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Oct. 21, 2010 » A Conspiracy Between a Louse & a Flea.

It has often been said that a Republican or a Democrat would much rather lose to his ostensible opponent rather than suffer defeat at the hands of a rank outsider.  Such seems to be the case developing in the Colorado Governor's race between Democrat John Hickenlooper and Republican Dan Maes.  The rank outsider is Tom Tancredo, erstwhile Republican Congressman and constant agitator against Third World immigrants, legal and illegal alike, who is now in second place and gaining on the favorite.

Right now Hickenlooper is polling between 45% and 40%, Tancredo between 40% and 35%, while Maes is struggling to keep his candidacy from sinking below the 10% level.  Rather than pull out of the race altogether, Maes is striving to play the role of spoiler, hoping to throw the election to Hickenlooper --- for all the votes he gets will be at the expense of the Tancredo candidacy.  The "Tea Party" insurgency continues to discombobulate the hierarchy of the Republican Party.  Strictly entre-nous, any Republican bigwig will tell you in private that he would much rather see a Republican lose to a Democrat than see a conservative, from outside the Republican Party, beat a Democrat.  Any muckety-muck among the Republicans would find this state of affairs absolutely appalling if not downright disgusting!  There is always a next time for the losers in either of the two political parties.  But outsiders are a poison pill on Party Business.  There is always a next time and there is always a constant need to raise lots of money for that next time!  Remember the story of the franchise owners of McDonald's and Burger King who got together to firebomb the little pushcart on the corner that was selling hotdogs at 2 for a buck?  Here's hoping that Tom Tancredo is wearing an asbestos suit that not only wards off incendiaries but also repels elephant stampedes and downpourings of donkey shit!



Oct. 18, 2010 » (Overheard in a Bar) : "She Sure Likes the Bone!"

From the death of Leonid Brezhnev in 1982 to the fall the Berlin Wall in 1989, the electronic organs of propaganda in the Soviet Union were under internal siege.  The information they delivered had become ridiculously unbelievable and the manner in which it was presented had become quite farcical.  In Moscow, a café sport had developed whereby patrons would laugh and jeer at the television set in the corner that was spouting out the latest preposterous claims of the Central Committee, while an incredulous audience would gulp back great drafts of vodka in indignant protest.  Needless to say, Soviet party members, witnessing such grotesque ribaldry, would become nervous at this disrespectful sight.  Once Soviet statements were treated with obedient silence and overt respect, now the latest party claims provoked merriment which had formerly been exclusively accorded to the clowns of the famous Moscow Circus.

Communist Kiss - DT CLUB

In this most Republican of years, Democrats seem to be flopping on verbal banana peels.  In a debate between Susana Martinez (R.) and Diane Denish (D.) for the office of Governor in the great state of New Mexico, Ms. Denish made a rather noticeable faux pas : she charged Ms. Martinez with misappropriating public money while she sat in the chair of County District Attorney. Ms. Denish claimed that Ms. Martinez had taken public monies meant solely for border security “and gave big, fat boners” in an indiscriminate manner alike to friends and family.

Diane Denish is about 10 points behind in most polls.  After her recent utterance regarding Ms. Martinez's sexual proclivities, 10 points behind might very well be the closest she will ever get to her opponent, big fat boners or not!



October 17, 2010 » The Midterms ...

When all is said and done, the campaigns in this year's national midterm election must be considered to be without much flavor or substance.  The insurgency, known as the Tea Party, has afforded some interest to the proceedings but, again it must be said, this insurgency, within the ranks of the Republican Party, must be considered natural in our present-day political circumstances.

We are all children of 911 and our Darwinian struggle for survival is a process of natural selection dealt to us through the operation of limited choice : it is still either Republican or Democrat; it is still spend wildly until we come up against instant bankruptcy or live in a declining situation of slow bankruptcy -- -- -- in our rush to national suicide. It is the fast gun or the slow knife.  It is to be quick self-murder or a slow opening of the national vein, letting our collective life's blood slowly ooze out.

It would now appear that no False Flag will materialize before November 2nd.  The Oklahoma City bombing of 1995 and the bombings in Washington and New York of 2001 were meant to save the worthless political hides of Bill Clinton and George W. Bush and his Republicans in the succeeding year’s elections.  Both "incidents" were followed by relentless verbal skeins of propaganda, broadcast ed electronically : with Oklahoma City it was "the right wing militia" movement; with 911 it was Osama bin Laden, who over a period of 18 months, somehow morphed into Saddam Hussein, with the “threat” from Afghanistan changing into the potential “threat” of Iraq.  Without the left wing media being altogether paramount in repeating the horrendous lies of the Democrats and the Republicans, political fabrications might not have been converted into the ultimate political realities of 1996 and 2002 --- for we are still stuck with the lies that Oklahoma City & 911 engendered.

