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Getting Rid of 30,000 Compromising E-Mails,
One by One!
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It Will Get Worse Before It Gets Better.
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WASHINGTON, DC - - - NOV. 3, 2015. [From the editions of THE WASHINGTON POST] The Department of Veterans Affairs has suspended a relocation program used by two senior executives to obtain more than $400,000 in questionable moving expenses and moved to discipline the officials, a senior agency leader said Monday. Danny Pummill, acting undersecretary for benefits, told lawmakers on the House Veterans’ Affairs Committee that VA is “doing a re­look at moving programs throughout the agency” and reconsidering how it promotes and transfers senior executives, “so everything is being done for the right reasons.” [Senior executives abused their positions to get plum jobs and perks, watchdog says] “We weren’t paying attention to everything we should have been paying attention to,” Pummill said. “We need to do a better job of that.” Congress is investigating the executives for allegedly abusing their positions to get plum jobs and perks, part of a pattern of unjustified moving incentives and transfers identified by VA’s watchdog. The committee subpoenaed Pummill, the executives and the two lower­ranking regional benefits managers they forced to accept job transfers against their will, according to investigators. But the executives, Diana Rubens and Kimberly Graves, refused to testify, telling the committee they were asserting their Fifth Amendment rights under the Constitution to protect themselves against self­incrimination. [Lawmakers demand answer from VA on “shockingly unethical misuse of funds" by executives] Rubens, director of the Philadelphia regional office for the Veterans Benefits Administration, and Graves, director of the St. Paul, Minn., regional office for the VBA, face possible criminal prosecution.

Pummill said their punishment for administrative misconduct will be one of the first cases handled under a new law that speeds up dismissals and other discipline against VA senior executives, who now have far fewer appeal rights than they once did. Pummill replaced Allison Hickey, who was forced to resign after the report by the inspector general’s office recommended VA take administrative action against her for poor oversight of the relocation program. [Relocation program for executives should be scrutinized across government, watchdog says] He declined to say what action the agency is taking against Rubens and Graves, who kept their salaries of $181,497 and $173,949, respectively, even though the new positions they took had less responsibility, overseeing a fraction of the employees at lower pay levels. Between salary increases and relocation expenses, the VBA spent $1.8 million to reassign 23 senior executives from fiscal 2013 to fiscal 2015, investigators found. In all but two cases, the new jobs came with pay raises, despite a White House­imposed freeze on senior executives’ pay — and a widely publicized ban on bonuses stemming from a backlog of outstanding claims for disability benefits. “VA exists for veterans, not for itself or the unjust enrichment of its senior employees,” the committee’s chairman, Rep. Jeff Miller (R­Fla.), said of the scheme.

Acting inspector general Linda Halliday disclosed in September that Rubens and Graves “inappropriately used their positions of authority for personal and financial benefit” when they forced lower­ranking officials to transfer out of their positions and then filled the vacancies themselves. Pummill said the agency has suspended its relocation program pending a review of how effectively it’s being monitored. The program, run by the General Services Administration, pays private contractors a 27 percent fee to sell homes of senior executives who switch jobs. But it is supposed to be used only rarely for hard­to­fill jobs; Rubens and Graves sought out their new assignments. Linda Halliday told the committee that while VA should make multiple changes to its transfer and relocation programs for senior executives, the most critical change will be ensuring that those who abused the program are punished. “What about the culture change?” Rep. Dan Benishek (R­Mich.) asked Pummell. His response was candid. “It’s devastating that the senior leaders are not held as accountable as the lowest people in the organization,” he said, acknowledging VA’s persistent problems with morale. He said Sloan Gibson, the agency’s second in command, “understands that we have an accountability problem.” “We pay out of a lot of money,” Pummill said. “We have to be accountable to the Congress of the United States.”

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Syrian Refugee Rapists


If Hillary Clinton is Forced to Drop-Out Before Nov. 8th,
This is What Will Happen!

Three Generations of Imbeciles Republicans are Enough!

Every Fighter has a Plan
Before He Goes into the Ring.
Then the First Round Bell Goes
Off & the Other Guy Punches
Him in the Nose & the Guy with
The Plan Forgets His Plan.
- - - Mike Tyson.

September 27, 2016 » Can She Turn Back the Clock?
- - - or will the clock catch up with her? Mrs. Hillary Clinton (she'll turn 69 next month and she fully intends to cough out every candle on her birthday cake!) is supposed to make public appearances on Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. The old barracuda means to show that she still can go in for the kill! It's a gamble which she feels compelled to take. Even after beating Trump in last night's debate, she must feel in her old bones that she is falling behind and that her White House Dreams will turn to dust unless she makes the voters forget about her Sept. 11th collapse. Time to make a mad dash for the finish line - - - and time waits for no one, so they say!
Meanwhile, Mr. Donald J. Trump, NYC real-estate developer, has a heavy cold. Mr. Donald J. Trump is seventy years of age. You know what they say, Donald? If you space out 3 bags of primo heroin (known on Fifth Avenue as a "New York Bag"), morning, noon, and night, the sniffles will go away and stay away pronto! America, what a country!

September 26, 2016 (11:00PM) »» ADVANTAGE : HILLARY!
Just by remaining on her feet for more than 90 minutes, Hillary Clinton won the debate with her freak-flag flying high. Since her Sept. 11th collapse in New York, her candidacy has been bleeding profusely. Tonight, she managed to apply a fresh bandage to her electoral prospects - - - she's upright and fighting and back in the game! But if she disappears for several days, her physical resiliency will once again become a matter of pressing concern. The palsy or Parkinson's was evident in various facial ticks at about 9:50PM and became more aggressively pronounced between 10:15PM and 10:20PM. But for most of the debate, Trump was diffuse while Mrs. Clinton was focused.
Trump was the usual Trump - - - jumping all over the place and getting lost in the weeds. You've got to hand it to Hillary : she knows how to lie and go down with her ship of lies, if need be, without batting an eye. An average debater (Trump is sub-par by any measure) would have been able to easily expose her prevarications but Trump is all wrapped up in himself, as ever the blind egotist, sweating and sweating to get an irrelevant word in at all costs. Mrs. Clinton, tonight, may not have managed to appear likable but at least she managed to appear tolerable. Trump's incredulous glance kept darting in her direction the whole time. He seemed to be hoping for the physical collapse of his opponent but Hillary Clinton's medical staff was in top form tonight. Whatever Frankenstein concoction Mrs. Clinton took in the hours before 9:00PM, it kept her going until 10:35PM! BRAVO, Hillary! Risen from the political dead and back from the flim-flam grave! Try not to stumble, though, before November 8th, otherwise you'll find yourself falling right back in!

