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Pilliwinks!
Detective Club of Jersey City - Pilliwinks!
Minute, Papillon! ou vis à papillon?

  On Account of the recent disturbances in Villiers, a bedroom community located just ten miles from major tourist attractions, such as the Eiffel Tower, UK Travel Agents have suffered a sizable drop in their French trade. All of a sudden, France, rather than England, can be said to be suffering from a Crime Problem. UK Travel Agents have their Knickers in a Twist and their Panties in a Bunch over this wounding loss of custom!


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  ADDENDUM, November 29, 2007 --- On 9-12, The World Was Still the Same : It Stayed Crooked! More than any other American politician, Rudy Giuliani, on September 11, 2001, then in his final four months as NYC's Mayor, profited politically and financially from that tragic day. Nothing but a glorified undertaker, he presided over hundreds of funerals in his ebbing time as Mayor. After he left office he became a multi-millionaire through speaking engagements and by selling himself as the Mr. Clean of " Security Consultants. " The Corporate Media, ever obedient, worshiped him as a new 21st century Jesus, tough but fair and Time's Man of the Year®. The chickens may have been scattered by the explosions of 9-11 but they have now come home to roost. It seems that St. Rudy billed New York City for out-of-town police protection by using bookkeeping of a highly dubious nature. Like many men who are married and want to keep a little bit on the side, Mayor Rudy wished to hide his comings and goings; so that he might visit his girlfriend in the Hamptons and still have access to the public purse, Mayor Rudy directed that any money spent in his wayward romancing be juggled over to other Mayoral agencies where evidence of his downtime activities would be difficult to find. Now some of those bills have floated down from the skies : $10,054 to the NYC Office for People with Disabilities ( wheelchairs ); $29,757 to the NYC Procurement Policy Board ( gold-plated paper clips ); $34,000 to NYC Loft Board ( derelict housing reclamation ); and $400,000 to NYC Assigned Counsel Plan ( legal defense for paupers ). All money spent in a good cause --- to show a girl a Rudy good time! Hey, Pat Robertson, how does your 21st century Jesus look now? --- a little tarnished around the halo?




 ADDENDUM, November 28, 2007 --- Mince! Relative calm has returned to Villiers. The " Forces of Order, " so the French term for police goes, have proven too great and too numerous for the Third World marauders in Villiers and in the few adjoining towns to contend with. Unlike the Paris Ring Riots of October & November, 2005, the riots in Villiers have not spread. What was a major exercise in muscle-flexing for the Third World in France in 2005 is only a minor bit of throat clearing in 2007 --- so far. There is already talk of a " dialogue with the youth " coming out of the mouths of politicians so a NEXT TIME is guaranteed. Of course, the only way to settle the hash of France's foreign marauders is a healthy programme of deportation or 90 days in the pokey for rioters caught in the act of rioting, but French politicians are afraid that stern measures will be welcomed by the Third World mobile guerrilla army, which is ever ready to march into the streets and commit mayhem. Thus the day of reckoning is postponed just a little longer. But that day is not far off. France knows that the debate over Immigration has long since ceased. The Third World & France have not succeeded in mixing. It is a worsening situation of vinegar and water. The last dog has already been hung.




  ADDENDUM, November 27, 2007 --- Just Ten Miles North of the Eiffel Tower : The Butcher's Bill, thanks to Third World Immigration, keeps coming due. Villiers, and its neighboring towns, continued to go up in smoke on Monday, and into the small hours of Tuesday morning. Third World hatred of the West continues to wound and to burn --- here are the latest reports, some of them confused and inexact : Scores of police & fire vehicles have been put to the torch ... 77 policemen have been brought in wounded, 5 of that number have injuries of a grave nature ... entire streets in Villiers now stand in smoldering ruins ... as dawn broke, Snipers throughout Villiers continued to take potshots at any white ( usually government ) face, foolhardy enough to be on the streets ... one TV news crew escaped Villiers after receiving a gentle beating; their lives saved, they were lucky to lose only their camera equipment ... those Gas Stations, that have not yet been wrecked or firebombed, owe their survival to their owners, who have stood guard over their property with brandished rifles and clubs, the latter usually studded with nails and barbwire ... throughout the night police have liberally used concealing-fog grenades, teargas cannisters, and rubber bullets; no marauders have been reported killed  ...  will tonight bring yet another opportunity to challenge the West for turf? Stay Tuned.



 
  ADDENDUM, November 26, 2007 --- Villiers ( France ) : Latest Dispatches ( Translations - Italo ). Last night ( Sunday ) cars were set alight right after a collision between a motor scooter and a patrol car took place. Two teenagers, on the scooter which was racing through Villiers streets at high speeds, were killed instantly upon impact with the patrol car. An angry mob soon gathered at the scene of the crash. Early reports this morning ( Monday ) indicate that twenty police and firemen have been wounded during the small hours by a combination of hurled debris, smoke rockets, and Molotov Cocktails. The local police station, at Villiers, has been damaged by fire in what appears to have been a coordinated mortar attack. The police station in nearby Arnouville has been looted --- part of the invading mob was seen exiting the Arnouville station sporting police caps and helmets. One Arnouville resident claims to have witnessed a gang of toughs wearing full police uniforms and making obscene gestures at retreating police. However there are other reports indicating that the young residents of Arnouville are in a generally jolly mood, unlike those of Villiers, who seem bent on wholesale destruction. So far, reports indicate that there have only been seven arrests in Villiers; these arrests were effected at the scene of a jewelry store, its windows smashed to shards.



 
 ADDENDUM, November 25, 2007 --- Huma Abedin, Double-Dipper! Yes, it's true! Huma Abedin, Hillary Clinton's " Body Person, " is drawing two salaries for sticking like glue to her boss. Not only does she receive a meager weekly check for being the Hillster's Senior Adviser in the US Senate, but Huma draws many more shekels moonlighting on the front runner's presidential campaign ( rumor has it that Hillary just adores Huma's Moon and keeps its phases exclusively to herself! ). Which reminds us, although great literature sometimes goes out of print, it never goes out of fashion. In her memoir, Passion & Betrayal, Gennifer Flowers recollected on Page 41 ( see below for Gen's favorite Penthouse candid ) something that Bill Clinton told her during a tender moment: " [ Hillary ] has probably eaten more pussy than I have! " You Go, Girl! No wonder Hillary flubbed that debate question on Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens. She had other things on her mind! --- memo from Huma to Hill : right now the Moon is Full, so hurry up and finish, I haven't got all night!

Detective Club of Jersey City - Gennifer Flowers




  ADDENDUM, November 23, 2007 --- All Hail the Amero! Vicente Fox, ex-President of Mexico, recently toured the US, plugging a book. He also expressed his hope that the US, Canada, and Mexico would soon share a common currency, the Amero! Below is a pattern or fantasy piece of what a copper alloy Amero $20 might look like. Bow down and worship the Amero, peasants! »»»
Detective Club of Jersey City - Amero



  ADDENDUM, November 21, 2007 --- Ian Smith died, age 88, the other day in South Africa. He was the leader of Southern Rhodesia, and then just plain Rhodesia, from 1964 to 1979. His title was usually that of Prime Minister, but whatever title he held, it was in his hands that the reins of White Rhodesian power always remained. In the Empire Census of 1946 the white population of Southern Rhodesia was 81,000 and black population was 1,640,000 ( In Nyasaland to the northeast the black population in 1946 was 2,340,000 Black and 2,300 White --- the Nyasaland White number was made up of mostly British colonial officials ). The historical details regarding Smith and Southern Rhodesia, after the country made its brake from the British Foreign Office, are described in Smith's Daily Telegraph obituary. Below is a Rhodesian Government racial map of the country for the 1964-1980 period ( it shows population areas on the basis of racial land or homestead control ) »»»
Detective Club of Jersey City - Southern Rhodesia Race Areas
  In the " Infiltration Period " of the Seventies, when black irregular forces from Mozambique crossed into Rhodesia to burn white farming plantations, kill isolated white farmers and engage Rhodesian Army forces ( consisting for the most part of Umtali region and Que Que " Rented " troops, White Rhodesian conscripts and White and Black South African mercenaries ), the term constantly used in the West for a new Black Rhodesia ( Zimbabwe ) was " rollback. " It was as if the roads, the plantations and the White-only government of Rhodesia's settler population could be speedily rolled up and placed in a carpet bag and chucked out of the country, to be replaced by a government and a geography more modern, more African, and much better. Mind you, all this pie-in-the-sky talk was going on in the same time period in which General Idi Amin Dada was lashing Uganda back into the stone age! ... ( I intend to continue the line of this day's post in my next post if no other more pressing event elbows its way to the head of the queue ).




    

ADDENDUM, November 17, 2007 --- Dr. Hep. A doctor on Long Island ( New York ) has been exposed for reusing syringes for five years ( 2000 - 2005 ). It took that long for his filthy medical habits to be discovered because it took that long for his first victims ( patients ) to come down with Hepatitis! You would think that a Doctor as bad as Dr. Hep ( his new found nickname ) would be facing a long stretch in prison after losing his medical license --- after he has potentially exposed hundreds, if not thousands, of his patients to disgusting and painful diseases, through his willful use of dirty needles? Well, think again! This is New York, the land of Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens, and a Dirty Spike in the Rear End! The Bad Doc gets to keep his License and he never even sees the inside of a jail! After he was caught, he said he was sorry, didn't he? He just meant to save some money! A $1.20 syringe, if reused once, saved Dr. Hep 60¢; if reused twice, he saved 80¢! Dr. Hep sure was frugal : he liked to count his pennies! Did I mention that he said he was sorry?




  ADDENDUM, November 16, 20007 --- Ron Paul Dollars : The Federal Case. First let's talk a little history; The US Constitution gives the US Congress the exclusive power to coin and issue money. That power was taken away from the several states, which had this power formerly under the Articles of Confederation. But in the early years of the newly constituted country, the federal government was too weak to assert its authority over domestic coinage --- for every US Silver Dollar in circulation, there were 100 Spanish Dollars ( pieces of eight ) elbowing it aside. It was not until the Coinage Act of February 21, 1857 that Congress formally banned the circulation of Spanish & Mexican silver within the borders of the United States, but it was not until the 1880s that the US Mint finally managed to drive out all foreign coins from everyday circulation. Congress farmed out its authority to a private central bank, known as the Federal Reserve, in 1913. Some say, Ron Paul among them, that Congress did not have the authority under the Constitution to surrender its power to coin and print money to a private banking cartel. Congress permanently suspended the gold standard in 1933. Congress agreed to the " pot nickel " standard in 1965, when the dime and quarter became base metal, and the half dollar turned into silver billon ( all silver to be removed from the half in 1971 ). Richard Nixon issued an executive order on August 15, 1971, closing the gold window to foreign central banks that were cashing in their paper US currency for gold under the 1944 Bretton Woods Treaty.
  Enough of the history lesson, let's talk current events! Coin World has more than 70,000 subscribers. Each and every week faux dollars are advertised in its pages. Depending on the season, readers are offered a variety of newly minted coins by private companies: Chinese New Year has its Pig Dollars; Thanksgiving has its Let's Talk Turkey Dollars; at Christmas there are Claus Dollars & Snow Dollars; and what would Valentine's Day be without its Kiss Me! Dollars, worth One Million Kisses, No Refunds! The moral of yesterday's confiscation of Ron Paul Dollars? The makers of Claus Dollars never went to jail. Privately minting a Ron Paul Dollar just might earn one a stretch in the federal gray bar motel. Why? --- because even if the existence of Santa Claus is questionable, Santa never questioned the right of the Federal Reserve to exist. If Ron Paul picks the Easter Bunny for his Vice Presidential running mate, go and bet your Federal Reserve Dollars that Mr. Whiskers will become a Most Wanted Rabbit.



