet!" & the First Lord
of the Admiralty would usually then wind up being sacked and cast off
as political dogmeat. True to historical form, the contemporary dunce
cap seems to have landed on the neatly coiffed head of Rear Admiral
Mary Landry (yes, she's a Girl of the Affirmative Action variety) of
the US Coast Guard. She seems to have waited an unconscionably long
period of time before getting in touch with her superiors at the
Pentagon, relying too heavily on the questionable assurances of British
Petroleum, owners of the now-sunken Gulf rig, who informed her that the
rig's well-head, prone on the seabed, would soon stop leaking and that
overall topside spillage would be minimal. Until the satellite imagery
came in at mid-week, showing a massive spill which was spreading
rapidly by the hour, Rear Admiral Landry was utterly oblivious to the
dire ecological consequences of the submerged BP platform.
Over the last 15 months, the Spendalicious Administration has managed to heighten the Art of Buck Passing to truly stratospheric levels. In DC, it seems that nowadays much more than simply the Fleet is permanently out to sea!
April 30,
2010 » The
Right & Proper Thing to Do?bound
to stand up in Parliament &
exclaim : "Everything's at sea except the Fleet!" & the First Lord
of the Admiralty would usually then wind up being sacked and cast off
as political dogmeat. True to historical form, the contemporary dunce
cap seems to have landed on the neatly coiffed head of Rear Admiral
Mary Landry (yes, she's a Girl of the Affirmative Action variety) of
the US Coast Guard. She seems to have waited an unconscionably long
period of time before getting in touch with her superiors at the
Pentagon, relying too heavily on the questionable assurances of British
Petroleum, owners of the now-sunken Gulf rig, who informed her that the
rig's well-head, prone on the seabed, would soon stop leaking and that
overall topside spillage would be minimal. Until the satellite imagery
came in at mid-week, showing a massive spill which was spreading
rapidly by the hour, Rear Admiral Landry was utterly oblivious to the
dire ecological consequences of the submerged BP platform.Over the last 15 months, the Spendalicious Administration has managed to heighten the Art of Buck Passing to truly stratospheric levels. In DC, it seems that nowadays much more than simply the Fleet is permanently out to sea!
On the front page of this morning's New
York Times (down at the bottom), Charlie Crist (AKA : The Gay
Jesus),
soon to be ex-Gov. of Florida, is quoted as saying that leaving the
Republican Party is "the right thing for [him to do for] America."
Charlie hopes to sneak into the US Senate by splitting the Nov. vote of
the Dems. & the Reps., off to one side, by running as a "good
government" Independent. As you may recall, Crist endorsed Sen. John
McCain for President in Florida's 2008 primary, and after McCain's
victory there, McCain would effectively sew up that party's nomination.
What a difference 2-years can make! Crist's name is now mud in high
& low Republican circles.
May of the God of Pan & the Sisters of Sappho be with you! April has been a brutal month for erstwhile Republican political homosexuals! What with Lindsey Graham having several shit-fits with his many friends in the Democrat Party & now Charlie Crist, the Laughing Savoyard of every country club in Boca, abandoning the Republicans for good & all! What next? Will news of Barney Frank, converting to Calvinism & going Mainline Straight, be sprung any day now?!
April 29,
2010 » A Suppurating
Cesspool of Deceit ...May of the God of Pan & the Sisters of Sappho be with you! April has been a brutal month for erstwhile Republican political homosexuals! What with Lindsey Graham having several shit-fits with his many friends in the Democrat Party & now Charlie Crist, the Laughing Savoyard of every country club in Boca, abandoning the Republicans for good & all! What next? Will news of Barney Frank, converting to Calvinism & going Mainline Straight, be sprung any day now?!
A certain Mrs. Duffy of Rochdale,
England --- Gordon Brown,
you blew it!!! --- is not the only one to have nasty things said
about her when the cameras are shut down and the microphones go
(almost) completely silent.
About Barry Spendalicious's --- is that Indonesian passport in order & up to date? --- emerging problems with US White, male voters (just above 30% approval, but sinking faster than a concrete Mexican wading the Rio Grande), a whispered condemnation of Barry's putative campaign strategy for November was overheard within the recesses of a well-known national TeeVee network : "Obama can't go to some places --- if he went to the DC suburbs, he would be as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit at a Tea Party rally!"
