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April 13, 2019 »» Obama's Process of Enrichment is Now Called Dumping!
When the Obama Administration (2009-2017) forcibly injected millions upon millions of "wretched refuse" from the Third-World into White Republican neighborhoods, it was dubbed "Enrichment" by the lick-spittle Leninist press.

Now, when the evil Trump proposes to do the same thing to rich Democrats, it's called "Dumping." Look at yourselves in the mirror, Dems! It's not who we are! Even Lenin had a wall and bodyguards surrounding his inaccessible country dacha, located far outside the hustle and bustle of murderous Moscow. Here, in the current year, in the world's first Idea Nation, we're better than that!

April 10, 2019 »» A 33.3% Surtax on Overseas Remittances?
More than two years into the Trump Administration and it looks like, by the end of this year, the population of the United States will gain an extra 2 million illegals (border jumpers and visa over-stayers). There will be an election next year, so time is tight! Gaining currency with Steven Miller is the idea that overseas remittances should be surtaxed at 33.3% for those who cannot present a US Passport or Alien Registration card when wiring money out of the country. AOC and the Dems in the House will not tolerate such an new impost on their precious illegals, so the 33.3% surtax on overseas remittances can only be carried out by executive order. 9th Circuit, here we come - - - again!

April 1, 2019 »» Is There Still a Chance of Hillary Making A Comeback?

March 26, 2019 »» Jussie's Kind of Town : Chicago Is!

March 23, 2019 »» Oh, No! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!

March 22, 2019 »» Dem Political Consultants Hatch Another Bright Idea . . .
Kamasutra Harris has crashed and burned. Bobby Kennedy "Beto" is too busy eating dirt as a main course to devote his full attention to running for president. Biden campaign consultants have floated the notion of having "Kid Toucher" Joe designate Hattie McDaniel as his vice-presidential nominee before the Dem convention.

Old "Kid Toucher," who has gotten so much cosmetic surgery of late that he now looks communist Chinese, is seriously considering giving "Mammy" a call, even though she is dead.

March 13, 2019 »» Yes, It Can Be Done!
It bears repeating : when Matteo Salvini became Italian Interior Minister in June of last year, he immediately instituted a zero-tolerance policy towards all "refugee" shipping, trying to disembark upon Italian shores. As a result, in January and February of this year, the rate of the Third-World seaborne invasion of Italy had decreased by 98.5%!!! Compared to Salvini, Trump is a pathetic liar and a fraud. The White House and Congress were controlled by the GOP in 2017 and 2018, yet the Third-World invasion into this country increased during that time.

The Salvini method of refusing entry and sending "refugees" back where they came from, to swim with the barracudas and the sharks, has proven to be an effective deterrent against Third-World immigration in current-day Italy. With Trump, talk of immigration control is cheap, if not a damnable outright lie.

Mar. 12, 2019 »» I Have Become Jared Kushner, The Destroyer of Worlds . . .

March 12, 2019 »» The POC Swallows Swallow Pelosi Whole!
We have been told that the Rising Tide of Color (aka : the Hart-Cellar Immigration Act of 1965) will submerge and digest the Republican Party in short order. But before almost 2 million yearly legal and illegal Third-World immigrant entrants into the dis-United States of Third World Bus Station could kill off the clueless and dopey GOP pachyderms for good & all, the POC swallows have taken a big bite out of Nancy Pelosi. A little over two months on the job, a thoroughly confused House Speaker Pelosi has felt the urgency to declare Donald Trump immune from impeachment because "he's not worth it."

By taking impeachment of Trump off the proverbial table, old Nan thinks that she is asserting control and showing who's boss! But how long will it be before the young POC swallows cut bait with Pelosi and throw her, in one quivering piece, to the young and youngish POC sharks?

There's blood in the water, folks! Post-1965 America is going to be a blast! That ragged Old Glory - - - such as she is - - - is going to be very much in danger as that noble gonfalon is slashed and mangled into the form of a very messy heap of tattered ribbons!