ADDENDUM, November 14, 2007 --- Spitzer Spits the Bit. After recently announcing that he would postpone his scheme of Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens until next year, New York Gov. Spitzer has told the New York Times that he is throwing in the towel altogether. Nobody in New York will be issued a Driver's License without first presenting a real or phony Social Security number, as state law mandates. At this final fiasco, it would appear that Spitzer has Hillary Clinton to blame for the ultimate cause of the collapse of his utterly rotten plan. The spectacle of the Hillster, behind a debate podium, sweating bricks while attempting to explain the intricacies of Spitzer's Licenses for Illegals, greatly embarrassed the senator from New York and hobbled her campaign for President.
  It soon became clear in September that the Spitzer plan for New York vehicular amnesty was doomed because an overall federal amnesty scheme had failed to pass Congressional assent in June. Democrats must content themselves with the more gradual plan of turning the United States into a Third World Bus Station. About 3 million foreigners, from the Third World, enter our borders and stay every year. In the not too distant future there will be enough newly minted Democrat voters so that not only Driver's Licenses can be had for sixpence and a bribe! Le puits de Tiers Monde --- c'est nous!




  ADDENDUM, November 10, 2007 --- Rome Overrun by Gypsies. Perhaps the most annoying thing about covering the invasion of the West by onrushing immigrants is the extremely annoying reminder that the Corporate Media has deemed certain unpleasant facts about immigration to be racist. Did you know that, according to Rome's police force, 76 Gypsies murders have been committed there so far this year, along with 300 Gypsy rapes and 2,000 Gypsy muggings, committed by Gypsies against Italians and Gypsies? Gypsies came to Rome at the beginning of the year when Romania became a full-fledged member of the EU and its nationals where granted the right to enter all other EU countries without need of a passport. There are now more than half a million Romanians resident in Italy, almost all of them Gypsies.
   But Gypsies have undergone a name change. After many centuries of being called Gypsy, the Corporate Media has redubbed them. The new PC name for Gypsy is now " Roma, " and anybody caught using the old name is a now a Racist! The temptation to rename things that might be unpleasant has also given rise to the temptation to rearrange the facts. That this year's new arrivals in Rome have been the occasion of a constant crime wave against Romans, is a fact the must be constantly ignored because anybody paying attention to the crime wave is a Racist! And as the famous sign says, RACISM KILLS! But is Killing a good thing when only racists are the 76 people being killed, most of them even Gypsies? Double Speak comes to Italy!

Detective Club of Jersey City - Roma Moths
" Roma " Moths




 ADDENDUM, November 9, 2007 --- Mukasey Nomination Wins in Senate. Michael Mukasey, an ex-federal judge from New York, has become the new US Attorney General. He won confirmation by a vote of 53-40. No Republican, present and voting, opposed his nomination. Senators Biden, Clinton, Dodd, McCain, and Obama, all running for President, were absent and not voting. It seems that what they are being paid to do in Washington by the taxpayer is unimportant in contrast to the prospect of being elected Dictator-in-Chief next year. Mukasey has expressed ignorance about what Water-Boarding (® of the Bush Administration ) is precisely. A good teacher knows that slow students need a picture to open their eyes every now and then. »»»
Detective Club of Jersey City - Water Boarding


 ADDENDUM, November 7, 2007 --- What's the Zipcode for Cutesy Land? " I had the feeling that at the end of the last debate we were about to get into Cutesy Land again. " That is what Bill Clinton said to about 3,000 Postal Worker's Union members in Las Vegas the other day. It seems that Bill is worried about the shellacking that Hillary has been taking on the Immigration issue of late. But don't you remember, Clubbers, that way, way back in June Hillary voted for amnesty for 20 million Illegal Aliens. Could it be that the Democrats have finally discovered that they hold the minority position on immigration? Say a minority of about 25% in the polls when the Amnesty for Illegals Question is asked. Cute??? All we need to know about Cute is that Hillary Clinton, it has been said, has a Cute Girlfriend. Scroll down to August 28th to see what Bill considers Cute!



 ADDENDUM, November 6, 2007 --- Huma & Hill Got a Thing Going On? If Hillary Clinton is elected will she try to get a Three-Tier National Driver's License through Congress? ( 1 ) One for American Citizens. ( 2 ) One for Illegal Aliens. ( 3 ) One for Lesbians over 60 who only drive cars with tinted windows because they need to hide their girlfriends from the campaign press ( Huma & Hill below; what a lovely couple they make! ) »»»
Detective Club of Jersey City - Huma Abedin



   ADDENDUM, November 5, 2007 --- Guy Fawkes Goes the Way of Christopher Columbus. The 500th Anniversary of the Discovery of the New World, way back in 1992, was supposed to a happy occasion. But thanks, in large measure, to the Corporate Media, it was turned into a yearlong festival of wailing and gnashing of teeth. Columbus, we were told, was the first slave dealer, pest carrier, and mass murderer of the Third World peoples. By the time Oct. 12 rolled around, anybody vile enough to still want to celebrate the Day was marked down as a filthy Racist who should be arrested for raping Pocahontas. The joyous celebrations that occurred on the 400th Anniversary ( 1892 ) of Columbus Day were derided by 1992 demonstrators, who held old history books over the heads, then spat on them, then tore the pages out, and finally stomped on the whole mess with great glee.
    In the UK, today is Guy Fawkes Day, or Bonfire Night. Fawkes might have been the first modern version of what we would call, these days, a TERRORIST. Fawkes was the head of a band of Papists who wished to destroy the Protestant Aristocracy of England.  In a cellar, directly under the House of Lords, the Fawkes Gang secreted a cache of 1,800 lbs. of gunpowder in 36 barrels. They hoped to blow the King and all the members of Parliament to Kingdom Come. But before they could light the fuse, the explosives were discovered on the morning of November 5, 1605. Fawkes and his pals were captured, and all who weren't killed on the spot, were tortured, in a variety of incredibly painful ways, before they were formally hung, and then drawn and quartered for the crime of Treason ( Fawkes jumped from the scaffold on that day, breaking his neck, thereby cheating the hangman ).
   The Celebration of Guy Fawkes Day has evolved in Britain. At first it was the capper to the Harvest Festival Season in an agricultural country. In the urban England of the 19th Century it became a community event. Bonfire Night took on huge significance. Children would go through the streets pulling or pushing an effigy of a " Guy " ( roped together sacks stuffed with straw ) and beg for pennies. In the Hokey Hollywood movie, Hangover Square, the Guy Fawkes celebrations were a crucial part of the garish plot --- with young boys going about the streets reciting this bit of doggerel:

Remember, remember the Fifth of November,
The Gunpowder, Treason & Plot.
I Know of No Reason
Why Gunpowder Treason
Should ever be Forgot!

   But these are not days of Celebration in an England that is being invaded by the Third World. New Labour has new fire laws to discourage the English from celebrating a day that is essentially English in character. Why celebrate a day on which the King of England and the English members of Parliament had their lives spared? After all, Captain Smith was never arrested for raping Pocahontas! There is nothing to celebrate. Move along, keep your heads down and your tongues out, you miserable peasants!



  ADDENDUM, October 30, 2007 --- Madness Postponed? The word coming down from flunkies in NY Gov. Spitzer's office is that the Gov.'s scheme of Driver's Licenses for Illegal Aliens has been postponed until July, at the earliest and maybe longer --- but who knows? Spitzer has worked hard to create this Burst of Political Mayhem. Go to wikipedia.com. Look up " Hare-Brained Scheme. " If you see Spitzer's photo next to the definition, don't be surprised!



  ADDENDUM, October 28, 2007 --- Has Spitzer Thrown In the Towel? For the last five weeks NY Gov. Elliot Spitzer ( a common nickname for him in these parts is " Idiot Spitzer " ) has been wallowing in a political morass of his own making ( scroll down to Sept. 22, 2007 on this page ). Back then, Spitzer made his base happy by offering state Driver's Licenses to Illegal Aliens. Through a barrage of name-calling and outrageous lies, the NY Gov. hoped to conceal the glaring fact that, in New York, § 502 of the Vehicle & Traffic Law mandates an applicant must present a Social Security number before a Driver's License application can be processed (scroll down to Oct. 10, 2007 on this page). This huge Meteorite of Reality turned out to be an insurmountable boulder standing in the Governor's path to Illegal Alien Heaven. A host of law suits, promised by Republican Town Clerks, were certain to be trotted out at the first sign of any implementation of the Gov.'s crazy and eminently illegal scheme. What Spitzer now proposes is a two-tier system in which Illegal Aliens will be issued a " special " Driver's License meant for their use alone in New York state, but which cannot be used either to register to vote or board an airplane. The only obstacle that remains before Elliot's new scheme is put into operation is the Republicans. Will they let Elliot go over their heads as he has been trying to do for the last five weeks, pretending that NYS VTL § 502 does not exist? Will they rubber stamp this new hare-brained scheme of the Gov.'s? Stay Tuned!





   ADDENDUM, October 24, 2007 --- " Only a Cigarette Burn : " The Fortieth Anniversary of a very important event in the history of Yale University is fast approaching. How will it be celebrated? Will the President Himself make a momentous speech, commemorating the occasion?
    From the Wednesday, November 8, 1967 editions of the New York Times:
 
( Headline --- BRANDING RITE LAID TO YALE FRATERNITY, New Haven ) A Yale Fraternity, accused by the student newspaper of burning its initiates with a branding iron, will have its fate decided Friday by student fraternity leaders. The fraternity, Delta Kappa Epsilion, could face the temporary closure of its house and a $1,000 fine resulting from alleged violations of rules previously passed by the Inter-Fraternity Council of Yale's five fraternity Presidents.
  The Charges Against Delta Kappa Epsilion were made last Friday in a Yale Daily News article that accused campus fraternities of carrying out " sadistic and obscene " initiation procedures. The charge, that has caused the most controversey on the Yale campus, is that Delta Kappa Epsilion applied a " hot branding iron " to the small of the back of its 40 new members in a ceremony two weeks ago. A photograph showing a scab in the shape of the Greek letter Delta, approximately a half inch wide, appeared with the article.
  A Former President of Delta [ said ] that the branding is done with a hot coathanger. But the former President, George
Bush, a Yale senior, said that the resulting wound is " only a cigarette burn. "



  ADDENDUM, October 22, 2007 --- Immigration Restrictionists Gain in Switzerland :  Good News! The Swiss People's Party picked up 7 seats, for a total of 62, in the federal parliamentary elections, while the Open Borders Social Democratic Party lost 9 seats, down to a total of 43. Sunday's Results promise to bring a new measure of sanity to Swiss Immigration Policy. The Campaign featured the Swiss Left throwing about accusations of  " Racism ! " as wildly as the arms of a six year tossing Ju Ju Bees against the walls of a candy store. But --- alas, for the Left --- this brand of constant hollering has worn itself out. Wisdom comes late, but it comes. Here in Third World Bus Station, Senator McCain's jaundiced eyes most likely flopped over at reading the Swiss election news. In the Winter he embraced Third World Immigration on the campaign trail. In the Spring the issue hugged him back, and his campaign for President disintegrated faster than a wet peanut. Yes, some people catch the flu sooner than Wisdom, but that old Owl, with the glasses and the sharp yardstick, can be heard hooting in every season!




