Detective Club - - - Busted! - -

Doctors who commit malpractice are always tough
to prosecute because they bury their mistakes!

There is nothing more terrible than ignorance in action.

Arrested by Homeland Security for Not Voting for Obama in 2008,
Housewife Crissy Masters Faces Her First Parole Board in Dec., 2012.
(If She Apologizes & Admits her Guilt, She Will Most Probably be Released).

February 22, 2012 » (This is not an Advertisement).

Even though basic Internet penetration is practically universal in the United States, there has not been that one singular moment of creation when the medium has taken complete control of our minds & waking hours as there was on Friday, November 22, 1963 for the electronic medium of television. A CBS radio microphone in New York was set up for Walter

Cronkite and at precisely 1:39PM & 59 seconds in the East a "CBS NEWS BULLETIN" slug abruptly interrupted the live broadcast of As The World Turns. After some fumbling, but in a steady and excited voice, Cronkite gave a raw read of the latest United Press teletype, saying that President Kennedy and Governor Connelly had just been shot in Dallas, telling us that Kennedy's head wound was possibly fatal. Then it was back to the soap opera and two guys smoking and waiting for their lunch to be served in a fancy restaurant and a promo for Route 66 and an instant coffee commercial and a Friskies® dog food commercial before the CBS "bulletin" slug was thrown up for good until 2:ooPM, when television viewing would be transformed from radio to television and CBS viewers witnessed "Uncle" Walter in tie and shirtsleeves, breathing with deep gulps. The national TV would not be turned off until late Monday afternoon, after the dead president was buried in Arlington National Cemetery. On November 25, 1963 network television had suddenly risen from the ashes of a government coup d'état to become the monopolistic and paramount arbiter of news and entertainment in the United States.

While the Lewinsky Scandal of January 15, 1998 was crucial in showing what the Internet could do - - - i.

e. the story had been spiked by Newsweek but was instantly covered by a little unknown hole in the wall of cyberspace (THE DRUDGE REPORT), thereby forcing the electronic and dead tree press to cover the story; television would still be the place where the scandal itself would play out at length. What changed in 1998 was the absolute monopoly on what was news and what wasn't ("All the News That's Fit to Print, " David Brinkley : "The News is what I say it is."). In order to maintain its monopoly the electronic and dead tree press could no longer smother certain obviously newsworthy items as it had done in JFK's day ("Fiddle & Faddle" and other Kennedy women). The American media could no long get away with being so Soviet in its ideological uniformity. A new, unruly kid has just arrived in town. He looked funny and liked to wear a fedora stolen from a Walter Winchell Halloween party.

But even 14 years A.L. (After Lewinsky), television still maintains its monopoly on speed (newspapers went

bankrupt long ago). However, a nationwide wireless company called CLEAR is beginning to make its presence felt. Its high speed network is in the process of establishing itself in the lower 48 at a monthly price of $35 (Sprint, Verizon, and AT&T average out at $50 to $60 monthly). There are still pockets in CLEAR's coverage (for instance : the Club cannot establish a handshake with CLEAR's Jersey City tower because the signal unceremoniously dies out 4 blocks to the West). But in three or six months, signal power will likely increase and there are other smaller companies on the horizon that may be coming to a town or city near you before you know it. The day of fast wireless Internet at under $30 per month is just around the corner! When that day dawns, Americans will be able to cut their satellite and cable links and break free from the choking electronic leash that still restrains them! It will be the Full Lewinsky, morning, noon, and night. What rapture! We will all be weeping for joy and we will truly know what it feels like to be Bill Clinton without having to suffer through the ordeal of impeachment!

Hey Gang, Cheap Wireless Internet is Finally Here!
And It Doesn't Suck - - -
Like Some People Who Shall Remain Nameless!

Feb. 21, 2012 » The Pot Calling the Kettle Something or Other . . .

The New York Times editorial board says that the Republican Party (Reagan : Amnesty in 1986; George HW Bush increases "legal" immigration from the Third World by 40%; George W. Bush tries for fresh Amnesties in 2006 - - - GOP loses control of Congress - - - and 2007 but fails and the GOP gets wiped out in 2008) has abandoned its "principles" on more immigration from the Third World. Sad to say, the New York Times is as wrong as wrong can be once again : the Republicans are simply the biggest bunch of backstabbers on immigration "principals" that you ever saw. Some dare call it treason. Not the New York Times, of course - - - over there, they think the Third World invasion is good for America's soul! What a sick joke!