March 6, 2019 »» On The Upbeat!

March 4, 2019 »» Part 463 : Personnel is Policy . . .
Matteo Salvini is a bad boy. The new Italian Interior Minister allowed only 262 "refugees" to disembark at Italy's seaports during January and February of this year. During the same period last year, the old Left-wing Italian government allowed 13,446 "refugees" to disembark.

2019's 262 represent a drop of 98.5% in the rate of invasion of Italy's seaports by the Third-World, in a year over year comparison. Bravo, Salvini!

February 25, 2019 »» Whitey : The Enema Enemy Within . . .
Despite the election of Donald Trump, the Third-World Invasion is increasing in its numbers and ferocity. Kamala Harris is counting on Third-World demographics to obliterate pre-1965 America. CLICK HERE.

Feb. 25, 2019 »» Dem Propaganda : Repeat Often - - - No Matter What!

Feb. 20, 2019 »» Jah Man Harris Disowns His Hop-Head Daughter, Kamala.

February 19, 2019 »» President Trump's Favorite Movie . . .

February 14, 2019 »» The Covington Lawyer Dissects Robert Mueller . . .

February 13, 2019 »» Kamasutra Harris to Whitey : Drop Dead!
A Dem "political consultant" has stated the bleeding obvious : Whitey is no longer a meaningful factor in the Democrat Party, he's finished as far as Third-World Dems are concerned. Asked about the chances of Joe Biden in 2020, our anonymous "political consultant" sez that Kid Toucher Joe doesn't have a chance in Hell : The old coalitions, they don't come back. You have to build new ones.

President Kamasutra Harris will issue an executive order on January 20, 2021, which will abolish ICE and grant reparations to all POCs, even to those living overseas. On the same day, she will fire up the biggest blunt in the known universe and blast Biggie Smalls' Greatest Hits from the White House loudspeakers!

Feb. 7, 2019 »» The 2020 Dem. Nominee Gets An Early Start . . .

February 6, 2019 »» A Famous Psychosis Turns Two . . .
The new lady Democrat Governor of New Mexico has just pulled 112 members of the New Mexico National Guard from that state's border with Mexico, explaining her reasons for doing so with a string of incomprehensible remarks which are entirely derogatory in their shape and form. When all is said and done, she sez, the state of New Mexico is being invaded by border jumpers because of Trump.

The collective psychosis of the Left, which began in earnest on November 9, 2016, is nothing more than larping taken to a natural extremity, an extremity that knows no bounds. This psychosis will not be cured or even lessened if Kamala Harris takes the oath of office on January 20, 2021. A USPS postage stamp, celebrating infanticide, will be issued soon thereafter - - - and that's just the warmup act!

Groundhog Day, 2019 »» Don't Drive Angry!

January 29, 2019 »» Watson Goes Down . . .

January 28, 2019 »» May 16, 2017 : The Day THE WALL Died . . .
That was day upon which President Donald J. Trump interviewed Ex-FBI Director Robert Mueller for the vacant post of FBI Director, after the cashiering of James Comey. Mueller, who earned the nickname of "Turtle Head" during his twelve-year stint of Director, under George W. Bush and Barack Obama, was informed that very evening that his services at the Trump FBI would not be required.

The next day Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein would hire "Turtle Head" to be a "Special Counsel" for the US Justice Department. Mueller was assigned to investigate and prosecute all foreigners and US nationals who had "colluded" with the 2016 Trump campaign. Mueller's target was supposed to be espionage agents of the Russian government. The Mueller investigation would find no evidence of collusion but had had the positive effect - - - for the Democrats - - - of effectively defenestrating the Trump Administration's feeble attempts of controlling illegal immigration, thereby helping the Dems gain 39 House seats in the 2018 midterms. The overall plan of The Swamp has worked and has come through with flying colors. Will President Kama Sutra Harris be able to thank "Turtle Head" for yeoman services rendered on January 20, 2021?