September 26, 2016 »» Seven Days in September . . .
For Hillary, it all began on September 5th with a 4-minute coughing jag and ended on September 11th with a complete collapse in the gutter of a city street : she was then thrown into a medical van with all the ceremony of a grocery store-clerk heaving a large sack of potatoes, and she losing her shoe in the process. You know she will be wearing a hairdo covering a small ear-piece, through which her aides will be feeding her scripted answers to the moderator's questions. She may even get the questions in advance from upstairs at NBC. But 90 minutes, without a break, is a long slog in her rapidly worsening physical condition.
watch those stairs DT
The diabolical cocktail of Faustian medication, injected and swallowed, which she is forced to undergo on a daily basis, until Election Day arrives on Nov. 8th, may not be able to keep her standing vertical or sitting upright before the clock strikes 10:30PM. She certainly won't turn into a pumpkin but will she zone out a little here and there or pass out totally or kiss the concrete and splatter, just like Newton's Apple, after having been dropped from a great height?

Did It Drive Him to Suicide?

Sept. 25, 2016 »» Anal Sex with Sheep or Oral Sex with Hillary . . .
The Internet is full of useless facts. Did you know that in ancient Wales there were two laws regarding the illicit possession of sheep? If one stole a neighbor's sheep,  you could be sentenced to have your hand cut off but if one were simply having carnal knowledge with your neighbor's sheep, you would stand to lose only a finger - - - but you had to perform anal sex on the sheep in public to earn the lesser penalty. Did Ted Cruz, in a similar frame of mind, agree to endorse Donald Trump?
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Did you know that Empress Hu of China often forced foreign diplomats to perform oral sex on her while fifty ladies of her court watched. If said foreign diplomats refused to perform oral sex on the Empress, they were first severely whipped and then permanently banned from court.
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Not Empress Hu.
Sometimes Empress Hu even went so far as to declare war on the country of a particularly prissy diplomat who had refused her favors. It was said that Empress Hu wound up declaring war on many countries because she was very old and very smelly and not prime dating material. In modern America, is this the reason most non-gay White men, who are not insane, are eager to declare their allegiance to Donald Trump rather than to Hillary Clinton?
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Just to clear things up : Lana Turner, who had a long-standing affair with Tyrone Power, was extremely skeptical about wide-spread rumors of his homosexuality. He fucked me every night for a year straight and never once even asked to suck my Dick, she reportedly said.
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Not Empress Hu.

Sept. 21, 2016 »» Dems to White Males : DROP DEAD, ASAP!
There is one number that portends quite ominously for Hillary Clinton in November : only 31% of White males, under the age of 35, expect to vote for her in November - - - and over the age of 35, the White male vote for Hillary is running at only 28%, sometimes even lower! These polling numbers spell doom on the 8th of November for Democrats from sea to shining sea.
Hillary needs to import as many pipe-bomb makers from Afghanistan as she can get her grubby little trembling hands on and get them good and registered, deep within the plush red leather-bound volumes of the voter-rolls - - - of course, in the place of the US entry-visa application, where the line says STATE OCCUPATION PLEASE, you are not supposed to write "pipe-bomb maker" but "refugee."
So then, if you do that, with a BIC® pen, you'll be in the clear and be waived right through every customs barrier in Newark and thereafter Catholic Charities of Hudson County will book you into a "decent" welfare hotel in Jersey City at the bargain basement rate of $3,000 per month, courtesy of the US Taxpayer!

Sept. 20, 2016 »» The Decrepit Barracuda Goes in for THE KILL!
- - - and NBC has her beating the Trumpster by five points if the election were to take place this very day! After getting through Saturday night, with the meme "ZOMBIE HILLARY" trending against her in a big way - - - the Miracle Drugs have kicked in for good and she's ready to rip the flesh off all every Trump shirt and tie ever made!
She even accused the Trumpster of being irresponsible, when he called the Chelsea bomb a bomb (the Seaside, NJ bomb failed to injure anyone, so it doesn't count and the Somali knife attack can't be used to tub-thump for gun control so fuhgett about it, Charlie Hebdo!). Along the way, THE DECREPIT BARRACUDA snagged the endorsement of dotty 92-yr. old George HW Bush who promises to teach that young wipper-snapper Al Capone Hillary Clinton how to get around the White House in a wheelchair and invade Iraq until you can't invade Iraq anymore!
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THE DECREPIT BARRACUDA is really feeling her oats fish food Trump steak!  Hillary Clinton, back in the swing of things and BACK IN CRIME! The dripping scarlet on her lips isn't a shade of gloss or cherry cough medicine - - - but the real thing! Time to let one's inner barracuda swim free and use your lady fangs for fin-power!

Sept. 18, 2016 »» When All of Life Becomes A Joke . . .
According to the Daily Mail, the device that when off last night was a GAY BOMB! A manifesto has been posted blaming Trump's lead in the polls on the reason why a GAY BOMB was set off to kill gays in Chelsea and because if Trump is elected he will kill gays and do other really bad things to gays and persons of color who want to vote the straight Democrat ticket.
Better to strike first, and damn the consequences and make stupid people see the way in which the White man is the true and ever-lasting oppressor of persons of color and don't forget gays, of course! The Onion does not own the Daily Mail.
This all makes about as much sense as Jack Ruby shooting Lee Harvey Oswald. But the Warren Commission assured us that Jack Ruby had his own personal reasons for shooting Oswald, even if these reasons might seem kind of cock-eyed to someone who had not been drinking!
When Fugazy was inaugurated on January 20, 2009, he may have signed a secret executive order decreeing that the practice of LOGIC in the United States would henceforth be considered a HATE CRIME, written in invisible ink in Title 42 of the United States Code. Believe it or not!

Sept. 18, 2016 »» Was It Airplane Glue that Did In Hillary?
Rumors that Mrs. Clinton huffed seven tubes of airplane glue on Saturday night before taking questions from the Press are probably unfounded.
Hillary Huffing
                                              Airplane Glue
You might recall that Mrs. Clinton went through her unsuccessful 2008 campaign for the Presidency blasted out of her skull on good old-fashioned rut-gut whisky! If she were to self-medicate in order to suppress the onset of a series of seizures, she would most likely would "go down the road" in this way:
Hillary Blasted
                                                  Out of Her Skull