  ADDENDUM, October 18, 2007 --- Who Let the Bugs Out ! For those of you who thought that insect swarms only occurred at Grayson Stadium, home of the Savannah Sand Gnats in the Sally League, well, think again! Bug Infestations go way back in the history of the Major Leagues. Bill Madden wrote an interesting little ditty about it in Sunday's editions of the ( New York ) Daily News:

  There have been at least two notable precedents in which umpires delayed or called games because of bug invasions. On June 2, 1959, the Orioles' Hoyt Wilhelm was suddenly surrounded on the mound by flying insects in the first inning of pitching against the White Sox at old Comiskey Park. When dousing himself in repellent failed to curtail the swarm, time was called and White Sox owner Bill Veeck produced some smoke bombs from his fireworks closet and detonated them at home plate. As the stadium became engulfed in smoke, the invading bugs were dispatched into full retreat. Wilhelm then went on to pitch a complete-game victory. And on Sept. 15, 1946, in the second game of a Cubs-Dodgers doubleheader at Ebbets Field in Brooklyn, twilight was approaching in the sixth inning when Dodger pitcher Kirby Higbe, leading 2-0, was attacked by a swarm of bugs. Throwing up his hands, Higbe shouted to the umpires that he couldn't pitch and the field was cleared. Watching the fans waving their scorecards to fend off the bugs, the umpires ruled it to be a hazard to the players because they couldn't easily see the ball. As as result, they called the game with the Dodgers the beneficiaries of a 2-0 "bug-shortened" win.

  Said crew chief Beans Reardon afterward: "Anyone who thinks we called this game because of darkness is bugs!" Then there was the inimitable Jimmy Piersall who, upon being besieged by mosquitoes while at-bat in Cleveland during a game between the Tigers and Indians in 1960, called timeout and ran into the dugout. Upon returning, Piersall whipped out a can of mosquito repellent and frantically sprayed the ball as it came to the plate, drawing laughter from all.



 ADDENDUM, October 16, 2007 --- According to worldnetdaily.com, Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger of Kalileefuhneeuh has signed into law a bill that will permit the establishment of co-ed toilets in California's public schools ( among other things ). Arnold, we always knew you had it in ye!


Detective Club ( we didn't come in with him, he's not with us! ) of Jersey City




Detective Club of Jersey City - Gordon Brown Has No Reason to Smile

  ADDENDUM, October 15, 2007 --- Why is this Man Smiling ? ( Perhaps He enjoys seeing Great Britain overrun by Third Worlders [ New Labour Voters ] ) !  Above we see Prime Minister Gordon Brown sharing Breakfast with students at Harris Girls' Academy in East Dulwich ( South London ). Brown had a course of grapes, along with a single croissant, in the company of the delighted Harris Girls' Young Ladies in furtherance of his government's new anti-obesity campaign, hoping to make Third World Britain leaner and somewhat meaner ( meaner in a good sense, so to speak! ). According to a proprietary poll --- of the Sunday Telegraph --- the Labour Party has sunk to its lowest preference ratings in fifteen years. The White Cliffs of Dover has never looked so dark and foreboding and the Bluebirds of Happiness have all been killed off and replaced by the Starlings of Doom!




 ADDENDUM, October 13, 2007 --- Le Parti ( de droite et de gauche ) Continue ! Two Leftie Environmentalist Groups have just obtained a federal court injunction that calls to a halt the building of a section of a barrier on the American side of the border with Mexico. That Conservationists should seek to protect fauna and fawn by getting a court order to allow border jumpers from Mexico to go on trashing the American side of the border --- there are sections of the border that look like garbage dumps thanks the invading horde from Mexico! --- is the most supreme of ridiculous ironies. That the Director of Homeland Security, Michael Chertoff, will not ignore an illegal court order calling to a halt in building the Great Fence shows that the provisions in last year's legislation, which stripped jurisdiction from the federal courts regarding " environmental impact, " when it came to constructing the Great Fence, were just for mere show. It bears repeating : le parti continue. And it is all the same party, and all same farce, and they go on and on and on . . .



 
   ADDENDUM, October 11, 2007 --- Living a Life of Illusion : Do you mean to say that Jack Bauer gets to save the World every week, torture nasty-looking terrorists and be TOASTED all the time? Sweet! Do you mean to say that the actor who plays Jack Bauer spits on his probation and drives three sheets to the wind again and gets all of 48 days in a pretend jail?? Double Sweet!!



  ADDENDUM, October 10, 2007 --- Governor Gone Wild : NY Governor Elliot Spitzer has a plan to get Driver's Licenses to ILLEGAL ALIENS who want them! But do NY Republicans have the intestinal fortitude to fight him? After all, it is against the law in New York to issue a Driver's License to any applicant who does not have a Social Security Number! Section 502 of New York's Vehicle & Traffic Law reads, in part, as follows »»»

NYS VTL : § 502.  Requirements  for  licensing.  1.  Application  for  license.
  Application for a driver's license shall be made  to  the  commissioner.
  The fee prescribed by law may be submitted with such application. The
  applicant shall furnish such proof of identity, age, and fitness as  may
  be  required by the commissioner. The commissioner may also provide that
  the application procedure shall include the taking of a photo  image  or
  images  of  the  applicant  in  accordance  with  rules  and regulations
  prescribed by the commissioner. In addition, the commissioner also shall
  require that the applicant provide his or her Social Security Number.



 
  ADDENDUM, October 8, 2007 --- Reactionaries make Headway in Switzerland
  : Reactionaries are what citizens of a country are called if they urge on the government to police the border of the country in which they were born. The Swiss People's Party holds 55 seats in the 200 member Swiss Parliament; they make up the largest single voting bloc in the Parliament and head several ministries in the coalition government. The Press, outside of Switzerland, has highlighted their Reactionary Ways. This year's most popular campaign poster ( General Elections in Switzerland will take place on October 21st ) has been reproduced in thousands of newspapers around the world. It's about time it was reproduced here ( Sicherheit schaffen = obtain Security ) »»»

Swiss People's Party Poster - Detective Club of Jersey City



  ADDENDUM, October 6, 2007 --- There Ain't No Bugs on Me! Oh, There ain't no Bugs on me! There may be Bugs on some of You Mugs, but there ain't no Bugs on Me!
   Last Night's Game went on for almost 4½ hours. A rabid baseball fan could shut the game off half way through, popping in a DVD of a Classic Game ( example : Bob Gibson's astounding pitching performance in the First Game of the 1968 WS ) instead, and then rejoin last night's game in progress --- the BUGS were yet to come!




 ADDENDUM, October 5, 2007 --- One Law for Them, Another Law for Us: Today's editions of the Times Herald-Record report ( Middletown, NY ) »»»

   "I think it's very unfair for us to require residents to produce a Social Security card, and illegal immigrants will not have to," Orange County Clerk Donna Benson said after a meeting in Albany, where clerks voted 30-3 against a policy change announced last month by Gov. Eliot Spitzer. "It's a safety issue we need to address in a different fashion." State law requires people seeking a driver's license to present a Social Security card. The regulation was adopted in 1995, not as a security measure but as a way to nab parents who don't pay child support.

  This shows the essence of all US Immigration policy since 1965 : a country cannot admit 3 million foreigners a year and continue to maintain the integrity of its laws. The Law must be constantly twisted to accommodate the needs of the new arrivals. In such an absurd situation the natives find that there are now two types of law : the old law still has them jumping through hoops; while a new and perverted fiat law, created by vote grubbing politicians and administered by uncaring bureaucrats, serves only the new arrivals. These corrupt new laws are expressly meant to help the new arrivals run roughshod over the former legal rights and literal bodies of the natives.



 
  ADDENDUM, October 3, 2007 --- They Used to be Called Mercenaries, not Contractors : Outside of Rush Limbaugh and Sean Hannity, is there anyone left in the country who believes that the Iraq Occupation has brought out the best in the American Character? If they answer is Yes, force them to read the following, which appears in today's editions of the Washington Post »»»

 U.S. officials and security company representatives said they were especially concerned about firms that operate beyond the radar of U.S. and Iraqi authorities. David Horner, who worked for Crescent Security Group, a company based in Kuwait City, said that after being attacked with a roadside bomb in a town north of Baghdad, Crescent employees fired their automatic weapons preemptively whenever they passed through the town."I know that I personally never saw anyone shoot at us, but we blazed through that town all the time," said Horner, 55, a truck driver from Visalia, Calif. "Personally I did not take aim at one person. But I don't know what everybody else did. We'd come back at the end of the day, and a lot of times we were out of ammo." Horner said he did not believe any of the incidents were reported to the military. He said he quit after one of Crescent's Iraqi employees fired a belt-fed PK machine gun from the bed of Horner's truck and hit what appeared to be two members of the Iraqi National Guard."I was like, 'Oh man, we shot some of our own guys,' " Horner said. He said he consulted with the Crescent team leader as the two Iraqis writhed in pain, one shot in the legs, the other with "a bullet or two in his shoulder." Soldiers from a nearby Iraqi army checkpoint were approaching to investigate."Let's get the [expletive] out of here," Horner quoted the team leader as saying before the Crescent team drove off. "That was my last mission," Horner said. "I wasn't over there to wreck somebody's life. There was too much cowboying going on. I really didn't know if we had made things worse over there. More than likely we did; that was my feeling."Crescent officials have denied any wrongdoing to the military after the company was forced to suspend operations in Iraq this year because of weapons violations.



 
  ADDENDUM, October 2, 2007 --- NY Gov. Spitzer Says Foreign IDs Reliable ! : "We have put in place a policy that makes sense," he said. "It's a policy that says if you can prove who you are with a foreign passport and people verify that with multiple other identifiers ... then we will give you a driver's license."
   Remember the 12 Year Old ( ! ) Dominican kid who pitched in the Little League World Series in 2001, but who turned out to be 14? He had reliable foreign documents that proved he was 12 ( Example : He paid the town clerk in the Dominican Republic perfectly good money for a perfectly reliable birth certificate! ). Hey, New Yorkers --- the next 16 year old, who looks 14, and who broadsides your car and speeds away, took off not because he lacked a Driver's License but because he had no insurance. Feel better now?





ADDENDUM, October 1, 2007
NO JOY IN MUTTVILLE !

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 ADDENDUM, September 30, 2007 --- TAPS ! : The Phillies are Leading in their game with the Nats and the Mets are getting Creamed in their game against the Marlins!






 
  ADDENDUM, September 28, 2007 --- WeHireAliens.com reports that MUFFIN MILL of Eugene, Oregon is a hot bed of illegal alien hiring practices. As readers of this page know well, the hiring of foreigners at suppressed wage levels not only keeps down labor-pay that would be higher without the fact that desperate workers are coming to the United States from abroad --- we all know --- and that they are willing to work at scab wages, but it is also against the law! Because of the reported breaking of immigration laws by the owners of Muffin Mill, the Club wonders if Britney Spears has stopped by the shop and offered some words of encouragement? After all bad girl and wacky Mommie Brit has been breaking a lot of laws lately --- including driving without a license! That's that sort thing only illegal aliens do! But it is doubtful that Britney would go all the up to Eugene just to buy a box of muffins ( besides, she has her own to take care of )! By the way, say it ain't so Muffin Mill!