January 26, 2019 »» Johnny Cash Was Never A RINO . . .

January 24, 2019 »» Last Week in DC . . .

January 23, 2019 »» Limbaugh Throws in His Two Cents . . .

Jan. 22, 2019 »» The Smirk that Launched A Thousand Ships . . .

January 20, 2019 »» London is Dying . . .

January 13, 2019 »» Hypocrites . . .

January 12, 2019 »» . . . who the fuck are you¿

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January 10, 2019 »» Rumors of Her Death Appear to Have Been . . .
greatly exaggerated. Tuesday's hot rumor is Wednesday's shining example of mendacity.

The oldest active Associate Justice to the US Supreme Court was spotted being driven about the streets of DC yesterday, probably on her way to receive a heaping spoonful of medical TLC. Hang in there Ruthie, the Ninth Circuit depends on you for its juridical survival!

January 10, 2019 »» F-35 Moolah in Danger?
What is the point of having a trillion dollar military if border-jumpers can be used to elect more Democrats and spread fresh strains of the bubonic plague, just so the Dems will be able to use fully diseased illegals in a never ending "vote-harvesting" scheme in California? President Trump is considering taking 5.7 billion from the 13.3 billion dollar F-35 fighter budget and using it to build 200 new miles of Wall on the Mexican border.
Survivors of the bubonic plague often commit suicide after the tip of their noses and the tips of their fingers full off. Who cares about the F-35 after you're dead of plague or when you've been driven to self-destruction?

The Dems threaten to sue the President in the 9th Circuit if he has the temerity to loot money from the killer F-35 and doing something grotesquely immoral like building a wall on the border with Mexico with stolen F-35 money.

January 8, 2019 »» Ginsburg Arithmetic . . .
Even if Associate US Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg manages to cling to life over the next few months, the precarious state of her declining health may prohibit her from attending oral arguments in the Supreme Court building, if and when President Trump declares a State of Emergency on the southern border and loots the Defense budget, which of course contains appropriations for building defensive barriers overseas in "troubled foreign countries" - - - to wit, countries which are part of the far-flung Empire Americanus (invade the world, invite the world, you know how it works by now!).

Will Chief Justice John Roberts, who has been trending towards the left as of late, allow a half-dead Associate Justice Ginsburg hear the ACLU's challenge to President Trump's emergency declaration, regarding the southern border, in an oxygen tent, thereby casting the deciding vote in a 5-4 ruling against the President?

January 7, 2019 »» Today, RBG was A No-Show at SCOTUS . . .

January 7, 2019 »» A Sneaky Way Out for Trump.
The 2006 congressional authorization for constructing a barrier along our border with Mexico was nothing but a pure political feint. Not one red cent was appropriated to accomplish that task, almost 13 years ago. What President Trump needs to do right now is to get that tiny one red cent appropriated in Congress. That is why the Dems are screaming like mother-f**king banshees against the very idea of any sort of appropriation for any kind of border barrier.

Any tiny allotment of funds would effectively mean that it would be years before the Dems could effectively sue the executive branch of government in the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals for over-spending any minuscule congressional barrier appropriation - - - to wit, President Trump looting the Defense Department budget to construct and finish any sort of border barrier with Mexico.
He, who keeps a second set of books, can keep
A busted business enterprise going for years.

Jan. 5, 2019 »» Mitt Romney : The Real Mother F**cker?

December 24, 2018 »» What Will the Lefty Dems Do Now?
After Trump's Syrian pullout and the promise to halve US military personnel in Afghanistan, what will the Dem Left do now? Under O'Bimbo, that child of the CIA, the Dems co-opted the US war machine in every particular. Invade the world, invite the world is not a strategy but a lunatic distemper.

Hating Trump will only go so far for the Dems in 2020 and not enough to beat him, if the Dems are seen to be the party of national genocide and international bedlam.