September 18, 2016 »» Mrs. Clinton : Heavily Sedated . . .
Mrs. Clinton was seen in public yesterday and she appeared to be heavily sedated - - - very spacey and very slow in speech and movement. In Ohio yesterday, Bernie Sanders attended two rallies on behalf of Hillary, to which only hundreds came : the overall turnout was so bad that the third rally had to be cancelled because of too many empty chairs.
Has the Hillary Clinton 2016 presidential campaign been nothing but a fund raising scam? - - - like THE CLINTON FOUNDATION always was?
If Hillary loses in November, will she move to a nursing home in the Cayman Islands to be closer to all the dirty money in her many numbered accounts and await a Trump Justice Dept. indictment for running a phony charity (THE CLINTON FOUNDATION) that was nothing but glorified slush fund? The Corleone Crime Family had much more class and was a much better TeeVee show!
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September 17, 2016 »» Why The Sudden Hostility?
Yes, Mrs. Clinton collapsed faster than the Twin Towers did on Sept. 11, 2001. But why the glee? Why the sudden hostility? Yes, Mrs. Clinton called half of all Trump voters "deplorable" but didn't they say similar things about the peasantry - - - they could all go and eat cake - - - at the Palace of Versailles before July 14, 1789 (after July 15, 1789, the French nobility suddenly developed a nasty habit of losing their heads, courtesy of Madame La Guillotine!).
Perhaps a caller into a Toronto radio phone-in show said it best : Hillary Clinton is a poison spider and when a poison spider trips and falls into a poll of bug spray, you don't throw the poison spider a life-line but cook-up some popcorn, instead, and kick back and enjoy the show. Remember always, STRONGER TOGETHER!

Sept. 17, 2016 »» The 91.3 Million Dollar Woman!
The results are in! Anticipating that Hillary Clinton would be elected President of the United States in 2016, 91.3 million dollars in bribes poured into THE CLINTON FOUNDATION during the fundraising year of 2014 but only 5.2 million dollars were paid out in charity expenditures!
That means for every dollar pocketed by Bill, Hill, and Chelsea, only 6 cents was used to feed a hungry child in Haiti or to bankroll a bleeding leper in South Africa, who might be running short of Band-Aids in the near future! Remember, Suckers : STRONGER TOGETHER! or as they used to say in Indiana : IN GOD WE TRUST, ALL OTHERS PAY CASH!

Sept. 16, 2016 »» Day by Day, By Day, By Day . . .
Although someone shouted out "Fuck You, Hillary Clinton" during her first speech yesterday, Mrs. Clinton managed to remain vertical and not lose a shoe for brief periods of time on Thursday. The first hecklers have arrived at chez Clinton, hoping to see her drop dead on the spot. Never again will you see "Hectic Hillary" in this campaign : for 7 days - - - count 'em 7! - - - Hillary Clinton was a whirling dervish on the campaign trail until she collapsed into a twitching heap on September 11, 2016, the fourth anniversary of the Benghazi massacre (bad Karma, coming home to roost?).
What you are certain to get until Election Day is "Bits & Pieces" Hillary : two days of easy-does-it campaigning, interspersed with four solid days of total bed rest. The DNC is too afraid of her to kick her off the ticket. The Clinton machine has the power to kill beyond the grave! Will she debate Trump, via Skype®, from a hospital bed?
Pepe Tits
(Mrs. Clinton Readies Herself for Another Chest X-Ray)
In high schools across the land, kids are starting to tell "sick" Hillary jokes amongst themselves : WHAT KIND OF PIZZA DOES HILLARY CLINTON LIKE? LITTLE SEIZURES!
Casa Pepe

Sept. 15, 2016 »» The Way of Lennon or The Way of Harrison?
In 1966, 3 of the 4 Beatles discovered LSD : John Lennon, George Harrison, and Ringo Starr. Lennon and Harrison first tried a tiny bit of their sugar cube acid stash out on Ringo - - - Ringo being the unofficial food-taster for the Beatles (I'll take anything once just to see what it's like, Ringo is supposed to have said as he eagerly swallowed).
Ringo having survived this first Rock 'n Roll acid trip, more or less, John and George then plunged in. George, as one would expect, saw God in the shape of a Hindu fakir, floating through the clouds. John, as one would expect, suffered a prolonged series of bad reactions to the drug : once, inside an elevator, he went wild, thrashing about with his fists and screaming like a banshee, thinking that the paneling of the elevator was ferociously ablaze; another time, while walking along Oxford Street, he punched a newspaper-seller because he thought that his pocket was being picked (he had to buy all the innocent man's newspapers and leave a big tip for his victim after the police were called in!).
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Fifty years hence, Mrs. Clinton's physicians face a steep learning curve when it comes to applying drugs to their illustrious patient : in order to keep her from having seizures in public, do they up her dosage to the maximum or let it taper off slightly, when she is comfortably resting, well out of the public eye? The Way of Lennon or The Way of Harrison? To see Mrs. Clinton wearing little-round, blue John Lennon glasses on Sunday portends nothing but trouble! When she sits down to take a cup a tea, keep her away from the sugar cubes, by all means, and please do!
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Sept. 14, 2016 »» Manhattan Sunstroke Hits Bangor with a Vengeance!
The most recent Boston Globe "State of Maine" poll shows Mrs. Clinton beating NYC real-estate mogul Donald J. Trump by only 3% (42%-39%). This horrible polling result should bigly greatly concern the Clinton campaign.
In 2012, Fugazy beat Mittens going away - - - in the state of Maine - - - by 15% (56%-41%) in November of that year. Perhaps when they took the latest opinion poll in 2016 they missed large herds of moose, talking to their Canadian relatives on their cell phones or watching sheep porn on the Internet.
Remember, STRONGER TOGETHER (because you have to prop her up against the nearest bollard and wait patiently until the hospital van arrives!).
Hillary Body Double

Sept. 13, 2016 »» The Rockin' Pneumonia & The Boogie-Woogie Flu!

According to poetaster medical experts, it could take as long as six weeks to recover from even a mild case of the flu pneumonia. This probably means that Mrs. Clinton won’t be seen in the flesh before Halloween or All Saints’ Day! Time to send in the Body Double for the debates.

Can we also get another Body Double for Trump? One having blue concrete hair and looking like a turquoise Nazi frog from the neck down? The Lincoln-Douglas debates, you say? Why that’s too, too boring, chaps! Strictly vieux jeu, mes croulants!

Sept. 11, 2016 »» Hillary Faints at "Ground Zero" Ceremony . . .

This morning Hillary Clinton fainted dead away at the yearly Sept. 11th "Ground Zero" ceremony in Manhattan - - - she was quickly revived. Will the DNC try to keep her going, until Election Day, on a drip-cord or will Tim Kaine be permitted to move up a slot and Elizabeth Warren (aka Pocahontas) be allowed to become the new Veep nominee? Medical bulletins will not be posted on an hourly basis.
Now that Mrs. Clinton has been diagnosed with a "mild case of pneumonia," plans are being made to stage the forthcoming debates on separate stages : Donald Trump will be placed in the usual television studio; Hillary Clinton will be compelled to broadcast from a hospital oxygen tent - - - her drip-cord will double as a high frequency microphone.
An artificial heart machine will contain a one-way HD-camera. But if she slips into a mild coma during debate season, Election Day will be postponed and rescheduled to a future date to be determined by her attending physicians.
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September 10, 2016 »» A Fox Paw for Mrs. Clinton . . .