Detective Club of Jersey City - Muffin Mill




  ADDENDUM, September 27, 2007 --- The Two ( WAR ) Party System: The first line of Article One; Section Seven of the United States Constitution is as straight forward as it gets: All Bills for raising revenue shall originate in the House of Representatives; but the Senate may propose or concur with amendments or other Bills. If such simplicity needs clarification for the corrupt days of the former Republic, it is this: George Bush cannot spend Dime One on the US Occupation of Iraq with getting it from the House of Representatives first! But how could that be the way things are? The Bush Administration has just sent over a demand to the Congress that a check for 190 BILLION be cut right now, as in chop-chop, for the next twelve months for the War for Nothing in Particular but Against Everybody in General. What kind of Blackmail has George Bush got on Nancy Pelosi? Doesn't the Jackass Party control the House? Didn't the Democrats win the 2006 Congressional Elections because they promised to choke off the gushing spigot of Republican profligacy in Iraq? Why does Nancy Pelosi keep saying that the Senate can jack up House military spending bills when the Constitution says the exact opposite? Has the Constitution been abolished or been secretly amended under the Patriot Act? Do Elections Mean Anything? Do Democrats & Republicans trade-off the results of Election contests like steroidal professional wrestlers? --- Jesus Wept!

Money Spent in the War for Nothing in Particular But Against Everybody in General



 
  ADDENDUM, September 25, 2007 --- Milton Bradley went Betty Bughouse on Sunday when an umpire threw him out of a Baseball game ( Milton Bradley's middle names are Betty and Bughouse ). His Manager, Bud Black, then threw Bradley to the ground, to stop him from going after the saucy umpire. Bradley wound up with a torn ACL in his right knee. Not since the boozy death of Billy Martin has a Baseball Manager proven so harmful to his players and friends.






   ADDENDUM, September 24, 2007 --- The Owner of the Printing Press : Alan Greenspan is currently flogging a book. He is all over radio and TV, pretending to be a financial wizard. Every now and then the topic of the Subprime Mortgage Problem comes up because it is so much in the news. Wizard Al manages to easily sidestep any question about Things Subprime because, almost without exception, the people who question him are ignoramuses when it comes to financial matters.
  First Some Recent History : the Federal Reserve System ( in plain English : a private Central Bank, set up in 1913 by Bankers for Bankers ) drove down its member-bank lending rate in June of 2003 to the absurd level of one percent per annum! At the time the inflation rate of goods and services was at least three percent, according to government statistics, but more than than four percent, according surveys not conducted by the government --- that is to say, surveys based on reality. Had not the government taken the dollar off specie ( gold ) domestically in 1933, and the abolished the international gold reserve agreement between foreign Central Banks and the US Federal Reserve System ( US Central Bank ) in 1971, there would have been a nationwide bank run in June of 2003, if not sooner. Bank Depositors would have been compelled to withdraw their funds in the form of gold and silver because their money, in the form of US bank notes, would have suffered substantiation devaluation ( when French banks stopped specie redemption in the 1790s, the Franc collapsed; when German banks did the same in the 1920s, the Mark became worthless ). The 1% Greenspan Central Bank turned Crane Paper into bank notes. The Teaser Rate and the Exploding Balloon came to town and House prices skyrocketed but the prices of goods and services remained relatively suppressed. Americans found that using the equity in their homes as an ATM was cheap and convenient. But now we see that 2003 has turned into 2007 : the Teaser Rate has evaporated and the Exploding Balloon has finally spilled its stinking guts. The 2007 Al pretends to know nothing about the 2003 Al --- in fact, he washes his hands of him! How curious! How delightful! In 2005 Wizard Al made a speech about the developing Subprime Problem and assured us that there was nothing to worry about --- back then, that would be the 2003 Version of the Wizard!:

  As has every segment of our economy, the financial services sector has been dramatically transformed by technology. Technological advancements have significantly altered the delivery and processing of nearly every consumer financial transaction, from the most basic to the most complex. For example, information processing technology has enabled creditors to achieve significant efficiencies in collecting and assimilating the data necessary to evaluate risk and make corresponding decisions about credit pricing. With these advances in technology, lenders have taken advantage of credit-scoring models and other techniques for efficiently extending credit to a broader spectrum of consumers. The widespread adoption of these models has reduced the costs of evaluating the credit-worthiness of borrowers, and in competitive markets cost reductions tend to be passed through to borrowers. Where once more-marginal applicants would simply have been denied credit, lenders are now able to quite efficiently judge the risk posed by individual applicants and to price that risk appropriately. These improvements have led to rapid growth in subprime mortgage lending; indeed, today subprime mortgages account for roughly 10 percent of the number of all mortgages outstanding, up from just 1 or 2 percent in the early 1990s.

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  ADDENDUM, September 23, 2007 --- Blackwater : Killing People for Sport? At this moment a Two Minute video tape of that name is burning up youtube.com. It goes without saying that the Tape's authenticity and meaning are being vigorously questioned. The Comments Box that you will find below the ( youtube.com ) micro-screen is well worth the free price of admission. There are about 160,000 US Military Personnel and a like number of US-paid Mercenaries in Iraq. Remember George III and his Hessians?



  ADDENDUM, September 22, 2007 --- Running on Empty. NY Gov. Spitzer Grants Drivers' Licenses to Illegal Aliens : Yesterday New York Governor Elliot Spitzer rescinded his predecessor's order to the NYS DMV, which had prohibited the issuance of Drivers' Licenses to foreigners who had overstayed their three or six month visas. Spitzer's new order makes NYS DMV employees an accessory to a federal crime --- when an illegal alien shows his foreign passport with an expired visa at a NYS DMV office, he, in effect, is not merely amnestied on the spot for lawbreaking, but receives special treatment for being a visa overstayer! An American, living in New York, has became of a second class citizen by dint of Gov. Spitzer's new directive! The policy mandating that Americans produce a valid Social Security card and number is still in effect. Illegal Aliens, who have overstayed their visas, have never been issued legitimate Social Security cards and numbers! Illegals go to the head of the line for licenses because they're SPECIAL! It all comes down to one law for them, one law for us --- doesn't it? New York joins eight other states in granting drivers' licenses to illegal aliens.



 
   ADDENDUM, September 21, 2007 --- Annie Lennox seems to be in a depressed mood lately. Could it be the lyrics in the Songs She Sings?

Detective Club of Jersey City - Annie Lennox top slug
  Maybe She Should dress up like Minnie Mouse more often! That might perk up a woman's spirits! Anyway, what harm could it do?
Detective Club of Jersey City - Annie Lennox Minnie Mouse bottom slug





  ADDENDUM, September 20, 2007 --- Surprise, Surprise ! The " Virtual Fence " on the Border with Mexico doesn't work! It was never supposed to! »»»
        http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/0919virtual-fence0919-ON.html



 
 ADDENDUM, September 19, 2007 --- The US Constitution & Andrew Meyer : TASERED ! ( John Kerry Stands By & Watches ). First Off it should be noted that Andrew Meyer needs to develop a more personable manner when attempting to address a question to a Big Wig --- appearing altogether sweaty and rangy while talking a mile a minute tends to instill nervousness in the people around you! That said, what happened to this student from the University of Florida when he stepped up to a campus microphone was unconscionable. Forty Seconds into his time a girl cop starts poking him. Eighty Seconds in four cops descend on him after he suggested that if Clinton was impeached for receiving oral sex in his office, Bush should have been impeached for taking the country to war on the pretext of receiving bogus intelligence that he knew was phony. That, as they used to say at the Harvard Club, tore it. The girl cop ( pony - tail ) is joined by a male cop, and then they are joined by another girl cop ( chignon ) and another male cop. The bulls push him away from the microphone and up the stairs. Three Minutes into this sorry spectacle Meyer is on the ground, bellowing out curses, when into the frame ( see youtube.com ) pops a fifth ( male ) officer who applies a crackling taser to Meyer, who is now screaming like a farm animal.
    What Meyer did, when he approached the campus microphone, looking like the jumped up kid that he is, set off the antenna of the Praetorian Guard that seems always to accompany Political Officials. Politicians who send our troops into battle for phantom reasons have developed at taste for living in a cocoon surrounded by Praetorians. Afterwards Senator Kerry was asked about the Tasering of Andrew Meyer; all he that could say by way of response about the incident was " That is a Law Enforcement Issue. " For once Sean Hannity was on his side. The Republican Flunkie Goofball played the audio of Meyer being tasered on his Radio Show yesterday and couldn't stop cackling. Readers of this page have been told repeatedly about the many ways and methods used to turn this country into a Third World Bus Station. Well, the other day we had a dose of the Roman Way : Kerry ( Caesar ), Police ( Praetorian Guard ), and Meyer ( Christians & Lions at the Coliseum ). Only the popcorn ( polenta ) was missing.



  ADDENDUM, September 18, 2007 --- Remember NAFTA? truthdig.com does:

  North American Free Trade Agreement was sold to the country by the Clinton White House as an opportunity to raise the incomes and prosperity of the citizens of the United States, Canada and Mexico.  Goods would be cheaper.  Workers would be wealthier.  Everyone would be happier.  I am not sure how these contradictory things were supposed to happen, but in a sound-bite society, reality no longer matters.  NAFTA would also, we were told, staunch Mexican immigration into the United States : " There will be less illegal immigration because more Mexicans will be able to support their children by staying home,” President Clinton said in the spring of 1993 as he was lobbying for the bill. But NAFTA, which took effect in 1994, had the curious effect of reversing every one of Clinton’s rosy predictions.  Once the Mexican government lifted price supports on corn and beans for Mexican farmers, they had to compete against the huge agribusinesses in the United States. The Mexican farmers were swiftly bankrupted.  At least 2 million Mexican farmers were driven off their land from 1993 through 2002.  And guess where many of them went?  This desperate flight of Mexicans into the United States is being exacerbated by large-scale factory closures along the border as manufacturers leave Mexico for the cut-rate embrace of China’s totalitarianism.




 ADDENDUM, September 17, 2007 --- Condoleezza Rice is a Lesbian ! If you do your grocery shopping in a supermarket then you have been subjected to the running gag that Condoleezza Rice is George W. Bush's secret wife! The Tabs just couldn't get enough of this story. It turns out that this is a false trail. It appears that Condi doesn't swing that way. According to rawstory.com, Condoleezza is a Closeted Lesbian! Come to think it there is something of the Amazon about her. She likes Birds too!

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 ADDENDUM, September 16, 2007 --- Baghdad Boil Headed Our Way --- That itching sensation is just Immigration Policy made in Washington. »»»

   DALLAS, Sept. 15, 2007 --- Texas doctors have identified nine cases of the Skin Disease Leishmaniasis in patients who have been exposed to persons who have traveled to endemic areas. The infectious disease, sometimes called the Baghdad boil, is common in South America, Mexico and the Middle East.



 ADDENDUM, September 16, 2007 --- The US Needs More Foreign Doctors ! Step Right This Way ! Today's editions of the New York Daily News delineate just how efficient the Third World is when it comes to the practice of Medicine. What wait until a person is dead to begin an Autopsy? Why indeed? »»»

  CARACAS, Venezuela - A 33-year-old man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy. Carlos Camejo was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was amiss when he started bleeding. They quickly stitched up the incision on his face. "I woke up because the pain was unbearable," Camejo told the newspaper El Universal. His grieving wife turned up at the morgue to identify her husband's body only to find him moved into a corridor - and alive.