December 23, 2018 »» Enemies at A Funeral . . .
Last week's flurry of Trumpian-like activity (Mattis taking a hike, US troops withdrawing from Syria and Afghanistan, the contemplated firing of the Fed Chairman, the meek government shutdown over the unbuilt WALL, the anticipated vacancy of yet another Supreme Court seat, etc.) have rendered the Left into a state of frenzied confusion over the appalling datum that THE TRUMPSTER may have finally seemed to slip Mueller's tight and choking leash.

Perhaps Donald J. Trump had a Come-to-Jesus moment at the state funeral of George HW Bush, a swamp creature if there ever was one. Perhaps the close feeling of being surrounded by highly energetic swamp creatures reminded the current occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue that he had staffed his administration with back-stabbing Bushites on January 20, 2017 and that this horrible faux-pas has proved to be the root cause of the overwhelming majority of his administration's current troubles.

December 22, 2018 »» A Poor Prognosis.
According to Dr. James Hamblin, the health outlook for an 85-year old member of the US Supreme Court is poor.

Dr. Hamblin seems to say that the odds dictate that RBG will be unable discharge her juridical duties in future, after having had part of a lung removed, which was found to be cancer-ridden (CLICK HERE).

December 21, 2018 »» And The Winner Was . . .
Detective Club of Jersey City nominates Christine Blasey-Ford for Woman of The Year. Her shit storm of perjury helped to get 20 million and more voters to polls, the majority of them Democrats. Her shit storm of perjury managed to swing White women from 53% Republican in 2016 to 51% Democrat in the mid-terms.

Now that Ruth Bader Ginsburg is tottering on the atheistic edge of oblivion, it looks like time for a Christine Blasey-Ford inspired encore! L'orage merde - - - c'est elle!

Dec. 19, 2018 »» UN Open Borders Treaty Brings Down Belgium Government.
The current Belgium government has collapsed because the Prime Minister signed the new UN "Migration" Treaty. By pulling out of the four-party ruling coalition, the New Flemish Alliance, which wants Third-World immigration into Belgium stopped and border-jumping vagabonds immediately deported, insures that new general elections must be held in Belgium before May of 2019.

Dec. 18, 2018 »» Mickey "Seven-Five" Dowd : Licensed Real Estate Broker!

December 16, 2018 »» The Dems : Mighty Whitey . . . in Iowa.
The Des Moines Register has presidentially polled Democrats in Iowa and the results are in : Joe "Kid Toucher" Biden, 32%; Bernie "Feel the Burn!" Sanders, 19%; "Beto" O'Rourke, 11%. The proverbial question before the house in 2020 for the Dems is : are there enough White males left in the Jackass Party to give the Dem nomination to a White male for President in the Dem primaries? - - - the last White male being John "FU" Kerry in 2004.

In 2016, the final Iowa General Election Day results were Trump, 51%; Hillary, 42%. In 2016, "Vote Harvesting" was illegal in Iowa - - - otherwise Hillary would have taken Iowa by a landslide!

Dec. 9, 2018 »» The Ringhauser Chronicles : More Scams in Oceanside . . .

Dec. 9, 2018 »» What is "Vote Harvesting?"
Vote Harvesting is legal when Democrats do it and win, like California. Vote Harvesting is illegal when Republicans do it and win, like North Carolina. Got it?

December 8, 2018 »» People Smuggling in Italy : Going Out of Business . . .
There is a big difference between just talking about stopping illegal immigration (Trump) and actually doing something about it (Salvini). According to today's editions of the Wall Street Journal, the Soros-funded lefty group, called Doctors Without Borders®, is throwing in the towel before the Italian Interior Minister, the one and only Matteo Salvini, confiscates the beloved people smuggling-runner of Doctors Without Borders®, The Aquarius, if it tries to disembark its human cargo in Italian ports.