February 19, 2012 » Chink in the Woodpile?

Now that it's safe to refer to a certain Asian-American basketball player as a "chink" - - - we didn't know you had it in you, ESPN! - - - perhaps we can use this previously verboten racial epithet to better advantage? What about the headline : CHINKS AT THE FEDERAL RESERVE TIT! or WE OWE THE COMMIE CHINKS A LOT OF MONEY! People in this country might actually start paying attention to Reality rather than letting themselves become permanently hypnotized with a roundball game played by a bunch of thyroid cases, like basketball!

Feb. 18, 2012 » Answer : Otherwise, the FBI Would Have Nothing to Do . . .

Question : Why does ICE refuse to deport Illegal Aliens who have overstayed their tourist visas? (Illegal Alien caught in FBI Sting. He wanted to blow up the US Capitol Building and kill Americans, blah, blah, blah, etc.). Each new "incident" seems to encourage more Third World immigration! Calling Dr. Freud!

February 18, 2012 » Self-Defense.

What Obama boomlet?! - - - 65% of all White voters will vote the straight Republican ticket in November unless there is a credible Third Party (at this point in time, an unlikely prospect). Whites may be fed up with the GOP but they are genuinely scared of the Democrats. They will vote for Republicans in the manner of a pedestrian, who is about to attacked by a rabid pitbull, picks up a garbage can cover : the Republicans are the only thing close at hand!

BOBBY BROWN : Will He Replace Joe Biden on the Ticket?

Feb. 17, 2012 » "US WILL HIT DEBT LIMIT BEFORE ELECTION."

. . . and the Republicans will cave in before the election (once again and again and again until the cows come home, eat dinner, get up in the morning and go to the bank & apply for their next subprime mortgage on the farm as eligible illegal aliens who fart swamp gas). A dead certainty of abject capitulation which is so sure that Vegas isn't even posting odds!

February 16, 2012 » Requiem for a Hophead :
(What Yu Talkin' About, Willis?!).

New Jersey Governor Chris Christie has ordered the national and state flags to fly at half-mast on the day of a washed-up has-been's, crack-smoker's funeral in the city of Newark. Proving once again that Republicans will do anything to capture 3% of the overall vote, while alienating 97% of their base, Christie's

insane and unnecessary act of political legerdemain brings the Grand Old Party yet another step closer to ultimate extinction. When Gary Coleman died two years ago, Christie neglected to grant him the same honors now afforded to the pathetic Whitney Houston. Gary Coleman, remember him? He is second only to William Shakespeare in those great accomplishments of invective which have enriched the noble canon of English literature forever! Willis always knew what he was talkin' about and so did we all and still do!

February 15, 2012 » Let the Wrong One In . . .

Seeing a cropped photo, in yesterday's Wall Street Journal, of John Boehner sulking through the corridors of the US House of Representatives, looking for all the world like a fat vampire and not like the full-blown dipso he is reputed to be, reminded me of an old bit of European folklore : to wit, a bloodsucker cannot cross one's threshold unless you open the door first and let him in. But our two duopoly parties (Democrats always on top; Republicans always stooges), have also foregone any manner of invitation and chosen rather to kick in the national door, without a by-your-leave, and go straight for our necks. We are doomed unless we change our ancients habits and cast off the shackles of outmoded thought, i. e. : "one political party is always worse than the other" - - - in the short run and in the long run, both are running the same skin game and the US citizenry are cursed and condemned to always be the gullible marks.

Feb. 14, 2012 » The Greatest Hophead of All . . .

According to the ONN (Obama News Network), Whitney Houston is dead and getting deader by the minute! You can take the girl out of Newark but you can't take Newark out of the girl!

After 3 Yrs. of Obama : Duluth, Minn.
Says "Let the Healing Begin!"

Feb. 11, 2012 » Pitching to the Scoreboard . . .