 
  ADDENDUM, September 14, 2007 --- BANK RUN ! There's been a full blown Bank Run going on all day at Northern Rock ( Bank ) in the UK. Their ugly US portfolio of Teaser Rate, Subprime Mortgages is the cause of the panic. Giving a Mortgage to a Mexican bricklayer, making $300 a week, so he could step into a new $500,000 no money down House was a great idea --- now wasn't it, Clubbers?



  ADDENDUM, September 14, 2007 --- Stands to be Insulted & Pays for the Privilege ! That's a line from an Elvis Costello song ( Man Out of Time ). Things have gotten so bad in Third World Bus Station that when one reads certain tidbits of news, you can only blink your eyes in supreme disbelief. Living in Third World Bus Station requires, not only that Americans must tolerate the evil presence of Third World Scum, but that Americans must foot the Bill for their daily needs as well! Talk about having it Rammed Down Your Throat! On September 12th, Judicial Watch reported the gruesome details. »»»

   Large home improvement stores will be forced to build and maintain centers for day laborers under a law that is on the verge of being approved in California’s biggest city. The Los Angeles plan calls for home improvement businesses that are 100,000 square feet or larger to build waiting areas for day laborers—most of them illegal immigrants—seeking work. The designated areas must be safe, cool, and have bathrooms. While the measure has been largely kept quiet, it has quickly made its way through the Los Angeles City Council and a special committee (Housing, Community and Economic Development) is expected to return in 45 days with the details necessary to carry out the plan, especially cost. The Community Development Department already operates eight day laborer sites throughout the sprawling city by using nearly $200,000 in grants. Now Los Angeles officials want businesses to pick up the tab for the day laborer centers or they may not be allowed to operate.



  ADDENDUM, September 14, 2007 --- For those Politicians who claim that deportation would be a sufficient policy to stem the tide of illegal aliens, there is evidence aplenty to prove otherwise. Without strong barriers on America's borders and tight control of entry and exit at our airports, any money spent on deportation procedures would be money thrown down the drain. According to KTVK ( Arizona ) yesterday, an illegal alien was deported five times before he was caught at the scene of a murder. Does that mean he is ineligible to be deported again before he stands trial? »»»

  County Attorney Andrew Thomas said today that his office will go for the death penalty in the murder case against an illegal immigrant who had been deported five times. Demetro Acosta-Uribe is accused of killing Ivan Santos in Phoenix back in May. According to the county attorney's office, Santos' body was found in the front yard of a west Phoenix home. He had been shot to death and his head was covered in plastic. Two other men were found at the same time, police reports show. Both were restrained in the same way. Neither had been shot, but investigators said one of the men would have suffocated if a neighbor had not come to his rescue. Police believe Santos was shot and killed as he tried to escape.



  ADDENDUM, September 13, 2007 --- Heard on the Internet, REPEATEDLY! : " Everything Bush touches turns into [ feces ]. " By the way, our high IQ President calls the Internet the Internets! LOL.



  ADDENDUM, September 13, 2007 --- Third World Bus Station Makes a Stop at Purdue University : In 1977, Rusi Taleyarkhan was awarded a Baccalaureate in the qualification of Bachelor of Technology, M. E., by the Indian Institute of Technology ( Madras ) and then he headed our way. Here are the painful results, delineated in yesterday's editions of the New York Times ( Raise your hands, kids, and shout the words : BUBBLE FUSION! ) :
 
  Several accusations of research misconduct against a Purdue professor, who claims to have generated nuclear fusion in a tabletop experiment, merit further investigation, the university said. The professor, Rusi P. Taleyarkhan, has said that the force of sound waves can collapse bubbles in a liquid violently enough to generate conditions that cause hydrogen atoms to fuse together, releasing energy. But other scientists remain skeptical. The findings have not been reproduced outside of Dr. Taleyarkhan’s laboratory.

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 ADDENDUM, September 12, 2007 --- The Police Object : In Novo Belgium there is a Chokehold on Speech regarding Third World Immigration into Flanders. Yesterday in Brussels, the Police went about suppressing an anti-immigration demonstration in a most vigorous fashion.



  ADDENDUM, September 11, 2007 --- The Next President Dies : He could repeat phrases and sound intelligent. But even though he seemed to have a mind of his own, it was just an illusion --- from today's editions of the New York Times:
  Dr. Pepperberg [ who bought the parrot in a Pet Shop in 1977 ] used an innovative approach to teach Alex. African grays are social birds, and quickly pick up some group dynamics. In experiments, Dr. Pepperberg would employ one trainer to, in effect, compete with Alex for a small reward, like a grape. Alex learned to ask for the grape by observing what the trainer was doing to get it; the researchers then worked with the bird to help shape the pronunciation of the words. Alex showed surprising facility. For example, when shown a blue paper triangle, he could tell an experimenter what color the paper was, what shape it was, and — after touching it — what it was made of. He demonstrated some of his skills on nature shows, including programs on PBS and the BBC. He shared scenes with the actor Alan Alda on the PBS series “Look Who’s Talking.” As parrots can, he also picked up one-liners from hanging around the lab, like “calm down” and “good morning.” He could express frustration, or apparent boredom, and his cognitive and language skills appeared to be about as competent as those in trained primates. His accomplishments have also inspired further work with African gray parrots; two others, named Griffin and Arthur, are a part of Dr. Pepperberg’s continuing research program. Even up through last week, Alex was working with Dr. Pepperberg on compound words and hard-to-pronounce words. As she put him into his cage for the night last Thursday, she recalled, Alex looked at her and said: “You be good, see you tomorrow. I love you.” He was found dead in his cage the next morning, Dr. Pepperberg said.



 ADDENDUM, September 11, 2007 --- Paul Craig Roberts mentions some facts about six years ago that bear repeating:

  Americans might concede that it is unusual that U.S. airport security would fail four times within a few minutes, that U.S. air defenses would fail across the board to intercept the hijacked airliners and that hijackers lacking in flight skills could conduct the exotic flight maneuvers that top gun fighter pilots say are beyond their own skills. Still, there is some possibility, however remote, that Allah could have blessed the hijackers with unbelievable luck.

  But when we come to the explanation of the collapse of the Twin Towers, the official story lacks even a remote possibility of being true. Architects, engineers and physicists know that powerfully constructed steel buildings do not suddenly collapse at free-fall or near-free-fall speed simply because they were impacted by airliners and experienced short-lived, low intensity and limited fires.

 Physicists also know that there was not enough gravitational energy to pulverize massive concrete into fine dust, to cut massive steel beams into appropriate lengths to be loaded and removed on trucks, and to eject dust and steel beams hundreds of yards horizontally. Physicists know that if intense fire were present throughout the towers sufficient to cause steel to weaken and suddenly collapse, such fires would not have left unburned and unscorched hundreds of thousands of pieces of paper, which floated all over lower Manhattan.



  ADDENDUM, September 10, 2007 --- Tower of Rubble, Load of Rubbish : Six years ago, so the story goes, 19 Aliens hijacked passenger planes and flew them into buildings and a field. The Bush Administration blamed Iraq and invaded and occupied that country, 1 ½ years later. In the years since September 11, 2001, more than eighteen million aliens have crossed our borders and stayed. No wonder a substantial minority of the people of this country disbelieves the version of events set forth in the 9-11 Commission Report.



  ADDENDUM, September 10, 2007 --- And Jesus Was a Member of the Carpenters' Union : Last Night at the Democrat ( ic ) Presidential Debate, meant for Spanish-language speakers only, Hillary Clinton said, referring to a Republican immigration bill that would have penalized those who would aide border jumpers and visa overstayers in the furtherance of their criminal activities --- " I said it would have criminalized the Good Samaritan! It would have criminalized Jesus Christ! "



  ADDENDUM, September 9, 2007 --- A Pathetic Spectacle : Over the past few days Mitt Romney ( Ex-Mass Gov. ) and Rudy Giuliani ( ex NYC Mayor ) have been engaged in something of a pissing match --- a pissing match between Mopes. Mitt says Rudy did nothing about illegals in NYC, expect give them welfare benefits. Rudy says Mitt did nothing about illegals in Cape Cod, except give them welfare benefits. They are both right about each other, of course. If either one of them makes it to the White House --- perish the thought --- aliens of every stripe and variety will be very happy because they won't miss a day of welfare benefits!
   If you believe that either Romney or Giuliani, if elected, would work to reduce the level of immigration or deport illegal aliens, then I will tell you that you are one of the few people, east of the Mississippi, who thought that the recent photograph of John Mark Karr, holding hands with a woman, proves he has a real girlfriend!


  ADDENDUM, September 8, 2007 --- Dumb & Dumber --- New York State has dropped its passing grade, by as much as six grade levels, when it administers its state-wide Reading Test. So now a Reading Test that was once given exclusively to Third Grade Students is given to Ninth Grade Students! Guess what happened, Clubbers? I'm sorry to say you get no extra points, Brownie or otherwise, if your answer was : the Ninth Graders scored higher when they took the Reading Test once devised for Third Graders! Gee Whiz, Who Would Have Thunk It??? Everyday more than Eight Thousand Third Worlders cross this country's borders and stay. Most of them have IQs lower than average. Most of them have great difficulty reading their respective foreign languages. It would be racist for America not to drop her overall standards by six grade levels! Did I say it would be racist? But what the hey --- that are the way thingz is in Third World Bus Station. The passengers wind up missing the bus because they can't read the schedule! Hit the Link Below for the Sorry Details »»»

                                                   http://www.nysun.com/pf.php?id=62089&v=4933429811



  ADDENDUM, September 7, 2007 ---  Viva La Third World Bus Station ! --- Passaic, New Jersey ( Sanctuary City ) Mayor Samuel Rivera has been busted, along with his pals, for taking bribes. Who said there wasn't money to be made out of encouraging Third World Immigration?


 
  ADDENDUM, September 7, 2007 --- George Bush says " We're kicking ass in Iraq : "  is that all he can say after four and a half years of self-inflicted wounds? And just who's ass is he talking about? --- after almost 4,000 KIA and a collapsing puppet government in the Green Zone! Is George the Dupe on powerful medication? Perhaps he has been receiving injections in that particular body part? Invade the World, Invite the World is not prescription for success for any sane nation. But in Third World Bus Station there are electronic courtiers aplenty to tell the President how brilliant he is. At the rate we are going, the Day of Reckoning cannot be far off. Kicking Ass? More like Pain in the Arrière-Train! Plus ça change, c'est la même chose!


 
   ADDENDUM, September 6, 2007 --- Ringo Starr Never Had this Problem : In Danbury, Conn., two people have come down with Subcutaneous Anthrax. One of them is called Ase Amen Ra Kariamu, according to New York Times reports. The inference is that the other sufferer is not named Paddy Muldoon. The Times says that exposure to Anthrax came through the agency of animal hides, smuggled into Connecticut from Africa. The hides were in the process of being stretched to cover the tops of tribal drums before the contagion broke out.
   That's what's so insidious about Third World immigration into this country. Citizens already here are forced to buy the whole boat, so to speak. Not only is crime and poverty and nasty propinquity shoved down our throats, but unhealthy and savage customs to boot. We are just one spilled crate, left on the docks, away from a galloping plague that claims a multitude!