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Sad-Sack Third Party candidate Gary Johnson received 0.99% of the vote for President in 2012. He had hopes of reaching 15% in the early opinion polls, thereby gaining an entree into the televised Trump-Clinton debates. Right now, he's polling at about 7% but Johnson may be headed to 3% after professing ignorance of the existence of the war-torn Syrian city of Aleppo.

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But Mrs. Clinton may have committed an enormous fox paw faux pas of her own. Last night, in New York, she called half of all Trump voters a Basket of Deplorables.

Lately, Mrs. Clinton has been headed in a southerly direction in the polls : remarks of such a caustic nature do not promise to signal a change of course on her part any time soon! Always remember, STRONGER TOGETHER!

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(Inquiring Minds might want to known that FAUX PAS was pronounced FOX PAW by the aristocratic class in early 18th Century London.)

Sept. 10, 2016 »» Where The Dog-Tail Soup is Really Dog-Tail Soup . . .

In 2019, Shanghai is scheduled to host the World Dog Show. Only two prize ribbons will be awarded there : BEST IN SHOW and NEXT FOR DINNER.

Sept. 8, 2016 »» Hillary Rotten Clinton : Risen from The Dead!

Last night, on NBC, Hillary was fully conscious and non-fugal : She answered questions boldly and with conviction. She seemed to suffer neither seizures nor coughing jags. Today, She is scheduled to speak at the National Baptist Convention in Kansas City and show that even the Devil's Favorite Disciple has a Christian side. She used to take a week off between public appearances.
Why this sudden outburst of physical animation, Hillary? The Age of Wonder Drugs Miracles has not passed but gloriously returned in the guise of a Mao pants-suit!
This is certainly undeniable proof that Jesus FBI Director James Comey has come down from Heaven and breathed new life into the fossilized Dead - - - by resurrecting Hillary Rotten Dying Clinton's moribund presidential campaign! But She still stinks, after having been buried in the earth for so long a season! Hold your nose and vote for Her! Remember, STRONGER TOGETHER!
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Sept. 6, 2016 »» The Hillary Clinton Aphasia Watch . . .

Compared to today, medical science was primitive in 1919. During a presidential tour in September of 1919, President Woodrow Wilson suffered a minor stroke. Rushed back to Washington by train, Wilson suffered a second and much more serious stroke a month later, while attempting to recover from his previous stroke.

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Wilson's wife, fearing that her husband would be stripped of his power of office, refused to let Vice President Thomas Marshall - - - he of "What this country needs is a really good five-cent cigar!" fame - - - go to the President's bedside for a chat about legislation pending in Congress.

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Mrs. Wilson even sent Democrat party bosses a message that her husband was willing to be nominated for a third term in 1920, which must have been the biggest unfunny joke ever told in Washington up to that time!

Thanks to modern medicine, the minor stroke that Hillary Clinton suffered in December of 2012 never developed into a second, major stroke soon after. Her doctors have kept her doped up to the gills with strong drugs, but the loss of balance, the head-seizures, the blank stares, the coughing fits, the loss of speech, the falls and, above all, the constant presence of a special "Secret Service Agent" with a "needle pen," in case of a sudden and severe medical emergency, put on public display the precariousness of Mrs. Clinton's current physical condition. If she wins in November, it is not a question of if but when, Section 4 of the 25th Amendment to the US Constitution is invoked.

Is Huma Worried?

Sept. 5, 2016 » Super-Predators Coming Home to Roost?

In just the last ten days the Black vote for Hillary Clinton has taken a sudden downward spiral. Polls in Florida, Ohio, Pennsylvania, and Virginia once showed her getting 92% of the Black vote.

But now her average poll ranking, among Black voters, has descended to 70%, seemingly over night. In this Internet age, news, good or bad, travels fast. In the blink of an eye, Hillary's 1996 "Super-Predators" speech has become infamous through out the Black community.

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Most of the "missing" 22% say that they certainly won't vote for Trump but will either stay home on Election Day or write-in a vote for Michael Brown or the name of a dead Black Panther from the Sixties. Hillary Clinton meet the "SOUL ON ICE" vote and it's coming for you!

It is high time for all good Super-Predators to take their revenge on bad old White ladies who talk dirty to Wall Street bankers for twenty minutes for hefty contributions to THE CLINTON FOUNDATION! The Super-Predators are coming home to roost!

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Sept. 3, 2016 »» Hillary Thinks She's a Parrot . . .

. . . when somebody from Black Lives Matter or George Soros approaches her with a small butter cracker and a large campaign contribution.

But when an FBI agent comes calling, she says that she can't remember a blessed thing because of the bump on the head she got in December, 2012.

Getting Really Fat!

Hillary is still looking for her billing records that she lost in 1996. She can't remember where she put them - - - probably another bump on the head - - - you know, DCCHS (Delayed Concussion Crooked Hillary Syndrome)!

Aug. 28, 2016 »» Random Thoughts for a Disjointed Campaign . . .

The French, about thirty years ago, used to be bothered by old female politicians who had their hands in the public till : Elle avait l'air assez véreux pour son âge!, (She looks too crooked for her age!).  The French were more accepting of public corruption among old men rather than old women, you see. Perhaps times have change since this aphorism was in vogue in the Hexagon.

The people standing in line, waiting to be admitted to hear Hillary Clinton's speech about the "alt-Right," were either old women, with apparently nothing better to do, or young men from the local construction unions. The old women looked like decaying Zombies who had great trouble expressing themselves coherently. The young men looked scared and nervous. Voila! Hillary's base!

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If the Trump campaign doesn't spend ad-money showing Hillary, circa 1996, talking about young Black men being "Super-Predators who must be brought to heel," then the only conclusion that one should reach is that the Trump campaign is being run by operatives who want to lose.

Stylish Parisian women, about thirty years ago, went through Winter and early Spring wearing an expensive silk, soft-colored foulard (scarf) in order to protect their expensive hair-dos from the elements. Now the only scarfs that one sees in Paris these days look like disgusting, filthy black rags. They are called le foulard islamique (the Islamic scarf) or le foulard blindé (the bullet-proof scarf). Yes, times do change - - - particularly when they have been unceremoniously pushed along, thanks to uncontrolled Third-World immigration.

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Aug. 27, 2016 »» Feed the Trombone! Feed the Trombone!

With the Left, it's all about the smokescreen. In a span of just 3 days the Reuters/Ipsos poll shows Hillary beating Trump by only 5% rather than 12%. There was no earth-shaking event in the campaign that would explain such a sudden and drastic change in its poll.