Even though the left-wing media is by no means absent and can still conjure up a bit of the old hocus-pocus every now and then, its ability to work propaganda miracles has been greatly diminished since 2002, thanks to the still increasing power of the Internet.  The transnational media may still be able to send a lie halfway around the world before the truth can get its boots on, but when the truth finally manages to get fully dressed, it can, at the very least, fight back with dignity! It just takes a little more time and that period of time grows ever shorter with the accomplished practice of the righteous.

So if the Dems. seem to be at a loss and all the mud they throw at their political adversaries seems to bounce off and not stick, and their cries for their daddies in the transnational media appear to have a hollow ring and that hollow ring is the sound of dying desperation, then, gentle reader, rejoice in the newly minted and exceedingly sweet fact that calumnies proclaimed by politicians are no longer taken for Holy Writ!  Members of the Jackass Party appear to have the look of drowning men and women this October, looking all confusional and delusional.  But the Pachyderm Party must not take too much delight in Jackass discomfort.  Soon it will be their turn in the proverbial barrel!



Oct. 4, 2010 » Phony Foreclosures Chase Phony Mortgages ...

With each passing day, it is becoming clearer and clearer what all the folderol over the "banking crisis" of two years ago was all about.  It was merely a cover to keep wealthy bankers and other Wall Street types, who had given substantial "campaign contributions" to federal politicians of both parties, out of orange jumpsuits --- no more, no less.  Not the least scintilla of a thought was given to shoring up the US economy.  The 700 billion + that Congress voted to flush into the coffers of the big five national banks, was but a smokescreen needed to hide the essential fact that the officers these banks had committed grotesque financial crimes which cried out for basic justice, a concept entirely strange to our present-day culture of corruption.

In this morning's New York Times (Click Here), there is a front-page story regarding the fraudulent processing of foreclosure notices : forged signatures and lack of notary verification appear to be the biggest criminal offenses committed by the mortgage firms and the big 5 banks, all seeking to repossess properties in default of monthly payment.  One ranking official of fiduciary trust, charged with reclaiming delinquent property, has admitted to the crime of approving and signing at least 50 foreclosure notices a day without checking on the integrity of prior property deeds and titles.  Mountains of bank paper reveal that signatures on foreclosure notices were either forged or variously applied by separate banking officials using and abusing the same name or alias.

It was ever thus and ever shall be : great crimes unpunished lead to greater crimes still; the day of reckoning is merely postponed, not canceled.  For all the fuss and feathers of two years ago, the storm clouds of national financial ruin continue to gather and cluster on the horizon.  When our national candy store was looted two years ago, the politicians in Washington decided to call up for more candy with which to fatten the friendly thieves.  This policy of rewarding old crime with fresh remuneration is bound to end in tears somewhere along the line.  When that day dawns, the holders of U.S. Treasury securities will kick themselves for foolishly believing in the bad faith and bad credit of the United States.



Oct. 2, 2010 » Our Gendarmes are Prone to Take Offense ...
In January, in a small town near Brest (which is on the cusp of the Atlantic Ocean and where the first doughboys landed in 1917), a 19 yr.-old, who had a long list of petty criminal convictions, was stopped by the local constabulary for drunk driving. Instead of arresting him and jugging him up for the night, the cops decided to merely confiscate his car keys, telling the punk to pick them up the next morning at the police station, but forcing him to walk home on a very cold night.
Some sober days later, the drunk decided to go on Facebook® and spill his guts about the incident, animadverting on the actions of the police in a most harsh manner.
This week our erstwhile drunk was sentenced to 3 months in jail for "insulting a governmental official engaged in the discharge of lawful authority" --- (my translation).
If our French ex-drunk had said something about Barry's Birth Certificate, or lack thereof, he might have gotten years in the deepest dungeons of the Bastille!
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October 1, 2010 » Having a Series of Nervous Breakdowns in Public ...
Referring to a time, almost four years past (January, 2003-January, 2007), when the Republicans controlled the White House & both Houses of Congress, the Man Without a Birth Certificate (otherwise known as the President of the United States) urged fellow Democrats, the other day, to vote in November : IT TOOK TIME TO FREE THE SLAVES, the erstwhile Miracle Worker opined. A man in a white coat, holding a butterfly net, was not in attendance when the drooling Brown Jesus made this statement. The real Jesus wept upon hearing such insane cretinism.


Sept. 30, 2010 » Oh Where, Oh Where Has the Third Gimmick Gone?
In November, 1994 Bill Clinton looked just about done when alone came the dot.com boom and all those lovely capital gains receipts just flowed into the Treasury in a seemingly endless stream! (With a little help from Bob Dole in '96, who thought Brooklyn was still in the National League!). In the Summer of 2003 the un-Invasion & un-Conquest of Iraq might have cooked George W. Bush's reëlection chances until the wizard of Wall St., Alan Greenspan, came up with a Fed overnight rate of one-percent and then, voilà!, food stamp mortgages for welfare moms & Illegal Aliens would be just the right rocket fuel that utterly mad Dr. Greenspan would use to over-dose an ailing US economy! --- but oh no, what a hangover!
Barry looked forlorn and lost amid the painted and wooden garden chairs yesterday in Des Moines. Things weren't supposed to turn out this way for the Brown Jesus! Where's our Prez.'s White Knight? Oh Where, Oh Where is the 3rd Gimmick!?