Perhaps no one in the history of major league baseball "pitched to the scoreboard" like Robin Roberts (MLB Years : 1948-1966). Playing until the 1962 season for the Philadelphia Phillies, a pretty lousy club, that was usually in last place or otherwise just a rung or two above the cellar, Roberts nonetheless often led the National League in the number of games started, innings pitched, and complete games. But when he got a big lead (not too often with the Phillies), he was known to pitch to the scoreboard, which in baseball talk means he would let opposing batters hit the ball and hope that there would be a Phillies' position player on the field to glove the ball with his mitt and assist in making a put-out (Roberts often also led the National League in hits surrendered and earned runs). Mitt Romney may just be the Robin Roberts of politics : he is on a weak club (Republicans); he often lets opposing batters (Newt Gingrich) hit his juicy pitches and in the final game of the season he will face a team (the Democrats, mismanaged by Barack Hussein Obama, who throws like a girl) that has a worse record than the one on which he plays. And remember this : Robin Roberts made it into the Hall of Fame by pitching to the scoreboard! Com'on Mitt, make that old curve ball dance!

Feb. 10, 2012 » Part 463 : The Most Boring Election . . .

According to the jabbering heads in TeeVee Land, the President Election of 2012 was going to be the most exciting in living memory! It now dawns, with all the subtlety of a sledge hammer at 4 o'clock in the morning, that voter turnout in the Republican primaries is down, sometimes way down, over 2008 (John McCain, We Love You!). This does not mean that THE MOCHA MESSIAH is going to win, however. Come November, 65% of all White voters will wind up holding their collective nose and pulling the lever for the designated pachyderm, come hell or high water (. . . if there's no credible Third Party candidate to muddy the results). But a Republican victory is certainly no cause for jubilation. The Third World immigrants will keep coming. The Federal Reserve will continue to print funny money. The Pentagon will launch new wars for joke reasons. On the other hand, if the Brown Jesus in the White House manages to steal enough votes necessary for his re-election, the USA hand basket, that is now going to Hell, jumps into overdrive on the highway to Perdition! Aren't you proud to be an American?!

February 10, 2012 » A Question of Depth Perception?

When he was in medical school, Charles Krauthammer (the all-seeing, all-knowing columnist for the Washington Post) dove into a swimming pool and hit his head on the bottom, leaving him permanently paralyzed. Some say the pool was empty and Krauthammer was high as a kite. Others say the pool was half-full and Krauthammer, who is near-sighted, merely made a fatal miscalculation. Whatever the case, remember this : at that moment in time, when Krauthammer happily leaped into the void, he was certainly no smarter than most of us mere mortals but in point of fact a lot dumber - - - and the answer to your many questions is YES : Krauthammer supported the US invasion of Iraq in 2003 and until 2007, when he received tons of hostile mail, he supported each and every successive piece of legislative Amnesty for Third Worlders cooked up by congressional Republicans and Democrats on the take from all the peon-wage employers who have profited handsomely since 1965 by not hiring Americans.

Charles Krauthammer in His Youth.

Feb. 8, 2012 » "Talks Bog Down on Extending Payroll-Tax Cut."

That's this morning's headline in the Wall Street Journal. My advice to the Republicans in Washington is to do whatever the Democrats tell you to do. Just think of it : if we surrender to the Chinese before the 2013 budget begins (October 1, 2012), we'll save trillions in expenditure that would otherwise go to the Pentagon. Problem solved and we get a headstart in paying down the national debt! The only hitch? The Chinese might just think we're not worth conquering.

Feb. 7, 2012 » . . . And God Created Makeup!

Any man who has known the same woman, even for a little while, comes to know her two faces : the one with makeup and the one without. Never has this contrast been so amazingly demonstrated than by the actress Jennifer Lawrence. In Winter's Bone (2010), she was just another crazy hillbilly in a movie full of crazy hillbillies. In the most recent X-Men movie she is so transformed by the judicious use of makeup, that she is scarcely recognizable. Take a look . . .

February 6, 2012 » Worried . . .