  ADDENDUM, September 5, 2007 --- Anybody thinking about sending money to the Larry Craig Gay & Disorderly Defense Fund? Well, think again! We need the money a lot more than he does! Besides, Old Gay Lar, who says he's not a Homosexual ( just a Twinkie snatcher ), and who now says he's not leaving, is pulling down more than three thou a week, less expenses ( for starters, 25¢ to feed the coin-box on his favorite stall )! Here at the Club, we're DEAD BROKE! Come on, there are at least seven hundred of you out there who visit this site every day! Time to Pony Up Something. Time to Feed the Club ( see address above )!



  ADDENDUM, September 5, 2007 ---  " Right, " said Fred ? --- In 1995, Senator Fred Thompson voted  for Food Stamps for illegal aliens. In 1996, Senator Fred Thompson voted against a federal computer verification system for checking the employment status of aliens. 'Nuff Said, Fred!



   
  ADDENDUM, September 4, 2007 --- Eli Lilly, the 15.5 billion dollar a year legal Indiana drug manufacturer is on the verge of pulling off something of a coup, according to Press Reports. The company has tried out a new Schizophrenia treatment on 200 Russian volunteers and the preliminary results have been spectacular, Lilly flacks say. What makes the new drug so special --- at this point only known to the world by its Laboratory skein number of LY2140023 --- is that it successfully blocks Glutamate in the Schizophrenic brain without causing any notable or visible side effects.
  Schizophrenia is a disease of the frontal lobes which usually announces its arrival in the late teens or early twenties. Sufferers of Schizophrenia are liable to dream twisted dreams and experience frightful visions. To be plain --- if you turn on your television set during a power outage and see a green snake holding a champagne glass in one hand and balancing a basketball in the other, you are advised to run, not walk, to your neighborhood psychiatrist. Until now, anti-Schizophrenia medication has always had pronounced side effects. Thorazine slows one down to a crawl and Zyprexa makes you gain weight more rapidly than a Pouter Pigeon on a diet of Suet.
   In future the Lilly Company hopes to test the new drug on a much larger trial group ( 2,000 Russian volunteers will be used next time, if Press Reports are accurate ). Lilly Share Holders are praying that the preliminary reports of LY2140023 are no fluke.
   Just think of it! A new mind drug that makes you less Betty Bughouse --- with no side effects! Don't tell George Bush, though --- if he finds out he will be encouraged to run for a third term, no matter what the Constitution says ( scroll down to Sept. 3 for the lyrics of " 21st Century Schizoid Man " ).


21 Century Schizoid Man - King Crimson- Detective Club of Jersey City




   ADDENDUM, September 3, 2007 --- Coming soon, to a theater near you!

Cats foot iron claw
Neuro-surgeons scream for more
At paranoias poison door.
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Blood rack barbed wire
Politicians funeral pyre
Innocents raped with napalm fire
Twenty first century schizoid man.

Death seed blind mans greed
Poets starving children bleed
Nothing hes got he really needs
Twenty first century schizoid man.





  ADDENDUM, September 3, 2007 --- In Third World Bus Station even the school teachers can't speak English! One of the many poisonous off-shoots of the so-called Civil Rights legislation of 1964 and 1965 turned out to be special hiring privileges for job-seekers who are not European ( White ). In practice the color of one's skin would be deemed, by the federal authorities, of greater import than the level of one's skills proficiency. The obvious destination of this Tutti-Fruiti madness is appalling incompetence. Old America didn't have foreign-born school teachers who couldn't speak English simply because the Principal of a school wouldn't hire a teacher who could not speak English! But in Third World Bus Station the federal policy of Affirmative Action has cleared all boards and tipped all tables. No speakee dee Hinglish. Move off the Boat & Step Right this Way! Hit the Link below for the insane details »»»

                  http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/printer-friendly.asp?ARTICLE_ID=57419




 ADDENDUM, September 2, 2007 --- On WABC Radio ( a 50,000 watt blaster, coming out of NY ) yesterday two Grade Z talk show hosts were taking calls about Larry Craig's Resignation. One of hosts was an ex-Hophead, the other a former gofer for Richard Nixon. Both held the same opinion of the event: Craig's Resignation was good for the Republican Party because now the proverbial page could " be turned. " Not a word was spoken about Craig's slavish devotion to Idaho's Agriculture Interests that count on paying low wages to illegals aliens for farm work. Not a word was spoken about mechanized harvesting methods that would demand a large primary outlay but would reduce costs and the need for illegal alien workers in the long run. The only talk was the same old talk : Larry Craig's constant search for Twinkies! When a political enemy commits political suicide that should be an occasion for rejoicing, not sorrow! But these two Republican flunkies were sure full of woe about Republican prospects next year! Rah, Rah, Republican! Oh, go put a sock in it!




  ADDENDUM, September 1, 2007 --- Idaho Senator Larry Craig will tender his resignation today, according to the morning papers. Senator Craig was " looking for Twinkies " in the Men's Room of the Minneapolis Airport in June and was subsequently caught up in a police sting. He pled Guilty to Disorderly Conduct in August and a Political Commotion erupted when news of his Conviction and obvious Homosexuality were revealed. Craig was a rabid Open Borders Republican. The odds that his Replacement will be as Marxist on Immigration, as Craig was, are very slight --- at least until 2009 when the Replacement's elected term begins ( Idaho voters, being Very Republican, are expected to approve of even the Cat's Whiskers so long as he is a one of them ). The manner and speed, in which Larry Craig was separated from Power in the Senate, were extremely Bobby Baker!



 
 ADDENDUM, August 31, 2007 --- Lindsey Graham has been found! The South Carolina Senator has just returned from the Iraq Debacle after a two week vacation there. Senator Graham is an Air Force Reservist and is also an Air Force lawyer! While in Iraq he says he observed military trails. How much observing the Senator did is uncertain. But none of the Senator's many bodyguards have reported any louche behavior on the Senator's part. The Senator did not receive a medal for taking a ride in an airplane --- in WWII, Lyndon Johnson, a Navy Reservist at the time, was awarded the Silver Star just for going aloft, hundreds of miles away from the Jap guns!
  Reps. Mark Kirk ( R. - Ill. ) and Chris Carney ( D. - Pa. ) of the Navy Reserve, as well as Reps. Steven Buyer ( R. - Ind. ) and John Shimkus ( R. - Ill. ) of the Army Reserve, have all been excused from serving in Iraq by the Pentagon. We Fight Them over There so We don't have to Fight Them over Here. ( Not those guys ).



      
 ADDENDUM, August 30, 2007 ---  Where is Senator Lindsey Graham? That is the most pressing question question on Capitol Hill these days. Although Larry Craig and Lindsey Graham don't seem to have much in common ( Larry's wife sports a Beard every morning even though she religiously uses a depilatory on her face, and Lindsey is a contented bachelor! ). Not known for being close-mouthed there is neither hide nor hair of Lindsey during these past few days of Political Commotion! Both Larry & Lindsey are up for re-election in '08. Both Larry & Lindsey voted for Amnesty for 20 million illegal aliens so they both swing that way politically! And both Larry & Lindsey are Manly Men because they shave exclusively with Gillette Razors every morning! Only Sissies, Lumberjacks, Women, and Barry Bonds use the Cream!

Lindsey Graham : Contented Bachelor



 
      ADDENDUM, August 29, 2007 --- ICE, ICE, Baby! : The Bush Administration has a habit of blowing smoke up our collective arrière-train, but reality will out. Fresh after talking up a big game about how they will crack down on illegal aliens, the Bushies have readjusted the numbers at ICE ( U. S. Immigration & Customs Enforcement ). 20% of its agents have been taken off the Immigration Beat and reassigned to customs duties. To read & weep, Hit the Link below. »»»

        http://washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070829/NATION/108290080/1001&template=printart



   
      ADDENDUM, August 28, 2007 --- A Diehard Republican writes : When Bill Clinton was in the hospital, didn't he go after the nurses? Wasn't that LEWD ADVANCES?
       There are no pictures of Bill Clinton in the Hospital available, but this is the general idea ( see below ).

Detective Club of Jersey City




  ADDENDUM, August 28, 2007 --- Dame Misfortune, with full quiver and bending bow, smiles hard at the Republicans and embraces them yet again:
   Larry Craig, Republican Senator from Idaho, who is up for re-election in 2008, has pleaded Guilty to making Lewd Advances towards a Male Undercover Police Officer in the Men's Room of the Minneapolis Airport ( U. S. Senators don't hang out in the Men's Room of Third World Bus Stations --- not classy enough! ). Senator Craig denies being a homosexual. He says that he made a mistake when he pleaded Guilty --- but it seems he wasn't tortured before he entered his Guilty plea, unlike some of the subjects in ex-AG Gonzo's care.
   There have been rumors that Craig was a practicing homosexual. Those rumors have been whispered in the halls of Congress since 1982. His Staff had recently dismissed, out of hand, those allegations made by Craig's friends. Again we see the Republicans living a double life of lies and debauchery. Dirty Money and tax-paid Bodyguards and Barricades keep their voters at bay. At the time of his arrest, Craig supported Amnesty for illegal aliens and pushed hard to raise the level of " legal " immigration. Since Bush was inaugurated in 2001, stories of Republican Call Boy Sex-for-Hire Rings have unceasingly dogged the White House & Capitol Hill.




 ADDENDUM
, August 27, 2007 --- Diversity suffers another blow --- Gonzo Resigns! Torture Boy Says Enough is Enough! The only U. S. Attorney General ever to be caught lying about the time of day! Who will help George Bush dodge Jury Duty now? Gonzo will be missed!



  ADDENDUM, August 27, 2007 --- You Remember Seung Hui Cho, don't you? Who? --- you say. He was the foreign loon who killed 32 people at Virginia Tech four months ago. If he had been blonde and blue-eyed and been baptized with the name of Johnny All American, you would not have stopped seeing his photo and hearing his name these past four months. But the Corporate Media believes in the " Invade the World, Invite the World " scenario. Some Alien from South Korea, who went Betty Bughouse and killed 32 people one fine Spring day, just doesn't fit neatly into the peaches 'n cream Third World nightmare that is being carried out in the good ole U S of A!
   It seems that our dear misunderstood Seung Hui was suffering from mutism ( Translation : Shyness ) ! Yeah, you heard me --- America, not Third World Bus Station, is to blame! If you have time to waste then go ahead and Hit the Link below. Talk about the Bleeding Obvious as John Cleese always says! »»»

                http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/08/26/AR2007082601410_pf.html




  ADDENDUM, August 26, 2007 --- Last Week, Rudolph Giuliani, who is campaigning for President, visited California, and repeatedly spoke about the pressing need to increase the level for Legal Immigration ( now at 1.2 million per year ) and institute higher levels for Guest Worker & Asylum Seeker programs ( now at 800,000 per year ).
    They don't call him America's Sanctuary City Mayor for nothing!