Is this the final setting of The Age of Aquarius for Italy? Perhaps Doctors Without Borders® should try sneaking Africans into Spain, using The Aquarius - - - although from Libya, a Spanish destination would be a much longer trip and Spaniards might be even less welcoming than were Left-wing Italian politicians, who were roundly defeated in this year's Italian national elections and are now out of power in Rome.

December 7, 2018 »» Matteo Salvini : Italy's Savior?
In 2016, under a Left-wing government, Italy admitted more than 200,000 "migrants" through its seaports. Matteo Salvini became Italy's new Interior Minister in June of this year. In 2018, so far, less than 25,000 "migrants" have gained entry through Italy's seaports and most of these"migrants" were admitted before Salvini came into office.

Once again, it is proven than the Third-World invasion is not like the wind and the tides which happen no matter what. The Third-World invasion can be curbed and even halted altogether - - - if there is a national will to do so and the leaders of a nation are willing to do so.

December 4, 2018 »» France : Uneasy Streets . . .
What started as peaceful demonstrations, throughout the Hexagon three weeks ago, has now blossomed into raging street battles in many cities and has turned into an essential class struggle, far beyond the most fevered imaginings of Karl Marx. When Angela Merkel opened the gates of Europe to the Third-World horde in 2015, she opened a Pandora's Box of distrust and resentment which has ever since contaminated Europe's body politic.

Europe's native populations were effectively told that they were less than worthless and that national suicide was the wisest and best course for the immediate future. What sticks in the craw, above all, is being forced to pay for the final bullet : hence, the recent French rioting. Was national suicide ever a credible political proposition in Europe or was it just a mad idea that the Lefty media thought it could get away with until the whole of society would be reduced to a smoldering ruin?

Dec. 3, 2018 »» Merkel's Kiss of Death Causes a Reaction in Spain . . .
Vox, a newly formed Spanish political party, has somehow managed to garner 11% of the vote in regional elections in Andalusia yesterday. Vox was polling only 2% or 3% before Election Day.

If the current trend continues, Vox will help to form a new anti-Third World immigration coalition in Madrid, when national elections are slated to be held in 2019.

Merkel's 2015 "Boner," inviting the Third-World to invade the EU, has turned out to be political bounty for all immigration rejectionist parties throughout Western Europe.

December 2, 2018 »» Not So Gentle Anymore . . .

Disturbances broke out in France on November 17th. French men and women, wearing yellow safety vests, blocked highways and roads in protest. Yesterday in Paris, general anarchy prevailed. What was once called " A Gentle White Riot" is now threatening the government of the former Rothschild banker. He is getting ready to proclaim a State of Emergency in order to carry out mass arrests in Paris and up and down the length and breath of the Hexagon.

Things just haven't been the same in Western Europe since Angela Merkel declared Open Borders in 2015 for the whole of the tottering EU. Have your leaders say something stupid and the Third-World will invade your country at the drop of a hat!

December 1, 2018 »» George HW Bush on November 22, 1963 . . .

After President Kennedy had been shot on Elm Street in Dallas at 12:30PM, George HW Bush telephoned Graham Kitchell, an FBI agent working out of the FBI's Houston office at 1:45PM.

Bush offered information to Kitchell, claiming that a James Parrott had threatened to kill Kennedy if Kennedy ever showed up in Houston. On November 22, 1963, Bush was president of Zapata Oil-Drilling Company, a CIA front. At 2:30PM, the Dallas Police Dept. announced that they had Lee Harvey Oswald in custody.

While giving the eulogy for Gerald Ford in 2006, Bush gave out a little laugh, when he said that Oswald was a lone gunman. Ford had been a member of the Warren Commission and J. Edgar Hoover's plant on the commission.