Muslims on the

The only change could have been that such ridiculous polling results are now being shown up to be utterly phony. The Reuters/Ipsos people had to make a sudden "readjustment" in their cock-eyed polling results. But Hillary is still ahead and that's what really counts! You go, Al Capone Girl!!!

Aug. 24, 2016 »» Part 463 : Cooking the Books . . .

Monmouth has a new poll out for the race in Ohio. It shows Hillary beating Trump, 43% to 39% in "weighted data" even though the "raw data" shows Trump beating Hillary 41%-39%. How did Monmouth whip up its "weighted data?" As Shakespeare once said : Thereby lies a tale.
In the 2012 presidential election in Ohio, Obama beat Romney 51% to 48% (1% : Other). According to the exit polls of a sample of all 5,580,822 voters (67% Election-Day Turnout of 100% all registered voters voting), 64% of 100% registered Republicans, 66% of 100% registered Democrats, and 70% of 100% registered Independents cast their ballots in Ohio on Election Day, 2012.
In the 2016 Monmouth "raw" poll showing Trump ahead by 2%, the party break-down is Republican 33.3%; Democrat 29.3%; and Independent 35.6%. In the 2016 Monmouth "weighted" poll showing Hillary Clinton ahead of Donald Trump by 4%, the party break-down is Republican 29%; Democrat 33%; and Independent 37%. Clinton always wins if you know how to do it in the Lying Press. Easy-Peazy, Lemon-Squeezy!
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The Future is already here.
It has just not been evenly dis
tributed yet.

- - - William Gibson.

August 23, 2016 »» They Stole Kennedy's Brain!

One day in 1966, an employee of the National Archives took a refrigerated jar, containing President John F. Kennedy's shattered brain, and walked off with it. Twelve years later, forensic examiners, working for a special Congressional committee investigating the events of Nov. 22, 1963 in Dallas, sent a written request to the National Archives for the brain. The Curator of the National Archives wrote back to Capitol Hill, stating that National Archives staff in 1966 were too embarrassed to admit that the brain in question had been stolen.

Here Comes Hillary . . .
                                          Run Away!

Now we learn that files regarding the Vince Foster "suicide" case have gone missing - - - completely vanished! Quick, somebody check Hillary Clinton's extra-plus panties! Maybe that's what she's been hiding in her pants suit all these years!

August 22, 2016 »» Bring Out Your Dead.

While lower Louisiana was undergoing torrential rains and floods last week, Barack Obama was on vacation, playing golf; and Hillary Clinton was attending private fund-raisers for her campaign, where the price of admission was a mere $100,000 a plate for starters. If either one of them had dared to go down to witness last week's Bayou devastation, as Trump had done, even the floating bones of the Louisiana dead would have booed and cursed them.

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Nazi collaborator and exchange manipulator George Soros, of BLM and last year's 1 million strong Syrian "refugee" invasion of Germany, was kind enough to take time out from his busy schedule and stuff money into Mrs. Clinton's over-flowing bent purse last week. What a guy and what a money-grubbing old bitch!

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Aug. 19, 2016 »» Hillary's Tomb : The Road Show . . .

Yesterday, according the Clinton campaign, Mrs. Hillary Clinton was in Montana with the Capital One shill, Jennifer Garner, raising funds. All photos were posed and suitably air-brushed. There is nothing scheduled for Friday or Saturday. These are "maintenance days," set aside to allow the twitching waxen figure to recover and to repair the accrued damage of a long campaign. On Sunday, August 21st, Mrs. Clinton is supposed to be in Provincetown, Mass., with Cher, for fundraising and then the bier will be shipped south to be put on display in Atlanta, Ga. for more fundraising.

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Our Great Leader Valdimir U. Lenin may have left us, Comrades, but he lives on in our hearts, always! You may approach the preserved corpse, Comrades, but no camera flashes, please! Sudden LED radiation could irreparably damage the protective patina which protects Our Great Leader's lifeless face!

Aug. 17, 2016 »» The Democrats : A 1944 Redux?

Democrat politicians and ward-heelers circled anxiously around President Roosevelt in 1944, knowing that he was dying. The first order of business was to get Vice President Henry Wallace off the ticket. Wallace was a big Comrade Stalin supporter and a dreamy mystic, given to long speeches and private letters, which became public, about worlds beyond average human comprehension and the necessity to pay a short visit to these special worlds every now & then. US Senator Harry Truman, a reliable machine politician out of Kansas City, would prove to be a safe replacement at the bottom of the ticket. But the most important task immediately ahead was to keep FDR alive until Election Day.

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Roosevelt was permitted to make only a few campaign appearances, mostly in New York City. The fact that one campaign stop was made in a moderate drizzle seemed to prove to the gullible that "The Boss" was in "A-Number One" condition. Roosevelt was re-elected in 1944 for the fourth time. He even made it alive to Inauguration Day, January 20, 1945, but he died in April, 1945 of a massive stroke, brought on by a sudden rising spike of high blood pressure.

To see Hillary Clinton stumble from railing to chair to table and then back to chair, in order to maintain her unsteady balance, the other day in Scranton, certainly rekindled memories of 1944. Everyone in the DNC is crossing their fingers, hoping that she won't wind in a wheelchair, guided from campaign stop to campaign stop, a "magic syringe" at the ready, hidden just out of sight! You can make it, girl - - - even if we have to dope you up to the gills to force you to crawl to the finish line! We'll worry about afterwards, afterwards! Didn't Mrs. Wilson take charge after Woodrow wound up bed-ridden from a stroke in 1919, when he was campaigning hard for re-election in 1920? Oh, No! : here comes a day-time nightmare! Here comes Slick Willie's third term!

August 15, 20016 »» Going Off the Gold Standard . . .

In 1933, FDR made it illegal for everyone except dentists and coin collectors (only coins minted in 1932 or earlier were deemed legal to collect) to own gold. On August 15, 1971, President Nixon refused to honor paper dollars, held overseas by foreign central banks, for gold, through physical redemption of the New York branch of the Federal Reserve Bank (a private banking cartel).
Congress was not even consulted but completely ignored (Obama is not the first President to go unconstitutional!). The purchasing power of $1.00 in 1971 has shrunk to 17¢ in 2016! The catchphrase "sound as a dollar and as good as gold" has a hollow and laughable ring nowadays!
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Aug. 15, 2016 »» According to the NY Times : Paul Manafort = Bent!

