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WASHINGTON, DC - - - NOV. 3, 2015. [From the editions of THE WASHINGTON POST] The Department of Veterans Affairs has suspended a relocation program used by two senior executives to obtain more than $400,000 in questionable moving expenses and moved to discipline the officials, a senior agency leader said Monday. Danny Pummill, acting undersecretary for benefits, told lawmakers on the House Veterans’ Affairs Committee that VA is “doing a re­look at moving programs throughout the agency” and reconsidering how it promotes and transfers senior executives, “so everything is being done for the right reasons.” [Senior executives abused their positions to get plum jobs and perks, watchdog says] “We weren’t paying attention to everything we should have been paying attention to,” Pummill said. “We need to do a better job of that.” Congress is investigating the executives for allegedly abusing their positions to get plum jobs and perks, part of a pattern of unjustified moving incentives and transfers identified by VA’s watchdog. The committee subpoenaed Pummill, the executives and the two lower­ranking regional benefits managers they forced to accept job transfers against their will, according to investigators. But the executives, Diana Rubens and Kimberly Graves, refused to testify, telling the committee they were asserting their Fifth Amendment rights under the Constitution to protect themselves against self­incrimination. [Lawmakers demand answer from VA on “shockingly unethical misuse of funds" by executives] Rubens, director of the Philadelphia regional office for the Veterans Benefits Administration, and Graves, director of the St. Paul, Minn., regional office for the VBA, face possible criminal prosecution.

Pummill said their punishment for administrative misconduct will be one of the first cases handled under a new law that speeds up dismissals and other discipline against VA senior executives, who now have far fewer appeal rights than they once did. Pummill replaced Allison Hickey, who was forced to resign after the report by the inspector general’s office recommended VA take administrative action against her for poor oversight of the relocation program. [Relocation program for executives should be scrutinized across government, watchdog says] He declined to say what action the agency is taking against Rubens and Graves, who kept their salaries of $181,497 and $173,949, respectively, even though the new positions they took had less responsibility, overseeing a fraction of the employees at lower pay levels. Between salary increases and relocation expenses, the VBA spent $1.8 million to reassign 23 senior executives from fiscal 2013 to fiscal 2015, investigators found. In all but two cases, the new jobs came with pay raises, despite a White House­imposed freeze on senior executives’ pay — and a widely publicized ban on bonuses stemming from a backlog of outstanding claims for disability benefits. “VA exists for veterans, not for itself or the unjust enrichment of its senior employees,” the committee’s chairman, Rep. Jeff Miller (R­Fla.), said of the scheme.

Acting inspector general Linda Halliday disclosed in September that Rubens and Graves “inappropriately used their positions of authority for personal and financial benefit” when they forced lower­ranking officials to transfer out of their positions and then filled the vacancies themselves. Pummill said the agency has suspended its relocation program pending a review of how effectively it’s being monitored. The program, run by the General Services Administration, pays private contractors a 27 percent fee to sell homes of senior executives who switch jobs. But it is supposed to be used only rarely for hard­to­fill jobs; Rubens and Graves sought out their new assignments. Linda Halliday told the committee that while VA should make multiple changes to its transfer and relocation programs for senior executives, the most critical change will be ensuring that those who abused the program are punished. “What about the culture change?” Rep. Dan Benishek (R­Mich.) asked Pummell. His response was candid. “It’s devastating that the senior leaders are not held as accountable as the lowest people in the organization,” he said, acknowledging VA’s persistent problems with morale. He said Sloan Gibson, the agency’s second in command, “understands that we have an accountability problem.” “We pay out of a lot of money,” Pummill said. “We have to be accountable to the Congress of the United States.”

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Or whether the weather be hot,
Whatever the weather
We'll weather the weather
Whether we like it or not.

March 20, 2016 >> Finally, A Plan that Just Might Work!
Ex-Texas Gov. Rick Perry showed up at a Ted Cruz rally, the other night, looking like Willem Dafoe. Yes, The RE (republican establishment) is desperate to stop Donald J. Trump - - - at all costs!
There is even talk about co-opting the Libertarian Party and getting ex-Oklahoma Senator Tom Coburn to run as its standard bearer, even though the newspapers have reported that Coburn is dying of prostate cancer. The Libertarian Party candidate usually gets less than 0.3% of the presidential vote. Coburn might draw an extra 2.00%, come November. The Dump-Trumpers probably haven't realized yet that 97.7% of the country don't know who the hell Tom Coburn is!

March 17, 2016 > > The Republicans' Hillary Problem . . .
The Republicans in Congress face a yuge huge problem : do they impeach Hillary when she is nominated this Summer or do they wait until she is inaugurated next January? Another question : Can the Arkansas Parole Board grant permission to an ex-con, now out on work-release, to run for President of the United States while she is living in a halfway house in New York? Just asking!

March 17, 2016 > > Forward, Brothers & Sisters!
In June of 1950, Vito Marcantonio, the "American Labor Party" (meaning Stalin Communist) Congressman from East Harlem (NY), accused South Korea of invading North Korea! He lost his bid for re-election that November. Until Obama's 2009 Inauguration, Washington City had never known a politician as hard-line to the Left or as rabidly radical. The Republican majority in the US Senate is supposed to hold hearings on Fugazy's new Supreme Court nominee?! Pull the other one!