Michaelmas, 2010 » Rumbled, Again!

The eternal question, these days, is why does Barry Spendalicious always seem to be in a perpetual state of constant whining? Could it be that this Wall St. stooge is just somebody who can't find his ass in broad daylight, even with the extra help of both hands, an arc-lamp, and a tri-state road map?


September 27, 2010 » Have We Arrived
At Our Final Destination as a Nation?
Men can live and act together only if they are bound together by code and custom, myth and legend, sculpture and song.
Where such underlying orthodoxy is lacking we find ourselves in the midst of an aggregate of ghettos, not a society.
Men need a common mythology. ---
Frederick Wilhelmsen, (1923-1996).


Sept. 25, 2010 » Completely Detached from Reality.
Yesterday Congresswoman Zoë Zofgren invited Steve Colbert, a comedian, to testify in front of her committee. Colbert told some jokes, in an ironical vein, that were supposed to highlight the necessity of maintaining our open border with Mexico, so that illegal Mexican agricultural workers might continue to jump it, and so that well-off people, like Colbert, might continue to enjoy the relatively low price of fresh-picked produce in American groceries. He did not tell any jokes about the occasional salmonella outbreak, thanks to the customary sanitary habits of Mexican field-hands.
Republicans are from Hell, Democrats are from Uranus ...


Sept. 22, 2010 » Baseball Has Been Berry, Berry Good to Me ...

Beginning in 1930 and ending in 1994, the Democrats lost control of the House of Representatives only twice.  After losing control in the midterm elections of 1946, they bounced back with Truman in 1948; after being edged out in the Eisenhower landslide of 1952, they regained control in the mid-terms of 1954. 

The 12 years they spent in the political wilderness, from 1994 to 2006, were difficult for them and they seemed to have lost their bearings.  Democrats are, after all, a political organization that is made up of many factions.  These factions tolerate each other only so that they may divvy up the spoils from the public treasury when the party comes to power in Washington.  During the eight years of George W. Bush, almost as much taxpayer money was spent as during the five years of LBJ.  Quite an achievement for a "conservative" Republican!  In 2008 the Democrats got their man elected to the White House and they promptly went on an orgy of mindless spending.  And of course they let their factions feed greedily at the public trough, a place where they had expected to be, in their best bib and tucker, for many years to come.

But the Sammy Sosa of steroid-enhanced and corked-bat of Presidents, Barry Spendalicious, would lead his fellow Democrats up the garden path and straight over a political cliff.  The Democrats are used to power, and they are not in the habit of giving it up.  Which is why this seeming docility in the current campaign is so strange.  They are not putting up much of a fight to say the least.  Perhaps they know that their ascension to power in 2006 was in large measure a pathetic sham.  They promised to defund the occupation in Iraq.  They promised to cut back "wasteful" spending.  But when they arrived in Washington in January of 2007, they did the opposite with a vengeance.  It was the steroids of public relations and the corked-bat of media hype that would keep them going on fumes for next two years.  As much as they would like to blame Bush for their disasters, they now have only themselves to blame and they seem to be walking sheepishly to the scaffold of electoral ruin.

The fantasies and hobgoblins of the past seem to be of no further use to them.  When Sammy Sosa was exposed as a cheat, he liked to change the subject and talk about the time when he was so poor and playing ball in the Dominican Republic that he was forced to make a fielder's mitt out of an old rusty milk carton.  He told this tale so often that he hoaxed the editors of the Encyclopedia Britannica, who placed this confidence game against history between distinguished hard covers!

One can only wonder what history will say about the 2010 Congressional Democrats and the flim-flam artist in the White House without a Birth Certificate!  Did they all just manage to steal everything that was not nailed down or did they manage to simply delude themselves and walk, in a state of deep self-hypnosis, through a horrid fantasyland of self-delusion? Only time will tell, but the nation, such as it is, will be left paying the bill for years to come.



Sept. 20, 2010 » Halloween Will Be Early This Year ...
Although these mid-term elections for Congress have proven to be extremely desultory so far, the two Washington crime families, the pink elephants & the jackasses, have supplied us all with the odd laugh, here and there.
It appears that the Republican candidate for the Delaware US Senate seat was once a witch! Who said that American politics wasn't fraught with farce! Perhaps Ms. O'Donnell will consider starring in Monty Python & the Holy Grail 2 (She's a Witch! --- Burn Her!) after Nov. 2, when she will have more time on her hands?!



Sept. 16, 2010 » Shakedown Street : Corruption in Action?
Ms. Eleanor Holmes Norton (not related to Sherlock) is the "Congresswoman" from the District of Columbia. Under the US Constitution, such a designation is strictly honorary --- a DC rep. cannot cast a vote on legislation (only members from the several states can). She appears to be laughing about possibly committing a crime or, at the very least, a shakedown. On the transcript of the recording below, she seems to be selling her office for campaign bucks. My advice to you, you poor slob, is don't send her any money, no matter how hard she begs!