April 26,
2010 » ... A
Very Long Engagement.About Barry Spendalicious's --- is that Indonesian passport in order & up to date? --- emerging problems with US White, male voters (just above 30% approval, but sinking faster than a concrete Mexican wading the Rio Grande), a whispered condemnation of Barry's putative campaign strategy for November was overheard within the recesses of a well-known national TeeVee network : "Obama can't go to some places --- if he went to the DC suburbs, he would be as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit at a Tea Party rally!"
Of Anthony Weiner, United States
Congressman from Brooklyn, New York, the talk in the Paris of the late
19th Century would have been thus, regarding
a "contented" bachelor's sexual preferences : he looks at the
world through his left shoulder. Of Huma Abedin, Hilary
Clinton's "body person," it was frequently said at campaign
headquarters, in late 2007, that the two were so inseparable, so much
so, that they only needed to buy one
tube of toothpaste for the same bathroom.
Overheard in the DC Corridors of Power in May of last year, when a PR announcement was made, declaring the engagement of Weiner & Abedin (engaged as in planning to get married!) : "a lezzie going to bed with a fag in Hollywood? --- it's so old it's new!"
Those two Krazy Kids announced their impending wedding plans in May of last year (of his betrothed, Anthony has been quoted as saying --- "Literally people were outside the office wondering if they should go in & separate us!") --- oh, so much in love the two of them were all over each other like two horny bedbugs trying to beat the meter in a fleabag hotel!
It has been 11 months and counting since
news of Anthony's & Huma's impending wedding has been released to a
panting world. Hey, you guys, remember that after twelve months (as in
one calendar year) have gone by, the phoniness factor of news of the
kind you were trying to make just sort of instantly kicks in, like in
overnight! If you wait too long to tie the knot, people will start to
get very suspicious! Rock Hudson is doing the tango in his grave while
waiting to change partners. Inquiring minds want to know!
April 25,
2010 » A Reality
Check. Overheard in the DC Corridors of Power in May of last year, when a PR announcement was made, declaring the engagement of Weiner & Abedin (engaged as in planning to get married!) : "a lezzie going to bed with a fag in Hollywood? --- it's so old it's new!"
Those two Krazy Kids announced their impending wedding plans in May of last year (of his betrothed, Anthony has been quoted as saying --- "Literally people were outside the office wondering if they should go in & separate us!") --- oh, so much in love the two of them were all over each other like two horny bedbugs trying to beat the meter in a fleabag hotel!
One is certainly in order.
Before the new Arizona law requiring foreigners (Legal & Illegal)
to carry US immigration papers was signed by the Gov., an alien
driving drunk without a license or a border jumper trespassing on an
American's property was not obliged to show any Arizona state official
anything in the way of legitimate identification! Perhaps the
reason Prez Barry is so upset about Arizona's new "Racist" law is
because all he has to show for proof that he was born in Hawaii is his
Indonesian passport!
April 25,
2010 » There
are Many Ways to Measure
Success.We have been told, by the inverts &
the mini-skirted, scoop-tops on TeeVee, that TARP was a great success
--- after all, the banks paid back every penny owed! But paying back
the money was always, at best, a mere secondary consideration.
Of primary importance, in Sept. & Oct. of 2008, was the very great
worry that some bankster might wind up in an orange jumpsuit, losing
weight, and waiting on line for 4:30 breakfast chow in some of our
finest correctional institutions. By giving or taking "loans" to or
from the Treasury Dept., the whole, shambolic process sort of washed
Wall St. clean, making every issuance of a derivative or a swap above
board and quite kosher --- don't you know?! What did you except when
all is said & done : there is a practical and good reason for
sending our virtuous pols, in DC & elsewhere, hefty "campaign
contributions." In the game of Monopoly® campaign contributions are
called "Get-Out-of-Jail-Free" cards & can always be traded in, in
lieu of favors. The Orange Jumpsuit : an idea whose time has come!
April 24,
2010 » Born
On
a
Mountain-Top in Tennessee?Smoked Him a Doobie When He was Only Three?
In
the Wall Street Journal this
morning : "[Col. Larkin] believes Mr. Obama was born in Kenya rather
than Hawaii despite voluminous evidence to the contrary." One Question
: What voluminous evidence is that?!