March 16, 2016 >> The Cuck & The Conservatives . . .
The basic facts of the 1860 Republican Convention are well known : the two leading candidates for the GOP presidential nomination, William Seward (New York) and Abraham Lincoln (Illinois) placed first and second, respectively, on the 1st ballot (Seward : 173.5; Lincoln : 102). By the 2nd ballot, the real horse-trading would begin. At a time when the President of the United States had the direct power to hand out approximately 80,000 well-paid federal jobs, from official rat-catcher at the Treasury Dept. to Ambassador to France, party delegates were on a constant hunt for political favors. On the 3rd ballot in 1860, Abraham Lincoln decisively beat William Seward 349-111.5 and copped the Republican nomination because the Lincoln men simply out-promised the Seward men. Lincoln goes on to win in November and the Treasury Dept.'s Democrat rat-catcher is out of a job in March of 1861 and the US Embassy in Paris experiences a big turnover in staff at the same time. Case closed!
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Hugh Hewitt has a lowly rated radio show. Lately, he keeps repeating the cock-and-bull story that Lincoln was a "dark horse" candidate in 1860 and that he only came in fourth on the 1st ballot. Nothing could be further from the truth. Why is Hugh Hewitt lying about a commonly known historical fact? It seems that Hewitt wants to see a brokered convention this year in Cleveland. Jeb Bush or Marco Rubio, as the GOP nominee for the General Election, would be Hugh Hewitt's idea of Sweet Paradise in Cuck Land. Please turn off Hugh Hewitt. He endorsed the Gang of Eight bill in 2013 and so did Eric Cantor. Once a Cuck always a Cuck and by their Cucks ye shall know them!

March 14, 2016 >> Towards a Third World "United States" . . .
In 1960 and 1964, the American electorate was approximately 95% White and the White vote closely followed the overall electoral results. Jack Kennedy got 50.1% of the overall General Election vote in 1960 and 49% of the White vote (Nixon received 49.9% of the overall vote and 51% of the White vote). Lyndon Johnson got 61.3% of the overall General Election vote in 1964 and 59% of the White vote (Goldwater received 38.7% of the overall vote and 41% of the White vote).

In 2016, the Republican candidate needs to draw about 62% or 63% of the White vote in order to eke out a narrow victory, which is what Reagan got in 1984 in a landslide over Mondale (Romney got only 58% of the White vote in 2012). For Republicans, there will be no more national landslides, thanks to the Immigration Act of 1965. But there well may be a South American style coup d'état in the not so distant future. That seems certain. Only the exact nature of the coup d'état and what will its precise nature and form will take shall be left to the future to tell. When a country imports the Third World, it gets the Third World in all its unpleasant aspects, lock, stock, and smoking barrel - - - to wit, force at the business end of a gun. A Hillary Clinton victory in November will bring that inevitable day much closer in the nearness of time. Force and Power are married at the hip in the Third World. Importing the Third World effectively means instituting a shifting and wobbly dictatorship among constantly warring racial groupings. Haiti and Mexico ingloriously promise to be the American political future. Demography is Destiny as certain as Death follows Birth.

March 12, 2016 >> Example of Unimpeachable Logic : Blame It on Trump!
Last night, in the city of Al Capone, the 1919 World Series, the St. Valentine's Day Massacre, and effective gun-control, hundreds of Blacks and confused college students rioted against Racism Donald Trump. Hillary Rodham What Difference Does It Make Clinton says that Trump deserved to be rioted against. Hillary Rodham What Difference Does It Make Clinton is a member of the Jackass Party.
Speaking of Chicago, during the period of 1977-79, Hillary (you know the rest!) pocketed a $100,000 bribe from Arkansas chicken killers, which had been laundered through the Chicago Mercantile Exchange on its tortured pathway to her. Hillary is partial to orange jump suits. After looting the Clinton Foundation when she was Fugazy's Secretary of State, she is wise to plan ahead.

RIP : KEITH EMERSON, 1944-2016

March 11, 1980 >> Marco Rubio Remembers the Reagan Years . . .

March 10, 2016 >> Spatial Narrowness?
The desiccated bones of George Orwell may be in his grave but his Spirit is eternally with us. The German Westphalian Police (Headquarters : Cologne) have had to deal with 93,000 cases of "Spatial Narrowness" during the course of 2015. "Spatial Narrowness" means that "Syrian Refugees" have been investigated on 93,000 separate occasions while they were locked up in "refugee centers" or while they were roaming free on Westphalian streets and looking to rape scantily clad German women (those shameless hussies, serves them right!). If dead sardines in a can could revolt, they would be under investigation for committing crimes of Spatial Narrowness, too! Below is a Cracker version of potential crimes of Spatial Narrowness as well as potential and potent indigestion :

March 5, 2016 » TRUMP : Driving Them KEY-ray-zee!
According to today's editions of the Washington Post, Donald J. Trump is driving the good denizens of Manhattan's Upper West Side completely out of their minds. All of a sudden, psychiatrists' couches are filling up so fast that anxious members of synagogues are booking appointments at discounted group-rates! Why one nice, old Jewish lady had to be talked off a ledge when she found out that her sister, a life-long Democrat, planned to vote for TRUMP in November, Oh, the horror - - - THE HORROR!
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Everybody remembers LBJ's Daisy Girl from 1964 (if you vote for Goldwater, HE WILL BLOW UP THE WORLD!) but do you remember LBJ's Ice Cream girl (if you vote for Goldwater, HE WILL POISON THE WORLD!)? Here she is, in all her glory :

March 4, 2016 » Mittens is Ready!
Yesterday, Mitt Romney called Donald Trump a "con artist" and a lot of other bad things. It was quite a speech, full of fire and brimstone. In 2012, Mitt never called Fugazy a "con artist" because that would have been Racist if he had done so and we all know by now that Mittens is a good Mormon! In August of 1968, Richard Nixon arrived in Miami, where the GOP national convention was being held that year. At the time it was estimated that Nixon was between 10 and 12 delegates short of a first ballot victory. Governors Ronald Reagan and Nelson Rockefeller had a not very secret deal between them to stop "Tricky Dick" on the first ballot and put "The Rocktopus" over the top on the second ballot, with Reagan being tapped for Veep as the reward for acting as a successful "stalking horse." But Nixon managed to win on the first ballot with more than 20 delegates to spare. Will 2016 be the year for a Republican ticket of Mittens and ¿Jeb¿ . . . ??? Ever onward to ignominious defeat, pachyderms!

March 3, 2016 » Marco Millions Shits His Pants . . .