Today's editions of the New York Times claim that Donald Trump's campaign manager pocketed $12.7 million from the leading Ukrainian pro-Russian political party, during the period of 2007-2012 (a 2013 CIA-Soros coup sent all pro-Russian political parties a-packing from Kiev in that year). The Times says it has seen a "secret ledger" proving the facts of its "exclusive" story - - - it has no hard proof that Manafort actually banked $12.7 million, in full, for his services as a "political consultant." The $100,000 in bribes that Hillary Clinton took during 1977-79 showed up in real Chicago Mercantile Exchange documents ($40,000 was "parked" in a separate account). Perhaps there is an additional $12.6 million somewhere, somewhere else - - - on a Chicago Mercantile Exchange secret ledger and some of it was parked, à la Hillary!


August 14, 2016 »» Bobby Dee Forgets His Greatest Role!
A certain actor, who is a big booster for Hillary Clinton, says that Mr. Donald J. Trump is real crazy, as in as crazy as the taxi driver in Taxi Driver. But this certain actor forgets that Hillary Clinton is real crooked, as in as crooked as Al Capone in The Untouchables - - - the Feds couldn't manage to lay a finger on him! But Eliot Ness and his motley group of take-no-prisoners guys managed to bust Big Al for his "missing" e-mails in the last reel! Justice always triumphs in the end! Got that, Bobby Dee?!

Aug. 11, 2016 »» Hey, Did You Know that June is Assassination Month in Cali?
The American public first really got to know Hillary Clinton's dodgy morals when her 1978 bribe-taking activities at the Chicago Mercantile Exchange were exposed by the Washington Post in its May 27, 1994 editions. It seems that she was allowed to purchase a $12,000 cattle futures contract for a reduced margin-payment of only $1,000. After the purchase of the $12,000 $1,000 futures contract, she accrued a profit of almost $100,000 on that one futures contract in less than a period of ten months. But the funny thing was that this particular futures contract did not pay out in full - - - to wit, it paid out a mere $60,000; Leo Melamed was gracious enough to "park" an additional $40,000 in Mrs. Clinton's trading account.
Leo Melamed coincidentally happened to be the Chairman of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange and when the Chairman of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange "parks" in your account you get to drive off with, tips and gratuities included! is simply wonderful! An old May, 2008 video has surfaced in which Mrs. Clinton laughingly talks about June being "Assassination Month" in California. The Barack Obama inference is quite clear to all but the willfully deaf! Nothing to see here, folks! Move along! Move along! These are not the Droids you're looking for!
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(and when you stop staring, you can march right over to the bar and buy her fake tits a drink!)

Aug. 10, 2016 »» Game Over for Trump . . . in August?

In December 2012, Hillary Clinton suddenly found herself in urgent need of emergency medical treatment. Later, her doctors would claim that she had suffered a blood clot in her right transverse venous sinus, which is located at the lower front of a person’s brain. Her doctors would further claim that she had been prescribed anti-coagulant medication, in order to discourage her former condition from developing anew. During the whole of 2013, Hillary Clinton was seldom seen in public. Occasionally, her haggard appearance would be photographed and show up in the scandal press - - - the scandal press meaning the cover of the National Enquirer. But when her appearance became more presentable and less frightening in 2014, she started giving paid speeches in front of sympathetic audiences such as Goldman Sachs and meeting with foreign dictators, who had funneled millions through THE CLINTON FOUNDATION, since 2009, in expectation of attentive rewards in 2017.

Whatever medication Hillary Clinton was taking before, in the last few weeks it seems to have lost most of its immediate or salubrious efficacy. The adult diaper, that she is wearing, appears to be filling up during her campaign-speaking engagements, so much so that audience members in the front rows of her rallies have gotten a good whiff of her diaper's blooming olfactory pungency. She misreads lines on the Teleprompter or she blanks out completely. One of her Secret Service bodyguards is not merely performing the service of a bodyguard but is always present with a so-called "Needle Pen" in case Mrs. Clinton should have an uncontrollable seizure which would certainly demand on-the-spot emergency medical attention. November 8th, Election Day, is three months off. Can a doped-up and sedated to-the-gills Hillary Clinton be kept on her feet until then?

Mr. Donald J. Trump is suffering from Diarrhea of the Mouth, a minor congenital condition, which is impossible to cure. Mrs. Hillary Clinton will turn 69 years old in October. Her mortal dissolution probably will not take place before then. But it cannot be denied that her overall health is rapidly deteriorating. No prescribed dosage of anti-coagulants, high or low, will deny Father Time his just due. All of us will meet Him, of a sudden moment or after a period of gradual or rapid dissolution at the inevitable end of Life’s Journey. That blank stare, which one can read in Hillary Clinton’s face, is a gaze which speaks poetic volumes : Death, with his heavy hand at thy throat, cometh breathing fierce and sendeth thee to thy Long Home . . .

August 9, 2016 »» A Coup in the Air?
According to the Clinton campaign and the New York Post, Mr. Donald J. Trump has suggested, while campaigning in Wilmington, North Carolina, that if Hillary Clinton gets to appoint left-of-red judges to the US Supreme Court, her life won't be worth a plugged nickel. That's what really sucks about Third World immigration. When you take in Third World immigrants, your politicians turn into banana-republic buffoons. With just three months left to go, this presidential campaign has yet to become boring. What will Mr. Donald J. Trump say next to top his latest verbal outrage! Where will the Secret Service change Hillary's adult diapers? - - - in the middle of a rally when the hellish stench emitting from her becomes too over-powering to humanly bear? Will her handlers fly to her rescue with "The Needle Pen" in just enough time to short-circuit her next convulsive seizure before she swallows her cup of cold chai along with her pock-marked tongue? This country has certainly come a long way since the Lincoln-Douglas debates! In 1858, 25% of the country could actually read and write!


Aug. 5, 2016 »» In Your Guts You Know He's Nuts! Daisy Girls for Hillary . . .
This morning Mr. Donald J. Trump bombed a Walmart in Kokomo, Indiana.
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There was an illegal pregnant Mexican woman stealing a bag of frozen string beans in the food aisle.
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It had to be done. There was just no other way around it. Isn't national security job one?
Hillary Clinton has the morals of a self-flagellating Portuguese nun. She should. She's part Jewish!

August 5, 2016 »» A "Push Poll" Against Trump . . .

Sometimes, during a presidential campaign, a polling concern will conduct what is known as a “Push Poll.” A Push Poll is different than a so-called regular poll in that manipulators, who undertake to conduct push-polling, hope to achieve a contrived result, in short, they’re looking to favor one candidate over the other at the end of their exertions.