This is, uh, Eleanor Norton, Congresswoman Eleanor Holmes Norton. Uh, I noticed that you have given to uh, other colleagues on the Transportation and Infrastructure Committee. I am a, um, Senior Member, a twenty year veteran and am Chair of the Sub-committee on Economic Development, Public Buildings and Emergency Management. I’m handling the largest economic development project in the United States now, the Homeland Security Compound of three buildings being built on the uh, old St. Elizabeth’s hospital site in the District of Columbia along with uh, fifteen other, uh, sites here for, that are part of the stimulus .

I was, frankly, uh, uh, surprised to see that we don’t have a record, so far as I can tell, of your having given to me despite my uh, long and deep uh, work. In fact, it’s been my major work, uh, on the committee and sub-committee it’s been essentially in your sector.

I am, I’m simply candidly calling to ask for a contribution. As the senior member of the um, committee and a sub-committee chair, we have (chuckles) obligations to raise, uh funds. And, I think it must have been me who hasn’t, frankly, uh, done my homework to ask for a contribution earlier. So I’m trying to make up for it by asking for one now, when we particularly, uh, need, uh contributions, particularly those of us who have the seniority and chairmanships and are in a position to raise the funds.

I’m asking you to give to Citizens for Eleanor Holmes Norton, PO Box 70626, DC, 20024. I’ll send you a follow-up note with appreciation for having heard me out. Thanks again.
 


September 15, 2010 » Dooo duh Funky Chicken! --- (Part 463).
Way back in 2006, in the Bush White House, they dropped some acid and smoked some dust & came up with ... Amnesty for Illegal Aliens!!! Karl Rove now says that Christine O'Donnell, who just beat RINO Mike Castle in the Delaware Republican US Senate primary race, has baggage and can't win in this Democrat state! Hey, Karl, what are you doing out on the streets without your orange jumpsuit?!


September 13, 2010 »
How to Have Sex with Your Dog on Your Wedding Night
And Not Feel the Least Bit Guilty Afterwards ...
Newt Gingrich, the washed up Republican motor mouth, has just been quoted on the New York Times web site as saying the following :

 “What if [Obama] is so outside our comprehension, that only if you understand Kenyan, anticolonial behavior, can you begin to piece together [his actions]? That is the most accurate, predictive model for his behavior.”
&
"Obama is a person who is fundamentally out of touch with how the world works, who happened to have played a wonderful con, as a result of which he is now president."

Just imagine : two years ago no Republican, worth more than 2 cents, would have been caught dead saying such "racist" things. How the mighty have fallen & how the motor mouths are now fully employed! --- better late than never, I guess?


September 7, 2010 » More Cowbell!
Barry Spendalicious, he of the birth certificate on his forehead, appears to be running strictly on fumes these days.  Yesterday in Milwaukee he promised to spend a freshly printed stack of $50 billion on mass-transit construction jobs that would be “shovel-ready.”

That Barry spent $800 billion on jobs of this type in February of last year (with the help of Pelosi & Reid), promising to keep unemployment under 8%, begs the question -- -- -- what happened to all that money or is Barry now just shoveling shit with his gold-plated shovel?

Perhaps what we see is the boomerang effect in full action.  The more Barry shouts about spending money he does not have, the more frightened the voters will become, so after all Barry’s shouting is done, the voters will be ultimately rendered into a state of abject terror!  It is understandable that Barry wants to coax the minuscule Socialist base from its haunts, but it would seem Barry can’t count nor appraise value.  With a little less than 20% of the public wanting to go the full Leninist route and crash the dollar and kill the economy, Barry is hollering into the onrushing wind, to practically little effect and less attention.  More cowbell!  More cowbell!  In Philadelphia they have an even bigger bell at Independence Hall but it's already cracked!



Doris Day - Detective Club
 BILLBOARD NIRVANA IN SUBURBIA --- Doris Day in THE THRILL OF IT ALL! (1963).

... The Americans, who are the most efficient people on the earth, have carried this device --- (the use of "ready-made phrases") --- to such a height of perfection & have invented so wide a range of pithy and hackneyed phrases that they can carry on an amusing & animated conversation without giving a moment's reflection to what they are saying & so leave their minds free to consider the more important matters of big business & fornication ...
Cakes and Ale --- DT CLUB


September 2, 2010 » The Man to the Image.
The English have a piquant saying : One cannot polish a turd but you can certainly roll it in glitter. Barack Hussein Obama, step right up!


On October 5, 1963 President John F. Kennedy meets with his Secretary of Defense, Robert S. McNamara, in the Oval Office. They continue a discussion, begun three days earlier, in which they talk over, in general terms, the desirability of withdrawing all US combat troops from South Vietnam by the end of 1965. Kennedy records their words on a secret taping system ...