He Only Has $410,937.00 in Cash on Hand.

March 2, 2016 » Marco Millions Bites the Pillow Dust!
In 2013 the Lefty media dubbed Marco Rubio a young president in waiting. He had to be, for his objective was to flood the borders of the United States with 30 million illegal aliens - - - just the sort of thing the Left likes! But there was trouble brewing in paradise. A year later, House Majority Leader Eric Cantor lost his Republican primary to an unknown college professor from a piss-ant "university." Cantor had been a big supporter of Rubio's "Gang of Eight" senate Amnesty bill. Soon thereafter, Florida polls started turning up in which Rubio showed up as a loser in any 2016 bid to be re-elected to his US Senate seat; and rumors started circulating about Marco's past torrid love affairs with Central American "pool & club" boys as well as rumors about him being a silent investor's in Miami's thriving Gay Porn industry. It had to be the White House or bust for Marco Millions! Bust happened last night. He lost Virginia to Donald Trump, a must-win for Marco, a state full of like-minded little GOP shits, and he lost everywhere else except Minnesota (does Minnesota have a thriving Gay Porn industry?).
Marco is behind by twenty points in Florida, his home state. If Marco leaves the race now, before the March 15th Florida primary, he will save himself a heap-load of humiliation. Will slickster Trump piss all over our Golden Boy in Florida on March 15th? Shouldn't Marco get out now to avoid this sorry fate? But they say S&M Marco Millions just loves that sort thing and wants it good and hard, really hard! One of Gay Porn's biggest selling all-time titles was "I Pissed on a Gypsy but He Came Back for More!"  and they say it was filmed in Miami. Oh, Marco, we hardly knew ye! Good riddance to bad rubbish!

February 28, 2016 » Part 463 : The Trump Bump.
In Dixie, the Democrat Party is the Black party. The days of the "Solid South" for Democrats will never return. Hillary beat Sanders 74%-26% in South Carolina. White males voted for Sanders 68%-32%, but were only 15% of the overall Democrat vote. Trump will crush Hillary in South Carolina in November. The General Election will be won or lost by Trump in the Mid-West and Pennsylvania.

February 27, 2016 » It's Now or Never, Marco!
The little Republican shits who work on Capitol Hill or rummage through garbage pails in darkened K Street hallways always take the Francis Scott Key Bridge, Wilson Bridge, Teddy Roosevelt Bridge, or Arlington Bridge and go to nest every night in Rosslyn, Fort Myer, and Alexandria, Virginia.
These filthy, smelly rodents are the natural constituency of the GOP Establishment and they behave and vote accordingly. On Super Tuesday (March 1, 2016), two Virginia Feb. 24 polls of Virginia primary voters show Rubio getting trounced by Trump (TRUMP : 40%; RUBIO : 26%; TRUMP : 38%; RUBIO : 13%). It's now or never, Elephant Ears! It's high time to scare up the vote!

February, 26, 2016 » Donald J. Trump : THE GLORIOUS DESTROYER!

Sure, Marco Millions managed to score some points at last night’s debate. For the first time, Ted Cruz seemed resigned to his defeated fate, cutting a morose figure.

And even though Donald Trump put in his usual lackluster debating performance, he won just by showing up.

Because Donald Trump doesn’t have a system of beliefs or political convictions that can be attacked by taking them apart and having them critically examined. He is as pure a protest candidate as you can get.

Some say he is a builder but what he really is, in this political campaign of 2016, is a Destroyer - - - a Destroyer plain and simple. He is taking apart the Republican Party brick by brick and politician by politician.

The glorious incoherence of Donald J. Trump is his eloquent exposure of corruption, mendacity, and venality, just by opening his mouth and spewing a disjointed string of blather.

In this political year, Republicans want their party obliterated, not repaired - - - because there can be no hope of reparation in the midst of a deserted plateau. Bush, Bush, Dole, Bush, Bush, McCain, and Romney is a line of succession that Republican voters want to see severed and smashed for good and all, never to return!

This seemingly unceasing and  perpetually diseased Royal House needs to be thrown in the gutter where it rightfully belongs and this old pachyderm of party hacks put out of its misery with the full forward blast of an elephant gun. This year’s elephant gun is Donald J. Trump!

February 24, 2016 » Obama Mousetrapped by Republicans Mice.
For seven years Barack Obama has effortlessly slapped around the GOP leadership. When Antonin Scalia died on February 13th, with a pillow over his head, at an out-of-the-way hunting ranch west of the Pecos, you would think that nominating a Lefty judge to take fat Nino's place would be the usual piece of cake for Fugazy. But it seems that ole Obama Black magic has hit a big snag.
Charles Schumer (the next Jackass Senate leader) and Joe Biden (the present-day goofball Veep) once gave speeches condemning the very idea of prospective Republican presidential Supreme Court nominations in a presidential election year! When they make you eat your own words, Barry, it tastes like ashes and cardboard! That ole Black magic has just flown out the window and is headed towards irrelevance!

Castro's Washington's Birthday » Does Marco Millions Still Have a Chance?
The Lefty media still holds out hope to The Hispanic Golden Boy. Marco Millions (aka Marco Rubio) might just beat Trump any day now but Marco Millions has yet to win a single primary and his hopes of winning much on March 1st are very slim indeed. Perhaps bribes to Nevada GOP caucus goers tomorrow will work.
The monstrosity known as "The Gang of 8 Amnesty" will dog Rubio to end of his political career. Right now, running for Rat Catcher of Dade County is out of the question. He would probably come in third in a field of two.

Feb. 21, 2016 » Long Live THE GREAT WHITE DOPE!
Now that Yebbie Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh has semi-gracefully quit the presidential campaign, it's up to Marco Rubio to pick up the fallen freak flag of the RINOs and wave it high! Can Marco Millions get above 23% on Election Day? Will he manage to win Miami in a Landslide? Stay tuned, boys & girls & Illegal Aliens!