April 24,
2010 » Corruption,
Born of Confusion ...Watching Dave Cameron piss away a
certain Tory victory in next month's UK General Election poll, should
prove an instructive spectacle for “conservative” Americans.
We
have
been
down
this road before in recent history. In 2000
George Bush ran a “compassionate conservative-ism” campaign that was a
universal joke at the time. No one could rightly say what he meant,
what would be his intentions, if he ever got within kissing distance of
the White House. But “compassionate conservative-ism” was
considered a capital idea of shrewd politics with the babbling ninnies
in TeeVee Land. Just days before the 2000 election, Bush was up
by about five percentage points in most polls. As things turned
out, he would lose the popular vote by over half a million and wind up
depending upon his Gov. Brother to count the vote his way in Florida.
After he got into the White House, Bush seemed absolutely clueless until 9/11. Seizing the perverse moment, he then farmed the State Department over to Tel Aviv, the Defense Department over to the military-security complex, and domestic expenditure over to the confabulations of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and their ilk. Disaster would prove to be inevitable and Catastrophe would prove one jealous lady! My point is precisely this : politicians may shun conviction like the plague but some sort of a collection of operative principles must be well and truly in order if a politician means to govern coherently. Bush became a captive to uncertainty and therefore a prisoner of the many varieties of military and bank corruption because he lacked any concept of how to govern clearly in addition to being utterly devoid of a clear sense of what the nation could withstand in the way of military and economic abuse. Cake Walking in Iraq proved to be the Devil's own quagmire. Farming out your domestic policies to Barney Frank, Charlie Rangel and Hank Paulson was like letting the proverbial fox among the chickens. If Al Gore had won in 2000, the nation would have been better off in the long run. In 2004, the Republicans would have been able to campaign against the inevitable disasters of a Gore administration with a clean slate, unsullied by Bush’s blind vision of an America made “great” through the concurrent orgies of torture, colonialism, and the fiat currency of the Federal Reserve. Barack Obama may have been a Procrustean Crocodile in search of a birth certificate, but with John McCain as the Republican “leader” in 2008, Spendalicious managed to easily cherry-pick votes lying at the bottom of a murky swamp, and do so entirely at his leisure.
The
moral of my long-winded tale? --- conviction
politics cannot be
manufactured by political consultants. If you're going to stand
for something, well then, stand on two legs or be driven into the
ground. Circumstances will tell and no amount of verbal chicanery
will charm fate! If you lose, then choose to lose boldly.
By doing so, you make it easier to pick up the pieces that your rival
may leave and you can come back, all the sooner, to fight another day.
Faint Heart never won Fair Maiden : and if that maiden winds up
marrying the other guy, you will be first in line for her affections
after she sues for divorce! As things stand today, American voters are
just as mistrustful of the Republicans as they are of the Democrats.
All in All, quite a tall order --- don’t you think?!
April 23,
2010 » Sticky
Fingers in Chicago ( Part 463 ).After he got into the White House, Bush seemed absolutely clueless until 9/11. Seizing the perverse moment, he then farmed the State Department over to Tel Aviv, the Defense Department over to the military-security complex, and domestic expenditure over to the confabulations of Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac and their ilk. Disaster would prove to be inevitable and Catastrophe would prove one jealous lady! My point is precisely this : politicians may shun conviction like the plague but some sort of a collection of operative principles must be well and truly in order if a politician means to govern coherently. Bush became a captive to uncertainty and therefore a prisoner of the many varieties of military and bank corruption because he lacked any concept of how to govern clearly in addition to being utterly devoid of a clear sense of what the nation could withstand in the way of military and economic abuse. Cake Walking in Iraq proved to be the Devil's own quagmire. Farming out your domestic policies to Barney Frank, Charlie Rangel and Hank Paulson was like letting the proverbial fox among the chickens. If Al Gore had won in 2000, the nation would have been better off in the long run. In 2004, the Republicans would have been able to campaign against the inevitable disasters of a Gore administration with a clean slate, unsullied by Bush’s blind vision of an America made “great” through the concurrent orgies of torture, colonialism, and the fiat currency of the Federal Reserve. Barack Obama may have been a Procrustean Crocodile in search of a birth certificate, but with John McCain as the Republican “leader” in 2008, Spendalicious managed to easily cherry-pick votes lying at the bottom of a murky swamp, and do so entirely at his leisure.