Last week's phony jobless numbers (8.3%) were par for the course, as they say. They were just another attempt of the dying Democrat media machine to finesse reality (Democrats got only 38% of the White vote in 2010 and are straight on course to do even worse in 2012). The unemployment numbers will be revised upwards after the November elections (CLICK HERE) when no one will be paying attention. But there is another prospect that is far more worrying : with "the economy on the mend" the Generally

Dumb Public is much more likely to accept a war with Iran (can you say False Flag, boys & girls!). The country found out on November 22, 1963 and has been subconsciously taught ever since, murder and mayhem, sponsored by the US federal government, is what keeps our Great American Economy humming! Let us pray, that this time, the promoters of murder & mayhem are caught with their pants down before they can send a 4-man hit team to Chicago (November 2, 1963 : Kennedy's visit canceled) or Dallas (November 22, 1963 : sniper teams in the Dal-Tex Building on Houston Street and near the triple underpass on Elm Street hit their target; just days later Lyndon Johnson rescinds Kennedy's order to withdraw the first contingent of 1,000 men from South Vietnam. The phony Gulf of Tonkin incident would be staged in the Summer of 1964 and US Marines land in the Spring of 1965). Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their Third Party and watch the brass hats in the Pentagon very closely!

VIEW FROM THE 2nd FLOOR OF THE DAL-TEX BUILDING, NOV. 1963
(TRIPLE UNDERPASS IS DIRECTLY FACING, GRASSY KNOLL ON RIGHT).

Feb. 5, 2012 » Propaganda Doesn't Pay Like It Used To!

Try this little experiment : stop reading the New York Times for a few months; then start reading the paper again on a regular basis. After a few days, you'll find yourself thinking that you are actually fanning through the pages of an English-language version of Soviet Pravda! The New York Times Company lost 40 million dollars last year. It seems like the time is ripe for a government bail out (just like in the old Soviet Union!). The devil not only should take good care of his own, he's expected to!

Feb. 4, 2012 » The Great Tactical Blunder of 2009 . . .

. . . was made by members of the "Tea Party" three years ago. Instead of hiving off and forming a genuine conservative political organization, they chose rather to play out the ancient scenario of Lucy,

Charlie Brown and the football. Charlie Brown found himself flat on his back, one more time, after being suckered hundreds and hundreds of times : he refused to learn from his past mistakes to his ultimate detriment. So now "Tea Party" Republicans have the unappetizing spectacle of a clapped out lobbyist pretending to be a conservative and a clapped out automaton pretending to be George HW Bush with better hair. This how the Roman Empire descended into the chaos of the Dark Ages (476AD-1000AD). You know those beautiful bygone days of olde, when bands of noble knights in shining armor joined forces on the disrepaired Roman roads to become the first motorcycle gangs on horses. It took more than 500 years before abject slaves could take a step up in the world and move up to being serfs, who had to spent 2/3 of their time paying rent to the lord of the manor because living outside the manor would certainly prove to be fatally dangerous to one's health! ALL HAIL, SIR NEWT! ALL HAIL, SIR MITTENS! Protect us from THE OBAMADRAMA!

Groundhog Day, 2012 » "The Badge with Howard Safir!"

Sirius XM Stars Radio, Channel 107, has just debuted a new live call-in show with ex-NYPD Police Commissioner Howard Safir (Sundays 11:00 AM ET). Until the first week of March, you can call in and ask Howie how to get away with committing a hit-and-run without getting arrested or how to take a $7,000 bribe without getting fired! The lines are wide open because less than 20 people in the lower 48 will be listening. If you want to talk to the most distinguished NYPD Police Commissioner since Teddy Roosevelt, you'll have an easy time getting through, so just shout out your open window and Howie will hear you in studio without having to move his ear trumpet to the west! But the call screener has standing orders to hang up instantly on anybody, using a real phone, who has the audacity to say the magic words "hit-and-run" or "$7,000 bribe." On second thought, listening to The Clash's extended version of Police & Thieves may be a better way to spend your time! Howie doesn't like them - - - he prefers Jimmy Buffett instead!

Howard Safir's Favorite Tunesmith!

Groundhog Day, 2012 » Mickey Mouse Triumphant.

With the only exception of Ron Paul, all the GOP candidates for president have been doing cheap imitations of Mickey Mouse for the last 12 months. But if your name is Barack Hussein Obama, Mickey Mouse will beat you in November unless there is a strong Third Party candidate in the race to peel away votes from the Right (Ross Perot, 1992). Of course a nice, juicy scandal would also do the trick ("Mittens" Romney, Kid Toucher?!). Otherwise a snowball in Hell is more likely to get itself reëlected. Losing is baked into the cake when you're a hard Left Democrat who can't draw more than 35% of the White vote because you play racial politics all the time (Hey, Whitey, yeah you! Sit in the back of the bus!). It's going to be a long, boring campaign.