February 20, 2016 » Hate Keeps a Man Alive!
For 30 years, since the Reagan Amnesty of 1986, Republican voters have been treated like Roman galley slaves by their Republican jailers.
"You think things are bad now, just you wait! If and when the Democrats get a hold of you : being chained to your oars, in the bottom of this ship, will seem like sweet Paradise compared to the unmitigated Hell that they will gladly put you through! Hate keeps a man alive!" are words eternally on the lips of Republican slave-masters. Today, in South Carolina, American galley slaves are being offered a rare opportunity to revolt. Beware of Black Box chicanery!
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Discouraging Third World Immigration
Is An Extremely Important First Step!

Feb. 19, 2016 » Donald J. Trump : A Most Fortunate Fella!
Two or three weeks ago, Donald J. Trump appeared to open his mouth one time too many. He said that he could "work with" Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi. Ted Cruz supporters jumped on this example of Trumpian wisdom like a fly on shit or like a dog attacking a juicy bone. Cruz supporters have since never failed to remind anyone willing to listen that Trump is nothing more than a Democrat in Republican clothing and that they are stupid "TRUMPKINS," if they dare to even consider voting for THE DONALD.
Yesterday, the Bishop of Rome, an insipid cleric who learned his Marx in Jesuit-ridden Argentina, said that Donald J. Trump is most certainly not a Christian because he wants to keep Mexicans out of the United States by building a wall on the US side of the border. This comes from a guy who lives behind walls and is surrounded by a phalanx of bodyguards! This little dicta of the Bishop of Rome should be good for a boost of at least 5% in the polls for DONALD J. TRUMP! Have you every seen someone as crazy lucky as the NYC libertine real estate huckster, who calls himself DONALD J. TRUMP?! Ladies and Gentlemen : THE QUESTION before the House IS - - - has DONALD J. TRUMP slipped the POPE a golden fin to say something really stupid so that DONALD J. TRUMP can wind up looking like an Old Testament prophet?

Donald J. Trump Teaches the
Pope About Gun Control.

February 18, 2016 » Better Off Dead : Certain White People . . .
In December of 2013, Nelson Mandela went tits up. President Fugazy flew 15 hours to South Africa and not only showed up at the funeral but gave a 20 minute eulogy to boot! In April of 2014, Margret Thatcher went tits up. Fugazy couldn't be bothered to attend her state funeral, even though London was only 5 hours away on Air Force One. Fugazy won't be going to Scalia's priestly planting ceremony on Saturday, even though the presidential limo, from the White House, is just a 10 minute drive away to the Muslim Roman Catholic obsequies. If Ruth Bader Ginsberg croaks before January 20, 2017, you can count on Barry being in the first row, the most prominent politician, first and foremost, and weeping heartfelt tears along with the other Lefty mourners!

February 17, 2016 » Donald J. Trump, 911 Truther?
In Saturday's night's South Carolina debate, Donald Trump dropped a rather caustic hint that then President George W. Bush could have stopped the September 11, 2001 bombings in Washington, DC and New York, even though all he was doing was just reading a book about a pet goat at the time. There has been a mini fire storm ranging since. Had not Judge Cinderella issued a genuine Texas Death Certificate over the phone on the very same day, this mini fire storm would have burned down a few forests by now! Only about 35% of the country believes that 911 was an inside job. Is Donald J. Trump a secret Truther? (The other 65% of the country still believes in the Easter Bunny, Santa Claus, and Tony Rezko!).
Al Jolson : Told Ruby to Shoot Oswald!

February 17, 2016 » Don't Drive Drunk Angry!
After celebrating Ground Hog Day, off-duty NYPD police officer David Walker hit a 13-yr. old boy while letting his vehicle spill over into the intersection of 93rd St. and Jackson Mill Rd. (Jackson Heights; Queens). Walker offered to drive the boy home but the boy refused. When the boy arrived home, his parents afterwards drove their injured child to Elmhurst General Hospital, where he was treated for a sprain to his left foot and bruises to his stomach. Walker would later be arrested for failing to report an accident and leaving the scene of an accident.
This seems to be an example of an outrageously selective case of bent DA prosecution - - - the dwarfish Queens DA being famous for being bent! Walker should never have been charged with committing these crimes! Didn't ex-Police Commissioner Howard Safir, who resigned after he was caught taking a $7,000+ bribe - - - he paid the money back after he his skulduggery was unearthed but never charged for financial conversion while in office - - - and who once knocked down a pregnant woman in the street with his snazzy top-notch jalopy and then fish-tailed it fast away from the accident scene, like your everyday proverbial bat out of hell. He was never charged by the New York county DA and probably didn't have to pay the injured pregnant woman 7,000+ smackeroos, either! Mel Brooks was right : IT'S GOOD TO BE KING!
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Howard "Crash & Carry" Safir

January 24, 2016 » Yoo Hoo, Marco, Over Here!

In 1990, Marco Rubio, 19,  was arrested in Miami's Wainwright Park for breaking the municipal after-dark park-curfew. The charges against him would later be dismissed. The part of the park, in which Marco was, is know for "business men looking for a Quickie during lunch hour and young bucks eager to supply middle-aged men with a juicy five-minute Blow Job at a reasonably negotiated price."

 It seems that this most recent bit of Rubio past history will be the last line in Marco's political obituary, not the 2013 Gang of 8 bill. RINOs are still searching for a paladin to take on both Trump and Cruz, Yebbie and Chris Christie have proven to have been nothing but whale-sized flops. Lindsey Graham has quit the race and David Souter is unavailable! So Marco, let your Freak Flag fly - - - it's up to you and you alone!

January 20, 2016 » A Trailblazer . . .