The
moral of my long-winded tale? --- conviction
politics cannot be
manufactured by political consultants. If you're going to stand
for something, well then, stand on two legs or be driven into the
ground. Circumstances will tell and no amount of verbal chicanery
will charm fate! If you lose, then choose to lose boldly.
By doing so, you make it easier to pick up the pieces that your rival
may leave and you can come back, all the sooner, to fight another day.
Faint Heart never won Fair Maiden : and if that maiden winds up
marrying the other guy, you will be first in line for her affections
after she sues for divorce! As things stand today, American voters are
just as mistrustful of the Republicans as they are of the Democrats.
All in All, quite a tall order --- don’t you think?!Among
many outrageous happenstances, lawyers for ex-Illinois Gov. Rod
Blagojevich are claiming that President Barry Spendalicious was in the
habit of customarily pocketing cash bribes. The way Barry did
this, they say, was to funnel some --- but not all --- of the dirty
money, which he prized from wealthy supporters, through his many
ongoing campaigns for public office. The payback would come later when
Barry would guarantee aggressive support & specifically targeted
legislation for his paymasters' various pet-projects. A fine example of
how Barry operated was his burgeoning friendship with world-class crook
Tony Rezko (currently enjoying a well-deserved holiday in Club Fed).
I've read the 4 Gospels, many times, from beginning to end. Funny, I can't recall that this was quite the way Jesus behaved when he walked the earth. But hey, maybe it's just me and my petty little prejudices about how people, who have been sent from God, should act!
Apr. 22,
2010 » Shitting
Himself
While
Falling
Ass
over
Tea-Party
Kettle
...I've read the 4 Gospels, many times, from beginning to end. Funny, I can't recall that this was quite the way Jesus behaved when he walked the earth. But hey, maybe it's just me and my petty little prejudices about how people, who have been sent from God, should act!
Senator
Lindsey Graham has been observed lately running around the corridors of
the
Senate chamber, giving the appearance of an hysterical, headless
chicken. Senator Graham was comfortably elected in
2008 with 58% of the vote. He is
not up
for reëlection until 2014.
So
why
the
sudden
fright? It appears that
Senator Graham is very leery about a horrible prospect --- that the
Democrats
will introduce, onto the floor the Senate, a bill for comprehensive
immigration
reform (AMNESTY). It must be noted, and
that most specifically, that the Times have radically changed
(but never the New York Times!). Just three years ago,
Senator Graham, in high dudgeon, arose from his walnut desk, during a
heated
debate on Third Word Immigration into the US, and called his fellow
Republicans
“bigots” and furthermore stated that said “bigots” would be best
advised “to
shut up.”
Although
Senator
Graham
would
probably
vote
again
for
Amnesty
as he has so
proudly done
in 2006 and 2007, he seems to have finally realized that such a move on
his part
would prove most politically ill-favored. When
Larry
“Wide-Stance”
Craig
was
in
the
Senate
and
voting
for amnesty
right beside his pal Lindsey, the heat and scrutiny on Senator Graham's
private
life was not so intense (but Lefty radio gabster Randi Rhodes did deign
to make fun
of him for “being light in the loafers” way back in ‘07).
Now at South Carolina Tea Parties, whenever Senator
Graham's name is mentioned, more than 1 or 2 disrespectful Tea Partiers
are
liable to unpocket lavender handkerchiefs and wave said habiliments
derisively in the air, high above their heads. Senator Graham does not like
it in the least when you mention even obliquely or talk boldly of his
imaginary
girlfriend, as it were, in a manner of, shall we say, speaking
downright Gaily!
The odds are very long that any Amnesty bill will pass this Congress. Senator Graham may be willing to take a certain amount of guff, but taking a certain amount of guff for absolutely no hope of political gain is perhaps more than the good Senator would like to bear or bare under the circumstances. It merits repeating : the political winds on Amnesty have changed quite radically. If Senator Graham were now to "come out" on the floor of the Senate and call his fellow Republicans bigots and tell them to shut up, such a spectacle would probably leave our boy Lindsay feeling and looking altogether like a silly, naked jaybird. And, looking and feeling like that, is something Senator Graham only likes to do behind closed doors or the privacy of his well-locked closet!