If President Obama carries only those states where he had a net positive approval rating in 2011 …Obama would lose the 2012 election to the Republican nominee 323 electoral votes to 215.
- - - The Examiner : Feb. 1, 2012.

January 30, 2012 » Barack Obama & His Teddy Bear . . .
(From the Department of Fish Gotta Swim, Birds Gotta Fly).

Its going to be a long, boring campaign! What's his Teddy Bear, you ask?

Why, his constant sense of grievance, what else! He takes it with him wherever he goes, just like Sebastian Flyte and his Teddy Bear in Brideshead Revisited!

January 29, 2012 » Tricky Dick!

It's going to be a long, boring campaign. Until November, it's going to be Barry and Mitt, Mitt and Barry, all the time. The Mocha Messiah and the Man from Bain Capital. The Fairness Man and the Money Bags Man. The dead tree press and the fizzling electronic media are desperate to find something, anything to amuse us with, lest we stop consuming their awful product and go some place else for the news. Now we presented with the incontrovertible fact that Richard Nixon was dating Nikita Khrushchev and Anthony Blanche at the same time. Nixon was as Gay as a fruit cake! . . . and if da Vinci and Michaelangelo were alive today, they'd get married and honeymoon at Disney World® (did you know that Ford Maddox Ford drove a Chevy and was allergic to soap, according to Hemingway?)!

Jan. 27, 2012 » Squeeze and Squeeze & Then Squeeze Some More . . .

In a nutshell, this is how the United States government treats its taxpayers.

January 27, 2012 » Not the Only Filthy Rich Man in the Race . . .

People are starting to ask this question : Will Sheldon Adleson (born 1933 in Boston, Mass.) beat Mitt Romney in the Florida GOP primary next Tuesday?

January 25, 2012 » Part 463 : A Hunchback's Progress.

Newt Gingrich is so crooked corkscrews laugh at him for being hunchbacked! If you still believe Newt Gingrich has your best interests at heart, CLICK HERE for a rude awakening.

During the Period of the Roman Empire, Hunchbacks
Were Considered to be Usually Deformed in Several Areas of the Body . . .

January 23, 2012 » San Francisco Blows!

Perhaps the most remarkable thing about this morning's Wall Street Journal page A3 article on widespread corruption in the SFPD is not the story about the head of the California Drug Task Force, who regularly stole cocaine from San Francisco hookers and charged them "rent" to walk certain street corners, but the forensics laboratory worker who managed to make illicit evidence disappear up his nose whenever a fresh shipment of "product" would arrive in the police evidence locker room. Talk about a job with side benefits!

January 20, 2012 » What Next?

Pretty soon scientists in the UK will be allowed to experiment using three adults, through the process of IVF, in order to achieve the conception of one single child. They haven't quite worked out the bugs, however. In experiments with lab rats, some of the offspring of these artificial tripartite unions are born with two heads!

Jan. 17, 2012 » Huntsman Exits, Stage Left.

John Huntsman was never short of funds (his father is filthy rich). While debating the other candidates he was apt to lapse into Mandarin - - - WOW!, Impressive! (Russia expert Condi Rice doesn't know a word of Russian and she got to be Sec. of State)! So to some he looked practically unstoppable. It was a pity, however, that the New York Times doesn't vote in the Republican primaries. If that had been the case, John Huntsman would have won every GOP primary in a landslide!

January 16, 2012 » . . . As Time Goes By.

The satirical English novelist, Evelyn Waugh, was very fond of revealing designated milestones for those particular periods in one's life when you fully realize that you are no longer young. I have a new one : there comes a time when you consider yourself a lucky survivor rather than a clever fighter.

January 16, 2012 » The Cult of Michael King (Continued . . .)

The baleful influence of Michael King (his pappy later changed both their names to something else) continues, graced by a national holiday (the year President Reagan signed the bill making King's Birthday a national holiday was also the same year in which Reagan signed the Immigration Amnesty of 1986, proving once again that old men who have become senile should not be permitted to remain in public office), goes on & on without respite. We have witnessed one of his admirers, Herman Cain, run for President and date outside marriage just as THE HOLY ONE did (not to mention the White hookers, too)! It seems that in order to be a Republican in good standing one must bow down and kiss the phony plaster effigy of the unblemished moral monster of the perpetual hustle. I suppose this proves being a modern-day Republican and being a Stalinist Muscovite Communist have practically become one in the same. For more details, CLICK HERE.