Kennedy : Well, I think the only thing is if it's going horribly [the war in Vietnam], just from the public point of view, a withdrawal would seem illogical. It's going to have to be formally announced rather than just do it by attrition, if you really are doing it ... [but Kennedy seems to radically change his expressed thinking about the South Vietnam situation just seconds later, and then comes out for final withdrawal from South Vietnam] ... Let's just go ahead and do it without making a formal statement about it.

McNamara : All right.


In December 1963, President Johnson rescinds Kennedy's October order, which sets forth the withdrawal of the first group of 1,000 military personnel (out of a total of 16,000 in S. Vietnam at the end of 1963) from South Vietnam before January 1, 1964.


Aug. 30, 2010 » ... Men, Without Hats, Go Strolling in the Rain ...

For those who wait, in a state of high expectation, for Barry Spendalicious to have a Denzel Washington, breakdown moment, à la Training Day (“I'm [mother-loving] King Kong!”), that moment will probably never arrive.  But we have a hint of a certain loss of cool from the most prestigious occupant of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave., when he says : “I can't spend all my time with my Birth Certificate plastered on my forehead!”

The problemo is that none of us has ever seen Barry's Birth Certificate, plastered on this forehead or anywhere else on his body.  You don't have to get tetchy, Barry, your Birth Certificate is something that we would really, really, really like to see, just for reasons of simple curiosity.

And while you're at it, why don't you explain to us, we the American Dumbos, why you have felt it necessary to spend more than $1 million, in legal fees, of Democrat Party campaign money to keep it hidden!  This exercise in futility was undertaken strictly as purely diversionary tactics, considering that there never was a genuine, unforged Hawaiian Birth Certificate to conceal in the first place!

Better yet Barry, don't wear your Birth Certificate plastered to your forehead, but wipe your ass with it!  By doing so, you would be making a very pungent political statement that should wind up in the Men’s Fashion pages of Esquire.



August 27, 2010 » Quoi?!
Currently in front of the French National Assembly is a proposed law that would automatically strip French citizenship from any naturalized Frenchman would engages in "welfare fraud." Its chances of passage appear certain.
For the last year or two, the French press has been chock-o-block with stories of Arabs and Blacks from Algeria, Tunisia, and sub-Saharan Africa, all possessing acquired French nationality, who have established bevies of multiple "wives" in the Hexagon, setting them up in numerous apartments and setting about collecting state welfare payments on behalf of their captive women, much in the manner of the workings of a pimp (for some unknown reason the French call a pimp a "mackerel").
How about we take a page out of the French cookbook and use this recipe of French legal "sauce" in good, ole US of A? Vive, Le Marquis de Lafayette!



Aug. 26, 2010 » Does Lindsey Graham Have His Phone Number?

The eight years of the Bush “Shrub” administration were certainly one long, strange trip.  Up until September 10, 2001 the Republicans looked like they were headed for a massacre in the 2002 off-year elections, in no small measure thanks to the amiable dunce that they had placed in the White House.  After a cruise missile pierced the first 3 outer rings of the southwestern corner of the Pentagon and the truss systems of WTC No. 1 & WTC No.2 crumbled in defiance of Newtonian physics before WTC No. 7 magically collapsed in a puff of smoke some hours later, the Republican Party would go from strength to strength in 2002 and 2004.  Never mind that Osama bin Laden had morphed into Saddam Hussein, over a period of 18 months, from September, 2001 to March, 2003, in the greatest propaganda campaign the world has ever seen since Dr. Goebbels committed suicide just as the Red Army was ready to drive into the heart of Berlin in April 1945.

After GW Bush eked out a reëlection victory in 2004 he appointed bachelor and man-about-town Ken Mehlman to be the new chairman of the Republican National Committee in January, 2005.  That summer, Mr. Mehlman would show up at the NAACP convention and apologize for Richard Nixon's Southern Strategy, i.e. for ignoring the Black vote in favor of courting the White vote!  The next year, under the direction of Karl Rove, he would tout the benefits of Amnesty for illegal aliens.  After the expected debacle of Republican hopes at the polls in 2006, Mehlman resigned.  Many wondered what took him so long.

Ken Mehlman has been in the news lately for publicly proclaiming his evident homosexuality and plumping for gay marriage.  But the mystery remains : why did George W. Bush promote such a will-o'-wisp to be chairman of the RNC in 2005?

Once upon a time the eminent British commentator Malcolm Muggeridge wrote a famous essay about The Great Liberal Death Wish.  Muggeridge died in 1990.  If he were still living today, no doubt he would do a follow-up : The Great Republican Death Wish.

Barry Spendalicious looks like he is headed for certain defeat in 2012 --- but have no fear Democrats, Bob Dole is considering coming out of retirement and making another try for the big brass ring at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue!