November 26, 2018 »» Thinking Ahead . . .
After the feces storm of perjury in the Brett Kavanaugh Judiciary Committee hearings in the US Senate, Floor Leader Mitch McConnell is exploring means by which to discourage the Dems from gumming up the overall works in January, on the occasion of the new Congress. One way of lessening the methods of having salacious confidential information leaked to the Washington Post is by shrinking the number of seats on the Judiciary Committee from 21 to 19 or 17. Kamala Harris, the most junior Dem member on the Judiciary Committee, would be the first to go, if Judiciary Committee seats were reduced in number, come January. Last week she compared ICE to the KKK. What she might say or do in future, while she is running for the Dem presidential nomination, is surely the stuff of prospective nightmares for the Republicans!

November 25, 2018 »» Mousetrapped . . .
The Internet can be disconcerting, particularly for the very old. If you look up rodents on google, you will soon find ads for mousetraps, nibbling away at the interstices of your browser. Trackers have grown so sophisticated that some trackers have seemingly developed the ability to read one's mind and tell one's personality, based on a stored browsing history going back years and collecting insights into one's inner most psyche and parts of a subconscious long forgotten within one's self.

Hillary Clinton has recently come up against it all when she let out that the policy of Open Borders was killing the Left in Western Europe. Duh. The next day she tried to repair the damage and declare herself a champion of Open Borders, no matter the political costs at the ballot box. The Internet may not be forever but it lasts more than a little while. The all-knowing trackers have Hillary permanently down as a liar and as a hypocrite. We came. We saw. He died!

Nov. 22, 2018 »» De Gaulle Believed that "Old Age is A Ship Wreck" . . .

Nov. 20, 2018 »» Congressional Genius : The Three Chambers of Government.

November 18, 2018 »» Is Kamala Harris Ballot Box Poison?
Confused White voters were happy to flock to the polls in 2008 and 2012. Voting for Obama was like voting for Jesus. Voting for Obama was like voting for Morgan Freeman. Voting for Obama would redeem the racist soul of America.

Voting against Mittens Romney was voting against a guy who liked to torture gays, dogs, and who took away health care from people suffering from cancer - - - and Mittens had a secret bank account in the Cayman Islands stuffed with cartel drug money, too, and a hell of a lot of other bad things besides.

Voting for Kamala Harris is voting for Open Borders and Willie Brown's former mistress.

Will Hollywood lose its favorite plot? Will Whitey flock to the polls for Kamala or go to see Spiderman, Part 463 on Election Day 2020 and come out of the theaters and vote for Trump?

November 18, 2018 »» A Gentle White Riot in France . . .
Unlike Italy, where Italians have recently chosen politicians who have promised to deport Third-World border jumpers, France is stuck with a very weird homosexual President for the time being (3½ more years). He wants wants to turn the country into a full blown Third-World shithole, the sooner the better. Over the past few days, millions of France men and women have donned yellow safety vests and blocked highways, streets, and roads.

This weird style of protest is ostensibly against higher gas taxes. Will the French go whole hog and start acting like their more obstreperous and ill-mannered Italian cousins and send a very weird homosexual politician packing before his term of office is up? July 14, 1789 was anything but a gentle White riot!

Nov. 17, 2018 »» Salvini Promises to Step Up Deportations . . .

November 16, 2018 »» How Magical is Kamala Harris?
Hillary Clinton put paid to Bernie Sanders' Dem nomination chances in 2016 by sweeping all party primaries in the South. Hillary won Dem Black votes in the Spring but the overall Black vote would be down by almost 6% in November of 2016. Trump wound up winning Wisconsin, Michigan, and Pennsylvania by only a combined 80,000 votes in those 3 states. It now seems that Trump's miracle of 2016 won't be repeated in 2020.
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But yesterday, US Senator Kamala Harris compared ICE to the KKK. Kamala Harris is currently the leading "minority" candidate for the 2020 Dem nomination and the Jackass Party is a non-White political party, controlled by non-Whites. Donald J. Trump, for one, is hoping that Kamala Harris is the Democrats' choice to be his opponent.