How about that Iceland volcano? Pretty
impressive, huh! How about that guy, Dave "Tony Blair Lite" Cameron,
the world's biggest damp squib? Who knew he would turn out to win the
competition for Mr. Tory-Limp-Wrist of 2010, going away & hands
down! Oh, Dave --- why didst thou tell us it would all work out
in the end?! Is the rumor true that Gordon Brown is paying for your
hire in order to move more Socialist furniture into No. 10, letting you
in through the backdoor as a Double Agent? After the General Election
in 15 days time, will the workers of Tory Party central office conduct
a direct, mass conference call to the Suicide Prevention line? Think of
it, Margret Thatcher is still alive (just barely, we're told)!
April 21,
2010 » The Dog's
Breakfast in Up Chux & Redux.In May 1968, when hordes of young
rabble-rousers had taken to the streets of Paris, threatening to bring
down the national government, General de Gaulle went on television and
called them all, spoiled children of the bourgeoisie that they were, a "Dog's Breakfast" (chien-lit) --- a major insult in the French
language. Graffiti on the walls of Paris fired back the next day : DE GAULLE :
LE CHIEN-LIT, C'est Lui! (DE GAULLE : THE DOG'S BREAKFAST, It's
Him!) In the spirit of those times, a Democrat legislator in Arizona
has objected to a prospective requirement that would oblige a candidate
for President of the United States to show his or her US Birth
Certificate to the state Election Board in order to qualify for a place
on the Arizona election ballot in 2012. State Representative Kyrsten
Sinema has charged that such a requirement would make Arizona "the
laughingstock of the nation."
To tear a page from the snot-nosed rabble-rousers of May, 1968 --- No, it is you, Madame Sinema, who looks like a laughingstock, and be sure to order your special Dog's Breakfast --- it's right up there at the top of the menu!
After the
Final Obamacare® Vote in the House of Representatives ...To tear a page from the snot-nosed rabble-rousers of May, 1968 --- No, it is you, Madame Sinema, who looks like a laughingstock, and be sure to order your special Dog's Breakfast --- it's right up there at the top of the menu!
... a hushed voice in the gallery was
heard to aver : "The Turkeys have
voted for an early Christmas!"
April 19,
2010 » The Power of
the Plastic Dildo.Thanks to Gordon Brown & the New Labour
Party, the Human Fertilization & Embryology Act successfully made
its way through both Houses of Parliament in 2008. One of the notable
aspects of the omnibus statute turned out to be the enabling of Lesbian
couples' right to claim joint-parentage on a government-issued Birth
Certificate (this is no joke!
I am not making this up
--- I promise you!). Betty Knowles, pen in hand, is considered
the Father in this relationship. She is a full-time truck driver.
Natalie Woods is cradling the fruit of her womb, Lily-May Betty Woods.
Lily-May Betty is the off-spring of a withdrawal from a Sperm Bank and
the judicious use of a Turkey Baster.
April 18,
2010 » The
Revolution Starts Tomorrow ...Casting the Ballot for Labour : DE FIGURIS
VENERIS (1906) : Attributed to
Édouard-Henri Avril.
STAINLESS STEEL TURKEY BASTER (2008).
STAINLESS STEEL TURKEY BASTER (2008).
... in 1775. In the small hours of the
morning, Gen. Gage's colonial force, totaling approximately 800 men in
all, meet an irregular American militia force on Lexington Green and
quickly clear them out of the way with a volley of musket fire. Later
the same day, the British march on Concord where they suspect the
Americans have secreted a formidable arsenal. It is here that
the "Redcoats" are routed & pushed back to Boston : a chaotic
16-mile retreat in which they suffer heavy causalities (273 KIA).
During the British retreat, the America militia freely engages in
guerrilla tactics; knowing full well the lay of the land and how to
conceal themselves behind trees and farmhouses, they fire at will, down
upon the British forces, easily winning the running battle, going on
through to the gates of Boston, where they will bottle up the remaining
British troops in that city like a small boy might imprison a butterfly
in a corked jar --- the Americans endure, despite the loss of 95
militiamen, killed during the late-April campaign in the rebellious
colony of Massachusetts.
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