Aug. 22, 2010 » It's Policy, It's Business, It's Propaganda, It's a Scam.
The transnational media has a long-standing policy of pushing the perverted notion that Third World students in the US and Western Europe are something an "enriching" experience for the hosting countries. What is really going on is mass immigration by academic means. A series of recent articles in the UK Press has throughly exposed the swindle. In UK universities, British & European Union (Germany, France, Italy, etc.) students cannot be charged admittance & maintenance fees in excess of £3,290 per annum. The UK Educational Authority (the London government) verses to the university system about £5,000 for each British or EU student as an additional subsidy per head, depending upon the course of instruction. But foreign students (India, Pakistan, etc.) are charged at a rate of £20,000 per annum for the same course in the same universities, to the point that now 1 in 10 students in British universities is either non-British or non-EU.
This year many prospective British and EU students have been denied admittance to university because pride of place has been reserved for their more "enriching" brethren from beyond the Channel and Mediterranean ("enriching" in these circumstances does not mean race or culture but a fat wallet!). But never fear. Many Third Worlders, with 20,000 Quid to burn, are not actually attending classes. £20,000 is simply the price for a UK student visa, a means by which a rich Third Worlder can stay in the UK, flunk out, cut class and vanish forever into the bowels of either Birmingham or London. Isn't education a wonderful and "enriching" thing? It is the tax-paying citizens of the UK who are the real dunces and dopes!
DT Club


August 18, 2010 » Surprise, Surprise!!! --- (Part 463).
Upon taking up residence in La Maison Blanche on January 20, 2009, our Ghetto Fabulous Prez., Barry Spendalicious, directed that the US State Dept. issue him a brand, spanking, new US Passport. And what's more, the fawning state dept. people, who now worked for him, didn't even ask to see his Birth Certificate, unlike those nasty Hawaiian postal workers who laughed in his face when our Barry showed up at the Special Services window to buy a book of stamps and, oh, by the way, here's a copy of a forged Hawaiian Certificate of Live Birth, and give me a US Passport while you're at it, chop-chop and double-quick, and make it snappy!
The Indonesian Hillbillies - Detective Club
Life's a Bitch when you're forced to travel the world on a crappy Indonesian Passport, that says your name is Barry Soetoro! After all is said & done, getting a US Passport may be the only reason Barry ran for President in 2008 (that, and perhaps taking the supreme pleasure in surrendering to the Red Chinese at which point, he rips the mask from his face to prove that he is really an android sent to hypnotize and conquer us all, created by mad scientists in a lab run by George Soros)!!!



Aug. 13, 2010 » Tomorrow Belongs to the Twitching Mandibles.
David Wolper, the hokey Hollywood producer, died the other day while watching TeeVee (irony of ironies). He fervently believed that insects would inherit the earth (according to his world-class pieceDavid Wolper of boredom, The Hellstrom Chronicle). He may have been right afterall. Hasn't a colony of termites rouges, from Chicago, moved into La Maison Blanche lately?

Speaking of dying in front of the TeeVee set : there has always been a strong rumor that Aldous Huxley (author of Brave New World) snuffed it in his LA bungalow while watching the first reports of the JFK Assassination come over on his 23 inch, B & W Admiral. They say that his wife gave him one last monster load of an LSD injection, helping him to alter his perceptions as he stepped from this plain of existence --- or is it plane? --- into the next astral dimension. At least he put the lights out with a smile on his face!



Aug. 11, 2010 » That was the Sound of the Other Shoe Dropping ...
According to California Lutheran University, California's overall share of US employment has dropped 10% since 1990 (1986 was the year of the Reagan Amnesty; during the four years [1989-1993] of the George HW Bush Administration, legal immigration increased into the US increased by almost 40%)! Silicon Valley, despite the dot. com bubble and the housing bubble, has seen 130,000 tech jobs move to India and China in the last 10 years, leaving 20% of its office space vacant and without hope of finding business tenants anytime in the foreseeable future. At least half a million manufacturing jobs have disappeared from the Golden State in the last 5 years! Right now and rising daily, 20% of the men, women, and children in Los Angeles County are drawing various kinds of county, state, and federal welfare disbursements!
Since 1965, the assimilation of the Third World towards the European ideal of civil order and emeliorating prosperity has been utterly reversed. Like an enormous whirlpool, that grows and expands with each new tide of Third World immigration, its circular movement has turned from the ripping movement of clock-forwards to clock-backwards; and with each new wave of Third World immigration, the newly arrived hordes, from south of the border and beyond the seas, draw the civil government of California towards its final combustion & ultimate collapse.


Le cercueil de Queequeg fut ma bouée de sauvetage  ... (par Herman Melville [Moby Dick]).


August 9, 2010 » The Table-Setters of DC & NYC at Play ...
By now, most observers of the daily news are familiar with the old Leninist principle or slogan : "What's mine is mine, what's yours is negotiable!"
In this vein I am often reminded of an editorial cartoon from the 1920s that I once saw (I wish I had copy of it now!) --- the drawing shows a huge storefront with a sign, almost as grand, saying simply, AMERICA
--- GRAND OPENING!
In front of the store an enormous crowd gathers. In the window there is a gigantic eagle, clutching the Stars & Bars in its beak. Uncle Sam has a huge key on a chain which he is putting in the lock of the entry-grill. But also seen is a swarthy, evil-looking figure, who looks like a Russian commissar and he has take one of the potential customers aside and is whispering in his ear the following: "That was yesterday --- but they went out of business last night!"
All that needs to be changed, to make that old cartoon contemporary, is a hooker with a hiked mini-skirt, holding a microphone, put in substitution of that swarthy Russian commissar. She would represent the our present-day transnational media (of course!).