 
  ADDENDUM, August 26, 2007 --- It is a question that a resident of the Disunited States of Third World Bus Station has to ask more frequently these days : Are Government Officials Drunk or under the influence of some mind-altering Chemical?
  On Thursday, Carlos X. Carrillo, Chief of the Laredo, Texas U. S. Border Patrol Station ( yes, Station is part of its real U. S. title! ) said the following: " I've said it before and I'll say it again. The Border Patrol's job is not to stop illegal immigration. " Hit the link below. »»»

    http://washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070826/NATION/108260044/1001&template=printart





  ADDENDUM, August 25, 2007 --- I have received several e-mails lately taking me to task for using the neologism " Third World Bus Station " in lieu of the name " United States. " I will continue to use both names interchangeably. While it is sometimes necessary to use the term United States, Third World Bus Station best describes where we are at, so to speak, in post-1965 Open Borders America. Third World Bus Station is the fitting term for a country in which Violence and Confusion hold sway. To say it is a Bizarro World is insufficient; Bizarre is a word that doesn't begin to fathom the depths to which the nation has sunk. The 1965 Immigration Act was passed on a raft of Politician's lies, assuring 1965 America that the country would not change, but as America changed, more lies were told over and over, until the worn out lies that were spoken no longer seemed to fit the country's old name. I repeat, the USA of 1965 is not the USA of 2007. Any American who was aware of his surroundings in 1965 and is still conscious of his surroundings in 2007, knows it. The link below is yet more proof. Open your eyes and look around. It is Third World Bus Station writ large.

              http://www.twincities.com/portlet/article/html/fragments/print_article.jsp?articleId=6703433&siteId=569



  ADDENDUM, August 24, 2007 --- Roland Haas wrote a book that was published in early July. It is his autobiography and in it he says he killed eighteen people, some with his bare hands. He was, he says, an Assassin for the CIA.
    The stuff of a best-seller you say? Well, think again! The book was riding at about 47,000 on Amazon the last time I checked. But you don't have to buy the book to sample its flavor. Haas gave a fascinating interview to Charles Goyette. Roland comes across as a mild mannered civil servant, who had a drinking problem, who turned into a Werewolf when the CIA moon was full!
    Get out your mp3s and start downloading ( link below ). »»»

                                                                                   http://www.antiwar.com/blog/2007/08/22/roland-haas/




    ADDENDUM, August 23, 2007 --- I received an e-mail the other day from a Clubber who calls himself Jersey City Jesus.
    
All I've done is clean up the grammar and tighten the sentence structure. Here it is, pretty much as I got it:
      
     I was a Jail Guard in the old Civil War-built Hudson County Jail in 1993. I have a story to tell about fingerprints.
   Three Haitians were brought in one afternoon, all on petty charges. The first thing we do is put them in the Bullpen before the assignment of dorms or cells. They hadn't been in there more than ten minutes before a strange smell starts to waft from the center of the Bullpen where the Haitians were and where I last saw them. I figure one of them has let loose in their pants before getting to the head in the corner --- it's happened before. So I went over to the Bullpen to take a look before calling one of the inmate janitors to start mopping up. What I saw I had never seen before and I have never seen since: these three Haitians were burning the tips of their fingers using two books of matches! The stench coming from them was the aroma of burning flesh. All of them had given Intake false names but they were obviously still worried about their prints being taken! They burned themselves so badly that I was told by the Night Guards that they had to be taken out of the Jail to the Medical Center at 2 in the morning because all of them were in terrific pain.

matchbook

   They shouldn't have worried. When I was in the HC, about 35% of all prints, taken from the inmates, came back from the scanner marked UR ( unreadable ). To this day, I still wonder what heinous crimes those three Haitians were trying to skate away from.



   ADDENDUM, August 22, 2007 --- The American Conservative has an interesting piece on Immigration ( hit the link below ). It is worth reading because it contains a useful chronology of political events from the time the Republicans took control of the Senate and the House of Representatives in 1994 on through to the present; otherwise, its facts and conclusions are swiss cheese. But Clubbers will not waste time recalling those not so ancient events. When the Republican majority entered Congress in 1995 this country was admitting less than one and a half million legal aliens a year, and pretending not to notice about a half million border jumpers. When the Republicans majorities of both Houses were kicked out in 2007, the immigration numbers had risen to 2 million " legals " and 1 million illegals, respectively.
   The next time someone calls the Republicans the Stupid Party, stop and think. It is a name Republicans everywhere worked hard to earn!

                                     http://www.amconmag.com/2007/2007_07_30/print/coverprint.html




   ADDENDUM, August 21, 2007 --- Some Jersey City News : In the small hours of the morning, a few days ago, a Jersey City teenager was shot in the shoulder by other Jersey City teenagers on Summit Avenue.
  The Jersey City teenager, who was shot in shoulder and who lives on Vroom Street, says that the other teenagers who shot him were wearing red sweaters --- must be a gang thing, or perhaps the shooters were fraternity brothers?!
  Jersey City is a colorful place. Below you see a picture of Beyoncé on top of an Italian. »»»

beyonce on top of an italian


   Isn't she lovely? She looks like she could live on Vroom Street ( what with the Motorcycle and all, but, alas she doesn't ). Queen Latifah used to live in Jersey City but she skipped town after her video store was raided for renting pirated copies of Tollbooth. The " Teef " is one of the tri-state area's most famous Deadbeats and she comes from Jersey City! What an honor!



  
    ADDENDUM, August 20, 2007 --- From the " Will Wonders Ever Cease ! " Dept. According to her Pinko Pals, Elvira Arellano was arrested and deported by ICE yesterday! She was shot across the border to Tijuana! Perhaps it was the constant droning of Elvira's voice, which even though an American can't understand the disgusting meaning of it, is grating and bound to get on one's nerves. The Federal Copperoos just could not stand her stupid, hideous, treasonous monotone any longer so they grabbed her on the streets of LA and sent her back where she comes from!
   Remember Operation Wetback? Somewhere Gen. Eisenhower is looking down on us here in the Disunited States of Third World Bus Station and he's smiling!



    ADDENDUM, August 19, 2007 ---  LA, She's Your Lady! Elvira Arellano is in the Church! Third World Bus Station's most famous Border Jumper & Professional Illegal Alien claimed sanctuary yesterday in a church in the Heart of Los Angeles ( does LA have a Heart? ) and spoke to the admiring throng. Elvira mentioned in passing that she was in fear of being arrested and deported to Mexico by federal immigration officials. What Parallel Universe is she living in?



     
   ADDENDUM, August 18, 2007 --- The Bush Administration has already called off plans to track down illegal aliens by sending out " no match " letters to employers. These letters from the Social Security Administration would have advised employers to discharge foreign employees, working in the U. S., who were hiding behind phony Social Security numbers. Only about a week after announcing this new " get tough " policy the Bush Administration has backed down and thrown in the towel. But didn't we tell you they would ( scroll down for your special Crystal Ball prediction )! Although who knew that the Bush people would throw in the towel so fast that everybody in the general vicinity would come down with a severe case of Whiplash?!

                   http://www.dailynews.com/portlet/article/html/fragments/print_article.jsp?articleId=6643461&siteId=200



    
     ADDENDUM, August 18, 2007 --- Attention, West Coast Clubbers! Repeat Border Jumper, Professional Illegal Alien & Permanent Church-Goer Elvira Arellano is headed in your direction, according to recent Internet reports.
      But Don't Call Anybody in the Bush Administration about this Mexican lawbreaker. They are handicapped --- their hands have turned black and blue from sitting on them for six and a half years straight!



   
        ADDENDUM, August 17, 2007 --- From the Who Would Have Thunk It File : The Mayor of Newark has declared illegal aliens " irrelevant. " Hit the Link Below and read it and weep!

                                                                              http://www.wnyc.org/news/articles/83938
 




      ADDENDUM, August 17, 2007 --- There has always been something of the Hocus Pocus, more than a little bit of the Abracadabra, about U. S. Immigration Policy since 1965. The absolute lying bilge that Television spews about the immigration invasion & " Diversity " is the primary cause that this country's borders are unceasingly breached to the tune of 8,200 Third World entrants each day and at a rate of 3 million every year. TV News is not interested in the onrushing forest, but it is the prone tree that receives its prime and exclusive coverage. It is the single sob story over horrible fact of sheer, massive numbers of the alien invasion into Third World Bus Station, all presented solely for your blinkered attention.
      Jose Offerman knows all about the Hocus Pocus and the Abracadabra of it all and has seen enough Bus Station TV to know how the game is played ( for a picture of Jose at work, scroll down ). It seems that when Jose attacked those two gringos, the other night, he wasn't hitting them with a baseball bat but merely waving it through the vacant air. What about the pitcher who had one of his fingers broken by Jose's bat? --- maybe he fractured it opening a can of beer. What about the catcher who had the back of his head rapped by Jose's bat? --- maybe he ran full force into a clubhouse wall and hurt himself that way.
      What, you say, Jose would not even attempt to make such excuses for his wacky behavior! Be my guest, hit the link!

                                               http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=txofferman&prov=st&type=lgns




       ADDENDUM, August 16, 2007 --- Newt Gingrich says he's sick, sick, sick over the Immigration Invasion of Third World Bus Station! Hey, Newtie, where were you when you were Speaker of the House? How come you weren't sick then? Our Politicians have no sense of shame! Hit the link below and I guarantee you will lose your lunch.  »»»




      ADDENDUM, August 16, 2007 ---  On August 22, 1965 San Francisco Giant pitcher Juan Marichal ( aka the Dominican Dandy ) went after Johnny with a bat. Sandy Koufax tried to intercede. Marichal scored a hit and a fat gash on top of Roseboro's noggin. Marichal was afterwards fined $1,750 and suspended for a week by the National League. Because it was a home game the SF cops did not arrest him for assault & battery --- no criminal charges for the Dandy!  There's no Crying in Baseball, but there used to be a lot of Brawling!

           Was Marichal ( home village : Laguna Verde, D. R. ) celebrating the passage of the 1965 Immigration Act on the day he went nuts? Marichal's English was poor, so he didn't say. A few years later, after his English had gotten a little better, he managed to mumble out a pale apology, saying something about how he was sorry about using that bat and all, you know!
          Hey, saying you're sorry makes all the difference. That's what loving America is all about!



   
    ADDENDUM, August 15, 2007 --- One-time Major Leaguer Jose Offerman ( DOB : 11/8/68; San Pedro de Macoris, D. R. ) went nuts last night. Offerman, a player for the Long Island Ducks, attacked two players of the Bridgeport Bluefish with a baseball bat. No major injuries resulted, just a broken finger and a mild concussion.
        Doing a job that an American just won't do, eh, Jose?

detective club of jersey city - bat attack - offerman




 ADDENDUM, August 15, 2007 --- I once knew a woman who could not stop talking about " her past. " I haven't seen her in years. I hope she's feeling fine & still with us. But I worry. Rudy Giuliani could be a reincarnation of her. When it comes to immigration policy he has a past, and is trying to turn that past into a pass --- quite a big one. He wishes that Republican primary voters would forget all about his past words on immigration. But as they used to say in the Bronx, when the Yankees were in fifth place : " Things are tough all over ( hit link below ) " »»»

    http://www.newsday.com/news/local/politics/ny-usrudy145331618aug14,0,3349458,print.story



 
  ADDENDUM, August 14, 2007 --- Rudy Giuliani said something last week that is awfully peculiar & will leave you scratching your head. When asked about his policy of forbidding the NYPD from questioning aliens about their immigration status, he said:

rudy likes women's clothing

    " My response is that New York City had the least amount of illegality per capita of any major city in the country and I brought that change about. "
     Go Ahead, Scratch your head.