Getting Old

The recent Marist poll of the presidential race is an excellent example of a "Push Poll." The Marist poll has Hillary Clinton beating Donald Trump by 15 percentage points, 48% to 33%. It was conducted during the period of August 1 through August 3. The Marist pollers claim that 983 respondents were quizzed for their presidential preference. Marist also claims that the margin of error in their poll is 3.1%. This most recent Marist poll has Hillary Clinton gaining 12% over their previous poll. Such a wide swing in such a brief period of time should raise suspicions. It appears that Marist pollees were bullied into repudiating their former support of Trump. Not by changing over to Hillary completely, but by switching to declaring to be undecided and confused. In the Marist poll, Hillary rose only slightly over the previous poll - - - with Trump falling precipitously.

In the LA Times poll, taken during the period of July 30 through August 3, Hillary Clinton is beating Donald Trump by only 1%, 45% to 44%. The LA Times claims that their poll has a margin of error of 3% and that 2,175 respondents were questioned for their presidential preference. The difference between the LA Times poll and the Marist poll was that respondents, who said they were for Trump, were not bullied into declaring that they become undecided. The recent gain that Hillary Clinton made in the Times poll was purely at the expense of Donald Trump, that is to say, one-time Trump voters now were declaring that they wanted to vote for Hillary in November. The LA Times pollers, in getting their final poll results, had avoided using the bullying methods that Marist had gleefully deployed.

In delivering a phony result, the Marist pollers have utterly discredited themselves. The Lefty media bias is so palpable against Trump that one can box out the many madman ravings if you have a mind to. Push Polls are meant to change the shape and the over-arching tenor of a political race. You know who Marist is pushing for.

Remember a few months back when the Pope said the Trump was not a good Christian? When will the Pope get involved in hiring Marist? Remember when Hillary claimed to be part Jewish? That turned out to be a lie as is the usual case with her. (But the Pope was telling the truth about Trump). Is Hillary a paid-in-full member of the “Synagogue of Satan?” Will she suspend her campaign to observe Yom Kippur? Inquiring minds want to know!

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ADDENDUM : No, medical Science knows of no instance in which a human tongue, because his or her owner was a proven congenital liar, committed suicide. If Hillary Clinton's tongue does commit suicide, she would become a unique freak of nature, a first in the grisly annuls of clinical observation. Could her tongue pull off such a miraculous feat? We must wait in attendance and see if nature takes its dreadful and ironic course!

The Line Up - - -
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With the Election Already in the Bag,

Hillary Starts Choosing her Cabinet.

August 3, 2016 »» A Minor Bump in the Road?

In order to make the country forget the unmitigated disaster that was the DNC convention, the Democrats called upon the media to pull its chestnuts out of the fire. The media have done an admirable job of doing so. Attacks against Trump, since Friday morning, have been sloppy and unrelenting, but quite effective. Trump has lost about four or five points in the polls. But there may be a little bump in the road which might, just might, slow down the Jackass hate-wagon.

This morning’s Wall Street Journal has a front-page story about the Obama Administration’s recent payment of $400 million, in cash, to the government of Iran. In January, this money was laundered through CIA banks in the Netherlands and Switzerland. On that very same day, upon which the $400 million dollars in Euros arrived, on pallets, in Tehran for 4 Iranian hostages, the hostages, who were holding American passports, were immediately released - - - how's that for cash & carry! As they say in Langley, the CIA takes care of its own! Imagine if this had been a Republican Administration! The hue and cry coming from Capitol Hill would have been deafening! Cash for Hostages, would have been the universal Jackass word-gas! The President must be impeached before sundown!

Now repeat after me : Hillary Clinton is the most qualified, the most compassionate, the most experienced, the best in terms of morals, the best in terms of seeing through walls; and, when she was in college, she played pickup basketball with other Lesbians and was well adjusted socially, according to her Marxist professors. There can be no doubt, if you are a sane and responsible voter, you will cast your ballot for her on November 8th because Mr. Donald J. Trump is a monster and a madman and he always tells little babies to shut-up or he'll make them shut-up. Case closed.

Hillary in a Cage - - -
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August 2, 2016 »» Fit To Be Tied!
It has become an almost hourly occurrence : the slightest mention of the word "Trump" triggers fits of insane and ungovernable rage among the Democrat media and politicians. Yes, Mitt Romney had good reason to be frightened. During the 2012 primary season, Romney went after his Republican opponents with a verbal meat-ax (Rick Perry still bears the scars!). But during the General Election campaign he ran and hid, the only exception being the first presidential debate - - - but such was the obloquy heaped upon him thereafter, he became docile again, cowardice being the best insurance for survival or so he thought. The result of Romney's timidity was that Candy Crowley came to consider Mittens fair game, dropping Obama's coat and attacking Mittens herself! The poor man never knew what hit him! (It was big and soft but strangely hard)!

Aug. 2, 2016 »» The Democrats : Having a Nervous Breakdown.

Over the last few days the TeeVee Democrats have made quite a spectacle of themselves over Mr. Donald J. Trump. It appears that he made a casually slighting remark about an old woman who stood by her husband last week at the DNC, dressed up in Muslim garb. He did not comment about the Muslim garb, per se,  but he did say a little something about the old woman's general demeanor. He said that she might have remained silent - - - while her fulminating Muslim husband yowled away - - - perhaps for Muslim religious reasons. The old woman later spoke up for herself and said that she chose to refrain from speaking, not for Muslim religious reasons, but rather that she had chosen not to speak for health reasons. She said that she is a constant sufferer of dangerous hypertension and to speak would have put her general well-being in a most dreadful position : she feared she might have swooned away, right there on the DNC podium and under those blazing hot lights! This old woman in Muslim garb should not be impugned for suffering from hypertension. Some who suffer from the malady of dangerous hypertension are constrained to guard against the onset of explosive emotions. A sudden surge of dangerous high blood pressure is most certainly not an occasion for mockery, even from Mr. Donald J. Trump. Have you no sense of decency, Sir! We mean WOW and TRIPLE WOW!

Over the last few days, it is the TeeVee Democrats, who have made themselves strong candidates for clinical observation or even possible involuntary confinement. It is Mr. Donald J. Trump, they sputter and froth, who has gone beyond the pale and sent American political discourse into the molten pits of Hell Fire, ABANDON HOPE, ALL YE WHO ENTER HERE!!! At this rate, no TeeVee Democrat will make it to November 8th without being wrestled to the ground & placed in a straight-jacket! If Mr. Donald J. Trump keeps talking, this Great Nation will go Mad, absolutely Mad!

August 1, 2016  »» Surrogates . . .

Since the second Clinton Administration, a time when Monica Lewinsky bestrode the earth like an oral-sex Colossus, the Democrats have used jabbering surrogates in a most lavish fashion. They could do so because the Lefty media was constantly at the Democrats’ elbow, gleefully urging these surrogates on. It was of no matter that Bill Clinton had perjured himself in the testimony he gave in a federal sexual-harassment lawsuit. According to the Lefty media, Clinton was being persecuted by stained Peeping Toms, all avid readers of Hustler on the sly.