Not so long ago, probably no more than 20 or 30 years ago, it was generally thought that women would make better political leaders than men. They would be more hesitant about going to war and therefore would go to war only out of absolute necessity, disdaining the needless shedding of blood. They would be more deliberate and considerate when it came to the responsibilities of state, meaning they would be less likely to solicit bribes or to play to special-interest groups that would corrupt the body politic through the selfish operation of arrant and exclusionary financial interest. But that was 20 or 30 years ago.

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Then Hillary Clinton came on the political scene. Benghazi is hers. Libya is hers. The old Chicago cattle futures kickbacks went into her pocket. The Rose Law Firm was nothing but a Little Rock slush fund. Vince Forster made one too many trips to Switzerland and wound up dead in Fort Marcy Park. Under her watchful and unblinking eye, his office was vacuumed clean of every bit of incriminating evidence. Hillary Clinton is a living laundry list of venality and variegated vice. Are women really the gentle sex?

Is Hillary Clinton the living embodiment of Madame de Farge? An observant New York policeman probably said it best, when discussing the psychological make-up of an ax murderer of his past acquaintance : I was expecting to find a woman who was hysterical and maniacal in her ways. Instead I encountered a woman who was extremely forceful and absolutely calculating in the manner of the Serpent and the Apple and the ensuing Consequences.

January 19, 2016 » The Phony Opposition . . .
ObamaCare was signed into law in March, 2010. During that year's campaign, Republicans promised to defund ObamaCare during the 2011 legislative session. In 2011, Republicans claimed that the US Supreme Court would declare ObamaCare unconstitutional in 2012, so there was not need to defund it in 2011. In 2012, after the Supreme Court deemed ObamaCare constitutional, Republicans funded ObamaCare. They claimed that Romney would veto and defund it in 2013, after he beat Obama in 2012. In 2013, Republicans funded ObamaCare because they couldn't bring themselves to keep the federal government shutdown. If Republican got control of the Senate in 2014, they swore up & down that they would defund ObamaCare in 2015. When they got control of the Senate in 2015, they forgot about what they had promised in 2014.
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In 2014, Republicans promised to defund Obama's unconstitutional executive amnesty. In January of 2015, John Boehner pushed through a bill funding executive amnesty in order to "protect our borders." In November of 2015, Paul Ryan continued to fund amnesty for illegal aliens and then increased the yearly level of "legal" Third World immigration to over 2 million, adding over 180,000 new work visas for the Third World.  If the Supreme Court rules in June that Obama can rewrite immigration law without benefit of Congressional legislation, will Republicans in Congress vote to fund Obama's "legal" rewriting of congressional immigration law on October 1, 2016, the first day on which federal expenditure for the 2017 budget goes in effect? What lies will they tell? What empty promises will they make?

January 17, 2016 » Who Wooduh Thunk It!
According to today's editions of the New York Times (price : just 5 smackeroos), Donald J. Trump is an outright con artist who can charm the birds down from the trees! According to today's editions of the New York Times, Donald J. Trump is telling the Republican base voter what he or she wants to hear about illegal Third World immigration (build a wall and call it the TRUMP WALL!). Fancy that - - - a Republican candidate for the highest office in the land telling Republican base voters what they want to hear about illegal Third World immigration!

Since 1965, Nixon, Nixon, Ford, Reagan, Reagan, Bush, Bush, Dole, Bush, Bush, McCain, and Romney forgot to listen to the unreasonable trepidations of the Republican base voter after the Democrat Congress of 1965 passed the Hart-Celler Act. Fancy that! 75 million Third Worlders and they keep coming - - - legal & illegal! There's no stopping them! Germany has a lot to look forward to if Angela Merkel lives to 90! The New York Times costs five dollars on Sunday. Keep your money in your pocket! Five dollars buys ten big red bricks for the TRUMP WALL! - - - but Harry Reid sez that the mortar mix is extra! Damn those unscrupulous government contractors!
Everybody in the Pool!

Jan. 16, 2016 » June 15, 2012 : The Day Romney Lost the Election . . .
During the last three years, the same question has been posed ad nauseam : how did Mitt Romney manage to blow the 2012 election? Wasn't it plain in 2012 that Obama was an unmitigated disaster of historic proportions? There often comes a time, during a political campaign, when your opponent makes a blunder that, if you fail to capitalize on it, you will wind up losing, when the votes are all counted because the voters can smell the stench of your evident timidity. That day arrived for Romney on June 15, 2012. On June 15, 2012, Obama issued an executive order, granting Amnesty to illegal aliens under the age of 30 - - - the soi-disant "Dreamers." Obama, of course, had no authority to issue any form of Amnesty to any illegal alien.

Instead of returning a bill of Impeachment, the US House of Representatives collectively sat on its hands. Mitt Romney, who had already sewed up the GOP presidential nomination, refused to challenge Obama's outrageous act of legerdemain and kept his mouth shut until he suffered ignominious defeat in November. 6 million White voters had stayed home, thereby sealing Romney's certain fate of yet another clueless politician in a long line of RHINO losers. True to form, Romney endorsed the Gang of 8 bill in 2013, which would have granted Amnesty to 30 million illegal aliens. Yesterday, Lindsey Graham endorsed Yebbie Booooooooooooooooooooooosh.

Experience is a hard school, Ben Franklin said, a fool will learn in no other! If there is a hung convention this year, Romney might be unwrapped from moth balls as a surefire solution to a problem which can't be detected, even with a microscope. The metaphysical question is simply this : how does the Republican Party manage to still remain in existence?