  
   ADDENDUM, August 14, 2007 --- Do you remember Lee Trevino & Pancho Gonzales? Steve Sailer does. Well worth a quick read.




   ADDENDUM, August 13, 2007 --- In Response to e-mails : Newark, NJ is a practicing sanctuary city --- Essex County DA Paula Dow has stated that it is the policy of her office not to report the arrest of an illegal alien to federal immigration authorities ( translation : her office does not even ask arrestees if they are in the country legally ).
    Her " don't ask, don't tell " policy, regarding illegal aliens, insures that illegals charged with crimes will be free to walk the streets of Newark after being released on recognizance or bail. Under this policy, ICE will never get an opportunity to interview or detain an illegal arrested in Essex County, NJ. Such a policy means that illegals walking around with a laundry list of unresolved charges, originating in a Newark court, will be free to participate in a future triple murder. Being a Democrat in good standing, the Essex County DA is not big on immigration control.






     ADDENDUM, August 12, 2007 --- Senator John McCain, who is still running for President for reasons known only to himself, says he likes Mexican music. Does he know that CD sales of Mexican music have collapsed in the United States? But then again, Senator McCain doesn't appear to realize that his campaign for President has collapsed. The Butterfly Net is to your right, sir, just as you go in through the door!



 
     ADDENDUM, August 11, 2007 --- George W. Bush has been President for 79 months. Does anybody outside the Corporate Media or a Lunatic Asylum expect him to suddenly start carrying out the enforcement provisions of the 1986 Immigration Amnesty law at this late date, when he has less than eighteen months to go in his term of office?
    Was it not just weeks ago that this Yale frat boy was blowing the horn of Amnesty for 20 million illegals and calling Republicans, who opposed his diabolical plans, bigots? Does he have anybody left to lie to? With both feet out the door, he gets religion now?!
    Eve found out --- to her infinite sorrow --- what whoppers the serpent was capable of. Don't be fooled, Clubbers! I, for one, don't want to go walking around in fig-leaf BVDs!



    
   ADDENDUM, August 10, 2007 --- Some Jersey City News : Donna Summer didn't lie --- Trudy Trombetto of Bayonne, and Rose Ellea Doria & Diane Masters, both of Jersey City, were observed on Wednesday, by the local constabulary, standing on a street corner in these parts and yelling " Hey, Mister! " at passing male motorists. The 3 good time girls were all charged with loitering to commit prostitution. Print reports are mum on about whether the males had a dime or were willing to spend some time. BEEP, BEEP, TOOT, TOOT!




     ADDENDUM, August 10, 2007 --- Rosa Isela Contreras - Dominguez, a Mexican national, died in ICE custody on Tuesday. She was convicted of being a drug mule in November of 2005. She began her 18 month term of imprisonment upon her conviction. She had just finished her prison term in May but was still detained and awaiting deportation to Mexico.
    A Mother of five, she was carrying her sixth child when she died. Even aliens, in U. S. federal prison on drug charges, are entitled to receive conjugal visits. Does Mexico have a similar policy?




  ADDENDUM, August 9, 2007 --- Good News! Mejia Cinto was apprehended in Halzelton, PA ( yes, that Hazelton! ) yesterday. Hazelton is only 140 miles from Brooklyn. It would appear that our neighborhood stabber was waiting for a van headed for Mexico or his sense of direction was just a tiny bit askew. But anyway, when Mejia showed his ugly mug in Hazelton, one of his Mexican pals dropped the proverbial Peso on his hide in hopes of collecting a reward. Mejia, you can run, but you can't escape the Hazelton Bulls!
    If a nice, tall, strong fence had been built on the border with Mexico when Bush became President in 2001, another good American would still be alive today!
    But you know the Bush Family motto, Clubbers, don't you? --- INVADE THE WORLD, INVITE THE WORLD!
    And there are too few Mexicans in the Disunited States of Third World Bus Station doing the killing that Americans just won't do!



 ADDENDUM, August 8, 2007 --- The latest Print reports suggest that MEJIA CINTO ( see text below; the photo shown here is simply an extremely rough approximation ) is high-tailing it to Mexico. He is a citizen of that country.

run for the border

    Do you remember a line from the old Jethro Tull song Rumble in the Jungle? If not, I shall remind you : " I'll write on your tombstone : I Thank You for Dinner. "
    America's Tombstone will say : " Diversity is Wonderful! "



 
  ADDENDUM, August 7, 2007 --- Immigration News of a microscopic variety from the tri-state region:
    Long - time Brooklyn resident Anthony J. Senisi was stabbed to death Saturday night in front of his home. He died in his father's arms, Anthony B. Senisi, 77, who lived in the same apt. building. According to print reports, police are seeking MEJIA CINTO, 19. Police say that Cinto was present when the murder was committed.
    Iselin, New Jersey Housing Inspectors are being accused of racism because of their new regime of increased enforcement of township dwelling regulations. It seems that Iselin has seen a noticeable increase of Indian H1B student visa holders, who have found employment at Indian-owned software companies that are situated in the area. Foreign students who possess H1B visas are prohibited by U. S. Immigration law from pursuing employment, but under the Bush Administration H1B restrictions are seldom enforced. About half a million H1B visas, in various forms, were issued last year by the federal government.
    Indian H1B visa holders have joined together with Indian immigrant organizations to challenge what they regard as racist harassment. India does not have a H1B visa program nor does she permit foreigners resident in India to challenge the Indian government. Needless to say, the wage level in India is much lower than it is in the United States. The wage level of U. S. computer IT jobs has dropped precipitously since the U. S. government increased the issuance of the H1B visa. Most of the IT firms that illegally employ Indian workers are owned by Indian immigrants, some of them illegally resident themselves in the U. S.
    It is the custom of Indian IT entrepreneurs to buy or rent local homes and overburden American housing stock in furtherance of the sardine-like conditions known to Calcutta.

   There have been complaints that as many as twenty occupants have been packed into a 4 bedroom Cape Cod. The practice of importing foreign workers into this country to labor at suppressed wages is called " Insourcing. "





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 ADDENDUM, August 4, 2007 --- It seems there was a bit of a folderol in the House of Representatives on Thursday. A bill, that would grant food stamps and other federal benefits to illegal aliens, lost by one or two votes, but in the final tally the Democrats managed to sneak a win through. The details are all over the Internet and they are not pretty. After all, this country receives about 2 million legal immigrants a year ( 1.2 immigrant visas; almost half a million H1B visas; more than 200,000 asylum applicants; fifty thousand visa lottery winners; and so on ) and at least one million border jumpers and visa overstayers --- they all must been seen to. The 3 million will someday be good voters who will certainly be voting the straight Democrat ticket.
    When you call a plumber in to unblock your pipes, you shouldn't bitch and moan if a few hundred gallons of sewage winds up on the floors of your house. He got the job done, didn't he? If 3 million gallons of human sewage from the Third World lands up here, well, that's the general idea!, is it not? When all is said and done, we have to clear the way through the immigration pipeline for the next 3 million, next year. That's why the Democrats were salivating over the prospect of Amnesty for 20 million illegal aliens in one fell swoop, just a few weeks ago --- and hiding behind hypnotized dupes like McCain, Graham, & Co.--- it really looked like an excellent possibility for awhile back then. Amnesty for the 20 million is a good way to clear the human backlog and everybody knows that the Democrats are good immigration plumbers. So what if your floors smell so bad that your house will stink for the next century or so. Just hold your nose, kick back, and enjoy the diversity, Clubbers!



 

AMNESTY AS A CONCEPT IS DEAD.

    There will be no amnesty bill arriving on President Bush's desk before the clock strikes noon on January 20, 2009.  If Bush wants Amnesty he will have to pull an 1814, when about 200 Gulf pirates were granted individual  presidential pardons --- how does a President go about issuing 20 million pardons to the same border jumper, named Pedro Doe? --- just a thought!

    Amnesty as a concept was issued its Death Certificate when the Tancredo-crafted bill, denying federal appropriations to so-called sanctuary cities, passed recently in the House of Representatives with the approbation of 49 Democrats.  These 49 Democrats value their political hide more than money going into their re-election campaigns or delivered surreptitiously to their refrigerators.

    About 170 to 180 House Democrats can be counted on to vote for the Senate Amnesty package.  Less than twenty - five Republicans would be foolish enough to join their Jackass colleagues.  At best that leaves the pro-Amnesty forces in the House approximately fifteen votes short of winning passage, but wavering Amnesty courage makes the shortfall to be more like twenty - five or thirty votes shy of Amnesty Heaven.

    Bills allowing more " guest workers " into the country, over a limited number of years, or doubling or tripling the number of H-1B visas, might be about all that Nancy Pelosi can manage as a payoff to Jackass contributors who are looking to hire foreign labor on the cheap.




    Will Mitch McConnell and Harry Reid, with the help of Ted Kennedy, John McCain and Trent Lott manage to brake the filibuster in the Senate?  Their mindless blatherings on immigration policy have caused merriment to detonate wildly in lunatic asylum day rooms across the land; even the lowliest United States Senator has a staff of a least 40 publicly-paid bootlickers, ever at the ready to clap like seals whenever their boss farts forth a noble comment.  Did you expect the by-product of wisdom to emerge from the Billionaire Boys Club, gentle reader?  Whenever did that happen?!

    Right now, at this moment of time and space, there is a drunken United States Senator, fishtailing through traffic, full-throttle in a hog of an SUV, who will only be stopped when his vehicle leaps and plunges into the Potomac.  He will manage to get free and swim away, but a " very young " blonde Legislative Assistant will be a casualty, alas.  Responsible legislation, did you say?  Come on, you can't be serious!  Only the owner of a factory in China, where they make butterfly nets, could be happy about the goings on in Congress.

ITALO.


    ADDENDUM, July 2, 2007 --- Well, we, the citizens of this nation, won and the crooked bums in the District of Criminals lost --- capital news! Of course we must continue to be ever vigilant and keep a Weather Eye out for those special immigration bills that are nothing but backdoor amnesties ( new higher levels for H-1B visas and temporary ag. jobs ).
    Thanks for the scores of e-mails that you all sent to me. I enjoyed reading every last one of them! Such a colorful and righteous use of simile and profanity is not merely entertaining but salubrious for the soul!
    Keep it up! Keep fighting the good fight! I always knew you were out there, just waiting for a chance to give voice to justified indignation. What's more, now they know it too!
   

    ADDENDUM, July 30, 2007 --- Who knew that there was a profit to be made in opposing open borders and fighting the 24 hour propaganda of the Corporate Media, which never ceases to spew out the standard 24 kt baloney about how great third world immigration is!? Until recently all the advertising bucks have been going into bank accounts labeled " Invade the World, Invite the World. "
    Radio Blowhards like Mush Limbo and Torn Vanity have seen their ratings recover their recent dips and even enjoy a modest zephyrous lift! What happened? Hey guys, when did you stop parroting the latest fax from the RNC and start listening to your audience?
    But all this sanity seems to be temporary. Mush and Torn are back to talking about why this country must stay in Iraq ( fifty years or however long it takes --- and there's a George Washington in Burnoose out there, somewhere! ) and about why this country must get ready to do nasty things to Iran ( if we don't fight them over there they'll come over here, taking advantage of the big hole in the Mexican Fence or blackmarket visas and passports, and get us all! ).
    Do you hear it, Clubbers? That's the sound of radios clicking off, from sea to shining sea. Watch those ratings drop, Boys!






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