August 6, 2010 » Mad TeeVee.

Television, that marvelous invention, has confused and deeply puzzled Americans since 1945.  In David Cronenberg's Videodrome (1983) this Canadian film director brings a jaundiced eye to the American obsession with televised sex and violence.  The owner of a sleazy cable station (James Woods) is bewitched, by turns, by his sadomasochistic girlfriend (Deborah Harry) and by a subterranean satellite broadcast, coming out of Pittsburgh, which shows nonstop snuff films from morning to night.  At first he is mildly intrigued by his girlfriend, who likes to slouch on the couch of an evening and burn her tits off with a lit Marlboro®. But one fine day boy loses girl when she runs off to Pittsburgh after she gets the notion that she can become the Queen of the Pittsburgh snuffs.  So distraught does the cable station owner become, at what he realizes too late was the love of a lifetime, that he instantly falls into a world of video-fried hallucinations and winds up killing his business partners with a pistol that has somehow sprouted spontaneously from his hand after being lost in his stomach (you read that right, gentle reader).  The film is a godforsaken mess (it goes without saying), with an incoherent plot which must end within the span of 90 minutes : our hero, hunted for his crimes and bedeviled by murderous, rogue transmissions, entering his brain through his ears, finally finds refuge on an abandoned tugboat.  Going into the hold, he stumbles across the fantastic, cathode image of his lost ladylove on a floor-model Zenith®;  who, after starring in one snuff film too many, is now talking to him dead and on tape.  She urges him to abandon the world of the flesh and join her on the other side where television reception is always of the best and is always crystal clear.  She tells him to take the gun, which is now melting in his hand, and blow his brains out.  He is only too happy to obey.  The film ends.

Detective Club --- Deborah Harry --- Blondie --- Videodrome
 STOP : THAT'S NO WAY TO QUIT THE HABIT!

Some critics, particularly those from New York, lauded the movie, commenting that it all made some kind of weird sense when considered as a whole.  I must say that I have great doubts about such an enthusiastic determination.

Tomorrow or the next day, the events of Videodrome might be tied into the machinations of American politics, such as they are. Try not to hold your breath too deeply, Clubbers!



August 2, 2010 » Backdoor Men ...
It now appears quite clear that, during the Labour Party's 13-year reign (1997-2010), Whitehall phonied up the official figures on legal immigration into the United Kingdom. Before the General Election in May, Gordon Brown, the Prime Minister at the time, boasted that immigration into the UK had been reduced from 300,000 per annum to a descending level of just over 200,ooo.
In today's Daily Telegraph, the new (Tory) Queen's Minister for Immigration revealed that, during 2009, 313,011 non-EU immigrants (mostly from the Third World) were admitted into Britain on student visas, along with 31,285 of their dependents. These figures, needless to say, do not add up! Do the new numbers mean that half a million immigrants were granted admittance into the UK in 2009 or did the figures of 200,000 for immigrant visas & 300,000 for student visas become now somehow intermingled --- not counting visa overstayers (illegal aliens), which would even kite the legal numbers, considering that many illegals wind up being granted bureaucratic amnesty?
The official US figures for legal immigration in 2008 were 1,200,000 immigrant visas issued & 800,000 for work visas. Has George W. Bush lied to us? Will Barry Spendalicious suppress the truth? Is Gordon Brown a role model for US politicians, who believe in Open Borders, when it comes to counting immigration visas?


August 1, 2010 » If a Tree ...
Evelyn Waugh, the 20th Century English novelist, mentioned in The Loved One that the everyday to-and-fro of household distress can itself possess great philosophical implications. In the same vein, if a Leftist politician falls in full view of ABC, CBS, or NBC, etc., does he make a sound if no one is watching?


July 31, 2010 » (I Don't Want to Go to) Chelsea ...
... you weren't invited, either ...


July 27, 2010 » Going from Nightmare to Nightmare ...
After watching Black Angel (1946), the type of Hollywood movie the French used to go nuts over, I have had a series of recurrent nightmares : it is the story of a sympathetic, dipsomaniacal songwriter (Dan Duryea) who falls in love with a cool, blonde housewife (June Vincent) whose no-good, cheating husband is weeks away from being strapped into the electric chair for a murder that he did not commit. The real murderer may or may not be Peter Lorre, who runs a plush clip joint where keeps a big bruiser of a bodyguard on a short leash who is always just on the verge of breaking somebody's head and bones. The guy who directed most of the Basil Rathbone Sherlock Holmes pictures does the honors here in chilling fashion.