Jan. 5, 2016 » . . . The Seven League Boots of Despair (Exhibit A : H. Clinton).
For those who fervently believe that a picture is worth a thousand words, then a snapshot from an Iowa townhall-type campaign event should bolster their case.Doesn't everyone behind Hillary Clinton look like a candidate for a 24-hour suicide watch, conducted inside a maximum security prison? If Third World immigration means national abnegation for a country that was once 88% White (1970 US Census), then some future Gibbon need only put this picture on the front of a dustjacket of a book entitled : THE DECLINE & FALL OF THE AMERICAN EMPIRE : FROM THE HART-CELLER ACT OF 1965 UNTIL THE ADVENT OF THE CLINTON FOUNDATION.
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Day of St. John, Apostle & Evangelist (Dec. 27, 2015) »

He Was Just Dyin' to Meet Some Puerto Rican Girls!
What and when was the precise moment at which Dr. Ben Carson's presidential campaign went off the rails? He now finds himself rapidly descending to 3% Land, a place where Yebbie Booooooooooooosh is happy to live!
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Perhaps Dr. Carson missed the 2013 Rasmussen poll, when registered US voters were asked if they favored statehood for the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico. Only 12% said that they were of the opinion it would turn out to be a good idea for the future of the United States.
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In 2015, Dr. Ben proclaimed himself to be all for Puerto Rican statehood and then some! Hey, why not! Some of those Puerto Rican girls - - - at least those weighing 50 pounds under 2 bills - - - are really, really hot! Why there's your reason right there! Why Dr. Ben, you devil, you!!!
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(Here We See Judas Iscariot of Prescott, Arizona. He Went & Hanged Himself on a Tree When He Heard the News.
Mental Health Professionals Have Promised to Look Into the Psychological Well-Being of the Other 30 3 Potential Pataki Voters.)

Dec. 23, 2015 » Christopher Street No Longer Has a Dog in the Fight . . .
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Trump Could Still Pick Him for His Running Mate!

Dec. 20, 2015 » 3 Million "Syrian Refugees" Want to Move to Sidcup . . .
. . . or Snodland as a distant second choice. While Donald Trump has been hogging the headlines in America since June, recent opinion polls in the United Kingdom reveal that almost 50% of those asked want to leave the European Union and less than 40% want to stay in - - - and the more David Cameron, the forlorn and utterly disingenuous tory Prime Minister, urges staying in, the more UKers want take permanent leave of Brussels, chop-chop!

English men and women have grown quite sick of seeing Third Worlders arrive in town and only to immediately claim welfare goodies, thanks to the Christian foolish Western reflex of showing compassion (like you know, the Good Samaritan before he got mugged and left for dead on the side of the road!).
Sidcup and Snodland have much to fear about being overrun and paying to be overrun. Churchill promised that sacrificing your life to save your country is a noble thing, indeed. Cameron preaches ignominious dispossession and claims that there are enough of his fellow countryman who would be eager to jump at the dismal prospect! Misrule Britannia!

December 17, 2015 » Busted!
BERNIE MADOFF was lonely in Hell. So they arrested MARTIN SHKRELI and put him in Bernie's cage to keep Bernie company . . .

Dec. 13, 2015 » The Four Horsemen of the GOP Apocalypse!
Yebbie Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh used to be the "insider" favorite to win the 2016 GOP nomination. These days, he's just a GOP hack employment program. Having spend 32 million dollars on television advertising, he still has about $75 million in the bank.
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With only 4% in the national polls, Mr. Boooooooooooooosh is now an absolute no-hoper. If you are lucky enough to have a job with the Yebbie Boooooooooooosh campaign, you eat good and you might even earn a parchment diploma to K Street. Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are at 30% and 16%, respectively, in the national polls.
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Trump gets free TV exposure as Hitler-of-Every-Month, and thus far has only spent $216,000. Cruz has spend a pittance of $850,000, so far, but he's got $32 million in the bank that he saving for a big January push (he has already purchased a large slate of radio time on Rush Limbaugh's show). Marco Rubio has spent $13 million of Marco Millions in TV time but is making no headway in either Iowa or New Hampshire. If he flops in those first two states, Rubio's campaign lives or dies in South Carolina.

Recalling the French Generals' coup that swept Charles de Gaulle into power in 1958, if a hooded Muslim, here on a fiancée visa, nukes Jersey City and lower Manhattan, all bets are off and all that GOP TV money would have been wasted and ISIS will be the new American Third Party!  The Arabs of Algeria changed the course of French politics in 1958. Will the US Immigration Arabs do the same when and if they bomb the PATH trains in 2016? A coup d'état could be just around the corner!
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Dec. 11, 2015 » 30% of Dems Want Complete Ban of Muslim Immigration!
Such a number does not mean, of course, that 30% of all Democrats are likely to vote for Trump or Cruz in next November's General Election; but it does mean that this "diverse" grouping of Democrats (mostly Black men and Whites holding government contracts or working in government) is likely to stay at home, come next November, in a presidential race between the Hill-de-Beast and either Trump or Cruz.
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And, oh, by the way, what was Paul Ryan yammering on about the other day? - - - what the hell does "that's not who we are!" mean?  There was a curious photo of Paul Ryan with a beard on the Internets (pace : George W. Bush). Is that curious photo recent? Is that curious photo really real? Is Paul Ryan intending to make a pilgrimage to Mecca? Is Donald Trump acting under orders from the Clinton Machine? Is Ted Cruz a constitutional scholar? Is Yebbie Boooooooooooooooooooooosh, still holding $75,000,000 in the bank, planning to go all the way to Cleveland after winning just 6 convention delegates?

Yes, we're still limping along and we could be knocked off-line at a moment's notice . . .

December 9, 2015 »
After a minor disagreement with our ISP, we mutually decided to come to a parting of the ways : they cut us like catfish! But we're back and we'll be limping along for the time being - - - but we're back & that's the important thing! It has not gone unnoticed that while we were gone, Donald Trump got his hands on a nuclear weapon and ended life-as-we-know-it in the United States!

Nov. 18, 2015 » Something Rotten in the State of Denmark (& Other Places).
According to the Obama Administration, the United States Navy and Air Force has just bombed a vast ISIS parking lot in Abu Kamal, Syria. This aerial combat mission has damaged approximately 116 long-haul trucks, which had been used to ship oil to ISIS exporters in Iraq and Turkey. These long-haul trucks were the exclusive economic assets of ISIS. These wrecked trucks will not longer be of any use for the foreseeable future, thereby crippling the ability of ISIS to fund its war-making operations in the Middle East and Europe. Good job, USA, you say? Not so fast! Other sources - - - not in the Obama Administration - - - claim that the CIA knew all about the vast ISIS parking lot in September, 2014 (14 months ago!) and that President Fugazy specifically withheld permission to the US military to undertake any bombing run over Abu Kamal until this week, only after last week's Boulevard Voltaire massacre.