January 15, 2012 » Romney Gives SC Woman $150 . . .

. . . He's got her vote!

January 14, 2012 » How Mitt Romney Stayed on Top . . .

Now that the Republican presidential nomination race is practically over and Mitt Romney seems to be coasting to the convention, it is not unreasonable to ask ourselves how he managed to do it. What one thing did he do to make himself the winner? What political sleight-of-hand did he use to completely skin his opponents of their political fortunes?

First let us consider two former front runners : sure, Rick Perry had problems with forced inoculations for young girls and with the pay-to-play culture of Austin. Everyone knows that pocketing 1.6 million smackeroos from Freddie Mac back in the days when he was a lobbyist, or historian if you will, was what really sunk Newt Gingrich. But Slick Rick and The Gingrich Who Stole Christmas had one big thing in common, above all, that destroyed their presidential ambitions. For Perry it was the Texas DREAM Act which he championed in 2001. This supremely ill-advised bit of Texas legislation gave preference to illegal aliens over American citizens in the charging of reduced in-state tuition. In 2001 being rah-rah Open Borders was much more fashionable than it would turn out to be 10 years later. In short, Slick Rick's past caught up with him and grabbed him by the bolo-tie! With Gingrich, the tragedy of his political life has always been a constant talent for the self-inflicted wound. He didn't have to let one casual remark during a debate stand, but he did : Newt mentioned in passing that illegal aliens who were resident in the US for more than 25 years could apply for permanent residency status in front of Community Board. Gingrich refused to back down and proudly stood by this insipid remark. Within days his candidacy went down in flames.

Alone of all the major candidates Mitt Romney has made speech after speech in which he promises to deport and deny welfare benefits to illegal aliens. Romney's paramount political problem has always been nobody seems to believe one word of anything he says. It hasn't been until quite recently that Romney has taken political heat from the left over his "surprising" anti-illegal alien stance. Being targeted by the left for taking a customary right-wing position always does a wishy-washy or flip-flopping moderate Republican a power of political good. With each fresh barrage coming from the left, Romney has inexorably risen in the polls! And with each fresh uptick in the polls, Romney has doubled down on his anti-illegal aliens stance, and with each passing day, he highlights it all the more to his political advantage!

Mitt Romney may be many things but he is not stupid. Who knows? Romney might even talk about Obama's recent abominable unconstitutional executive amnesty for illegals during the forthcoming general election campaign! Imagine a Republican politician challenging The Brown Jesus about anything! Will wonders never cease!

January 13, 2012 » Would Jesus Lie like a Bastard?

Barack Obama, 2008 : "No political appointees in an Obama-Biden administration will be permitted to work on regulations or contracts directly and substantially related to their prior employer for two years. And no political appointee will be able to lobby the executive branch after leaving government service during the remainder of the administration."

Barack Obama, 2012 : "Cecilia Munoz."

Jan. 12, 2012 » DEBBIE WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ (still fakin' it!).

Still attempting in vain to blame the shooting of Congresswoman Gabby Giffords on the Tea Party, DNC Chairwoman (and Congresswoman from Florida) Debbie Wasserman-Schultz has called Tea Party events full of "edginess," "lack[ing] in civility," and examples of [bad] "conduct." Your couldn't be more wrong, Debbs. "Tea Baggers" want to see you doing the perp walk in an orange jump suit, you two-bit criminal, you! An orange jump suit would be the best fashion accessory for you! It would really make that corkscrew hairdo of yours stand out!

January 10, 2012 » Astonished!

The look of complete surprise on Mitt Romney's face is not because winning the GOP nomination turned out to be so easy for him. It is because, within the top ranks of the party, nothing even remotely reassembling conservatism exists. What should have been a life-and-death struggle all the way to the convention for him turned out to be the easiest of cake walks. The reason why Huntsman, Gingrich and the rest of the mangy crew seem so bitter is simply because they are absolutely green with envy. Why couldn't they be so lucky?! They don't have any strong political beliefs or opinions either!!! Why does Mittens get to grab the brass ring and they don't.