In the middle of the night I wake up, in a cold sweat, my mouth open in the shape of a silent scream. Every morning I rouse myself in hopes of relief from my night-terrors until I realize who is really in the White House ...


July 26, 2010 » One Day the Dam will Burst ...

Too much unnecessary attention has been paid to Senator Jim Webb of Virginia's recent op-ed in last week's Wall Street Journal about getting rid of race quotas.  He didn't even say that race quotas should be abolished outright (he still thinks that poor, “deserving” Blacks should continue to be the beneficiaries of them).  But he goes on at length about the Immigration Act of 1965, saying that Third World immigrants have taken advantage of race quotas even though they were never held as slaves by the great, great grandfather's of today's Whites.  He indicates that the recently arrived Third-Worlders shouldn't do this.  Well, isn't that special!

Senator Webb is faced with the daunting prospect of having to run for reëlection in 2012.  He knows that Barry Spendalicious got only 43% of the White vote in 2008 (are there that many White academicians with guilty consciences?  Are there that many White cops with $100,000+ municipal pensions?).  Senator Webb has to throw Whitey a bone every now and then for the purposes of saving his worthless political hide!  It must be remembered that this is the man who voted to confirm Sonia Sotomayor to the US Supreme Court & who will vote for Elena Kagan, two quota cuties who light up the American multicultural sky!  The latest banking bill, that Senator Web enthusiastically voted for, is devoted in no small part to making sure that anti-White quotas and preferences are rigorously enforced in bank lending and bank hiring.  One day the dam will burst and Whitey will wake up and start to pay attention!  Senator Webb is just hoping and praying that this moment won’t arrive before 2013.



July 25, 2010 » (S)tuff (W)hite (P)eople Don't (L)ike ...
... Barack Hussein Obama and his phony Hawaiian Certificate Of Live Birth.


July 21, 2010 » Spencer Ackerman Wants to Rule the World.

The New York newspaper strike of 1962 went on so long that it ran into the Spring of 1963.  It would have wide ramifications outside the five boroughs of America's largest and most important city.  During that time the three major networks, all located on the isle of Manhattan, would extend their time allotments for national evening news from 15 to 30 minutes.  By 1968, the more than the 10 city newspapers of 1962 would be reduced in number to 3 : the “quality” New York Times, the “conservative” New York Daily News, and the Socialist New York Post : the other papers falling by the wayside because of overly aggressive salary demands made by the crafts unions.

At the beginning of the 60s, New York was the capital of a vibrant printed press which syndicated its product throughout the nation.  By the end of the decade, the electronic media would reign supreme : so much so, that Vice President Spiro Agnew would turn the three networks into a political foil.  The New York Times was now in control of an effective monopoly in the print business : unabashedly sending its left-wing content to smaller papers from Bangor to Honolulu.

This appalling state of affairs would remain constant until the event of the Drudge Report and the Clinton-Lewinsky scandal.  Only after 1998 did the massive monolith begin to crack.  So that today the electronic press is considered no more than a shill for whoever is in the White House, and the New York Times is but a shadow of its former self, an Oracle that when it spoke, used to speak without question, without challenge and without interruption.

There is no need to rehash the media bias of 2008 for Barack Obama.  The three networks and the New York Times had fallen in love with him, it goes without saying, but they could not shepherd him over the finish line unaided.  For that to happen, the services of John McCain, the Republican Party's Designated Loser, were indispensable.  (McCain proving to be an admirer of the “Secret Sharer” principles of Joseph Conrad). The big three and the Old Gray Lady would make themselves look even ridiculous by cheering Obama on and they would do themselves severe damage in a business sense, simply by alienating watchers and readers who would become repelled by the fulsomeness of the blasphemous worship heaped upon the Democrat candidate.

But for the self-appointed media darlings there would prove to be some gut-wrenching moments during Barry's quest for the nomination & the White House : perhaps the most gut-wrenching moment of all would be the advent of the unrighteous Reverend Wright, who had spewed Chicago fire and Chicago brimstone against Whitey for 20 years, through which time Barry would mutter AMEN as he sat in the pews.

There was then a time when all seemed about to be lost for the old media's precious Chosen One.  Facts, as they say, can be disconcerting things.  Michael Tomasky was positively hysterical about the prospect that Obama might be exposed and rumbled for the cheap politician that hid in the center of the rotten core : We need to throw chairs now, try as hard as we can to get the call next time. Otherwise the questions in October will be exactly like this.  This is just a disease [criticism of Obama for playing the race card].”

Though you, Gentle Reader, should Thank God every day for the Internet, Communism is not dead yet, the last stake, that settles accounts for good and all, not yet having been driven through its corrupt heart.  So Communism, despite its manifold murders and failures since 1917, still walks the night, zombie-like.

Why just this morning, in Bucharest, the moldy body of Nicolai Ceausescu was exhumed in the furtherance of scientific examination.  Communism still stands on the welcome mat of the New York Times and other places --- its adherents more passionate than Christians in the certainty of miracles.