Impossible you say? Then you're probably the type of person who still believes that Oswald left the Soviet Union in June of 1962, ordered an antiquated Italian mail-order rifle from Chicago, received it at a post-office box in Dallas in March of 1963, and, on the morning of November 22, 1963, smuggled a 4 foot-long package, containing curtain roads, into the Texas School Book Depository! After ten months of rigorous investigation, the Warren Commission determined that Jack Ruby was not the principle real estate broker for the Brooklyn Bridge Company. Whew, that was a close one!

November 17, 2015 » NEWS FLASH!
This morning the Chancellor of Germany, Angela Merkel (seen in the foreground of wire photo below), was arrested on the French border, along with several cabinet ministers, because she was not wearing an EU passport. As she was helped into a police car, Merkel was heard to shout "God is Great" in German by French onlookers who were looking.
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Nov. 16, 2015 » Mizzou Students Hash-Tag Bleeding Paris Big Time!

Nov. 16, 2015 » Part 463 : What Difference Does It Make!
In the world according to Hillary Clinton, you shake down Wall Street hedge funds for campaign bucks because : the Yankees didn't win the wild card game, Racism, Global Warming, what Cortez did to the Aztecs, Kangaroo - - - by D. H. Lawrence - - - is not his best work, the 1962 Cuban Missile Crisis, or BINGO!  : TERRORISM! Keep talking among yourselves, Democrats! Hillary is simply unbeatable in the General Election!

Nov. 15, 2015 » LIBERTÉ, ÉGALITÉ, FRATERITÉ . . .
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Nov. 14, 2015 » The Day After :
Parisians Fear Accomplices of
Mass Murderers Still at Large

KEEP 'EM COMING : Since Jan. 1, 2015, More Than 800,000 Muslims
Have "Migrated" to Western Europe. Reverse Assimilation Gathers Speed

Nov. 12, 2015 » The New Marilyn Chambers Guide to Anal Sex . . .
(Bring Back Mittens!)

Yebbie Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh never managed to get more than 15% in the opinion polls - - - which would forever be his high-water mark (Yebbie is now at 4% and sinking fast!). Chuck Schumer's GOP stooge, Marco "Millions" Rubio, famous for being the "essential" Republican member of the Senate Gang Bangers of 8 Odd Balls in 2013, who can't seem to break into double digits in the polls, is presently floundering and is drinking even more bottled water than usual! What is a GOP money man to do? According to the Washington Post, there are hundreds of millions Obama Bucks going a-begging on Wall Street and in Silicon Valley.

What could be THE ANSWER to the Pachyderm Party's current ills? Bring Back Mittens! Only he can go toe to toe with Hillary and beat her in next year's General Election!
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Nov. 4, 2015 » Marco Millions, Continued.
It seems that while he was in the Florida legislature, Marco Rubio used the Florida GOP credit card to cover more than $200,000 in "personal expenses." Did Yebbie Boooooooooooooooooosh ever do something like that?
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Halloween, 2015 » Part 463 : Threading the Needle . . .
(The Marco Rubio Version)
What with Yebbie Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh going down like the Titanic, after hitting the iceberg which he once so felicitously dubbed "An Act of Love," Bush's Adelson money is looking for a new candidate to suck up the RINO greenbacks. Yes, Marco Rubio does seem like the natural heir to the Adelson moolah, now that Yebbie has drowned beneath the political waves. But whereas Yebbie Boooooooooooooooooooooooooosh was forthright in his love for the Third World, US Senator Marco Rubio appears to be a complete deceiver.
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Cast your mind back 30 months. Senator Rubio was the leading Republican member of THE GANG OF EIGHT. Somehow giving Amnesty to 30 million Third Worlders and upping "legal" immigration to an annual rate of over 3 million was supposed to be beneficial for the (White) citizens of the United States and just peachy-keen for the future prospects of the GOP.

After this completely outrageous proposal died an agonizing death in the House in June of 2014, when political parvenu Dave Brat soundly beat Republican Majority Leader Eric Cantor in a Virginia congressional primary, no Republican politician has dared touch the gang bangers' idea for a Third World invasion of the United States with a sixty-foot barge pole! Senator Rubio is currently trying to blame President Fugazy's fast & loose, 2014 executive amnesty for the failure of the gang bangers' 2013 exercise in legislative futility.

Will Republican voters buy the same old fish that Senator Rubio is now selling as new? Surely, Rubio's current version of dead aquatic life must smell all over, and not just from the head! By enthusiastically chasing Adelson's money, Senator Rubio looks likely to be trapped in the quick-sand of his own device. Stay tuned, gentle readers - - - this promises to get very interesting!

Oct. 29, 2015 » Ted Cruz Rousts The Media Pimps!
After 5 years of John Boehner, the Republican base voter has learned the hard way : your average GOP congress critter is nothing more than a whore in a three-piece suit, looking for cash in an envelope - - - and the Lefty media like it that way. The Lefty media will attack and cut up any Republican politician who dares to stand by the fervent principles of the base (defund ObamaCare!, defund Obama's executive Amnesty!). Senator Cruz went after the media pimps last night and scored real big time!

Meanwhile, The Trumpster got into a slanging match over Mark Zuckerberg. A word of advice, Mr. Trump : don't ever utter the Z-word again. The very mention of the Z-word, echoes like a obscenity in ears of all Republican base voters! Remember, Mr. Trump, Senator Cruz is laying in waiting, hoping to scoop up your supporters, should you stumble. Stay away from the Z-word, because the Z-word means Open Borders and bent Congresswoman Renee Ellmers - - - a deadly combination if there ever was one!