This weekend a Muslim father, of a soldier killed in 2004, has accused Donald Trump of being ignorant of the provisions of the United States Constitution as well as being in possession of “a Black Soul.” It seems of no matter that this latest surrogate of Al Capone Hillary Clinton, who voted for the 2003 invasion of Iraq, has failed to notice that Hillary played a leading Senatorial role in a poignantly homespun drama, when she eagerly cast her vote for invasion. But facts and reality, with the Clintons, are not close friends but extremely distant relations who live on different planets.

The three card Monte game, which is the 2016 Clinton campaign, is now well and truly underway. The e-mail scandal is still there. The Loretta Lynch and Bill Clinton pow-wow on the tarmac is still there. The painful fact, that during her time as Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton traveled the world in amorous pursuit of Third World dictators and their baksheesh is still there. The appalling spectacle of Hillary Clinton meeting the coffins of four dead Americans, fresh from Benghazi, and assuring the parents of the fallen that it was a YouTube video and not her incompetence and neglect, which doomed their sons to the hands of a bloodthirsty terrorizing mob, is there for all the world to see and witness. In comparison, Lady Macbeth was a shrinking violet who liked to drink her lukewarm tea while holding an elevated pinkie aloft!

Meanwhile, the Hillary campaign trudged through Ohio this weekend. Faithful Democrats came out to greet her in small groups counted in their dozens - - - not the thousands or tens of thousands, unlike the massive crowds which habitually attend Trump rallies. Hillary needs surrogates desperately but will her surrogates ultimately fray America’s patience? When will the Trump campaign run an ad about the hundred-thousand-dollar bribe Hillary pocketed after it was funneled through Chicago Mercantile Exchange in 1977, in the form of cattle futures? Hillary claimed she read a hot tip in the Wall Street Journal and that very day caught a hopping Leprechaun! How many times have we seen this movie in which Bill or Hillary plays the innocently set-upon and the grossly aggrieved? Hillary Clinton, that well-known Paragon of Virtue, has obviously been assigned a role which she cannot convincingly play. The Lefty media never stops trying to hoodwink the feeble-minded. Will undecided voters tune out before Election Day? Isn’t 2016 the Year of the Moron in the Chinese calendar?

July 30, 2016 »» Inter-Mixture with Neanderthals?
A woman, whose role-model is Al Capone, was nominated for The Office of The Presidency of the United States of America on Thursday night in Philadelphia. How did this come to pass? How have circumstances conspired to make such a monstrous thing occur?
There is a current hypothesis, that has gained much credence in the day & hours since Thursday night : perhaps there took place a secret inter-mixture between Homo sapiens & Neanderthals in the City of Chicago in The Year of Our Lord, 1947. For the first time in over 25,000 years, a Neanderthal had unceremoniously crossed over and forced itself into an evolved blood-line, forsaking the brutish copulation among apes for the sweet embrace of the human form. Has anything so strange and so unexpected ever been recorded in the closed Chronicles of Human Evolution?
Such horrendous miscegenation should have been immediately reported to the proper Chicago hygienic authorities but, for some unknown reason, was not. What man has neglected, only The Almighty can correct. On November 8th, American pray for Deliverance at the polls! It must be Trump and - - - believe, you me - - - he knows a thing or two about fornicating Neanderthals (we've seen some of his ex-girl friends)!

Night of July 27, 2016 »»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»»» (DNC EXTRA SPECIAL).

According to the Hillary Clinton Campaign, Mr. Donald J. Trump has been working with the ROOSKIES all along in the tapping of her government private e-mail. But there seems to be a slight flaw in logic, however. Didn't Hillary claim in March of 2015 that her government private e-mail contained only information about yoga classes and wedding guest lists? Which is why she deleted about 33,000 government private e-mails in the first place? Otherwise, deleting 33,000 government private e-mails would have been a criminal act according to the US Code. Are Mr. Donald J. Trump and the Rooskies interested in Hillary's TOP SECRET private yoga classes? Will Trump be arrested by the FBI or Lorreta Lynch before Election Day? Inquiring Minds Want to Know!!!

July 27, 2016 » The DNC : An Old Dog, Grown Tired & Toothless . . .
Setting to one side the damning DNC e-mails, revealing the rigging of the primary season against Bernie Sanders, the 2016 DNC convention has been a huge flop so far.
In 1952, even after holding the White House for an unbroken skein of 20 years, the Democrats, in bombastic speech after bombastic speech, lashed into the Republicans and "The Party of Wall Street" without mercy, giving no ground and affording no quarter. There was plenty of spunk and plenty of political spirit to be seen and heard at the 1952 Jackass pow-wow, making for excellent oratory theater!
In 2016, the DNC convention is nothing but a hall of desiccated, fat mummies, hardly moving and barely exhaling. No wonder the Sanders delegates hissed and booed and then walked out! The scent of formaldehyde was definitely in the air. Premature political death is said to be catching; but seated atop Trump Tower, there is an old man, with funny hair, licking his expensive choppers at the advantageous prospect of November 8th!

July 22, 2016 »» Mighty White of Her?
Next week's BLM DNC convention in Philadelphia must be worrying Mrs. Clinton quite a bit. How might she cancel out at least some of its grossest and more deleterious effects and features? All rumors point to the future fact that she will pick Virginia's US Senator Tim Kaine as her running mate.
Kaine is strictly Wall Street and "free trade" right down the line (all Washington Dems are Open Borders!). His skin is a whiter shade of pale. If Kaine is her guy, the Bernie Sanders maniacs will be very, very unhappy.
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July 22, 2016 »» Donald Trump : Candidate of the Apocalypse.
The World According to the Washington Post. WOW and WOW again! Hillary gets her WOW finish!

July 17, 2016 »» Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Kill!
In the hours after the Nice truck-mowing massacre, the Prime Minister of France advised the general population that atrocities committed by Third Worlders had become a regular feature of everyday life in France. In a nutshell, he seemed to be saying : get used to the Third-World induced slaughter and stop complaining about it and live your life with a smile on your face until your luck runs out!
Is it just Trump voters or has it now become a general notion with even "left-leaning independents" that the Western nations are currently being run by a closed club of sociopathic homicidal maniacs who have managed to insinuate themselves into political office with the loving assistance of the lying press?!

July 16, 2016 »» That's Not Who We Are!
After he goes back to smoking two packs of cigarettes a today, and when his brain dries up, and when he goes senile, and even when he forgets all Koranic passages that he memorized in Indonesia as a child, Fugazy, until the moment he takes his dying breath, will remember one seemingly magical phrase, above all others, even after his mind has been completely wiped of all English utterance and only incoherent grunts and curses are left to him with which to make sound :