October 25, 2015 » ¿Marco Millions!
Now that Yebbie Booooooosh has been all but counted out, Sheldon Adelson and his pals - - - Yes to a "Wall" around Israel, No to a "Wall" facing Mexico! - - - have got to put their remaining money on another Open Borders Republican, one mostly likely to destroy the country in less than 4 years. Hello, Marco Rubio! Is Marco The Young Gun that the GOP billionaires have been waiting for or just another dehydrated leaky orange water pistol?

Yebbie Booooooooosh no longer stands in Marco's way, that "Act of Love" comment was the moment when the Yebbie Boooooooooooooooooosh candidacy sunk below the waves, never to resurface! Will Marco Millions, the Cuban baby-faced neo-con - - - and Open Borders freak - - - be the one to pluck the fallen lance of Yebbie Boooooooooooooooooooooosh and come out with both barrels a-blazin' - - - to mix at least one metaphor in English but perhaps not in Spanish. Only time will tell!

Oct. 21, 2015 » An Epidemic of Rape in Sweden . . .
(Where Are The Marching & Protesting Feminists?)

(. . . in the Democrat Party with "Migrants," Muslims,
And Dead Skin-Peeled, Multi-Millionaire Kid-Touchers).

October 21, 2015 » National Suicide By Friday - - - Or Else!
Taking in 2 or 3 million Third Worlders every year is National Suicide on the Installment Plan. Since 1965, that has been pretty much the plan of the Left - - - death by 2 million annual cuts in the Disunited States of Third World Bus Station, otherwise known as The Grand Somali Flop House (owned by Catholic Charities, of course)!

But Paul Ryan has a better idea : the Republican "Freedom" caucus has until Friday to accede to his complete and total demands or else he walks (we should have Amnesty for 30 million Raspailians by Christmas!). Paul Ryan's plan for National Suicide is called "The Merkel Plan" (MP) or "Whites Are A Racist Cancer That Must Be Wiped Out, Chop-Chop" (WAARCTMBWO,C-C). Just keeping thinking of those 463 extra Mexican votes that will be in the bag, you racists, you, when Ryan becomes Speaker!
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By 2023, Inciting Muslims to Commit In-
 Voluntary Rape Will be a Class A Felony in New Jersey.

Oct. 21, 2o15 » Paul Ryan??? Don't Make Us Laugh!!!

Oct. 9, 2015 » An Inflection Point?
Yesterday's events in the House of Representatives could be a significant inflection point in the history of the Republican Party.

The larger group, made of up of grafting cucks, gets to keep the befouled GOP brand and forms an uneasy governing rump with the Pelosi Democrats - - -  cuck Congressman Charles Dent of Pennsylvania said as much yesterday (Numbers USA rating : a big, fat F!) - - - while the smaller group hives off and becomes Trumpites! On the other hand, it may just be DC bedroom politics as usual : to wit, Congressman Kevin McCarthy banging another Open Borders freak, Congresswoman Renee Ellmers.

So it may be just standard good riddance to standard bad rubbish (we've seen this movie before!) - - - with things in the US House of Representatives quickly returning to normal : writing checks for Obamacare, Amnesty, and the Emperor's new pet project, shutting down all gun shows without Congressional authorization!
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October 7, 2015 » The "Shady Shit" Candidacy.
In a memo from a Platte River Networks (Hillary's secret client and e-mail server) employee, regarding the destruction of Hillary e-mails : "This whole thing really is covering up some shady shit."
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Everything about Hillary's candidacy - - - from beginning to end - - - is shady shit!

Saint Michael & All Angels, 2015 »
The Bizarro World Has Been Fully Ensconced!
A well-mannered West-Side Black racist, who wants to write comic books (Tuna Fishy Coats), has just been awarded a MacArthur Foundation "genius grant" for six hundred thousand and twenty-five dollars.

(This Movie Does Not Have a Happy Ending)
You must admit that President Fugazy writes the New Rules of Hell and is laughing at us all. We are forced to live in Hell with President Fugazy but we are not allowed to golf with him or Booze Bottle Boehner. We must sit in the caboose and weep into our bleeding hands. Right is Left and Up is Down. Will the inevitable coup, when it comes, be run by the Pentagon or by Goldman Sachs and will Obama be placed as the nominal figure-head of a multi-cultural junta? He, too, is well-mannered and can speak horse shit off a teleprompter and make it ring as sweetly in our ears as a Bach Sunday cantata. But Barry can't seem to get the true pronunciation of corpsman down straight. Darn that Mr. Webster! Did he own slaves?
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If Hillary Gets Indicted, Will She Transmogrify Herself?

Sept. 25, 2015 » A Conscience Coming Home to Roost?
Faithful readers of these pages will remember JAMES LIANDER (CLICK HERE and scroll down to January 4, 2012). This Assistant District Attorney, working out of Queens County, New York, made a fool of himself when he begged the court to release NYPD Detective Leopold McLean, who had been charged with attempted murder, on a paltry bail of ten thousand dollars! Well, it looks like somebody put pepper in Jim-Bo's big boy shorts! Earlier this year, lawyer Martha Brosius was caught fleecing her clients of more than $700,000. Probably because her husband worked in the Nassau County DA's office, Madame Brosius thought she had a permanent, sure-fire immunity from official rebuke. Well, anyway, at the bail-hearing in Queens, pepper pants Jim-Bo caterwauled that he wanted the Brosius bail of $10,000 jacked up to $150,000, chop-chop! The presiding judge summarily turned him down. Still trying to make the world forget about the Detective McLean bail-hearing fiasco, Mr. Liander?
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If Hillary Clinton Should be Forced to Quit Her
Campaign, Don't Worry - - - Be Happy!
Onyango "Sammy" Obama is Ready to Step in
And Take Her Place - - - At a Moment's Notice!